want random questions because I love your answers

但我想要問隨機的問題

to just about anything.

因為我超愛妳回答問題時的答案

- Oh, OK.

- 哦，好

- So, you're interesting, and we thought

- 妳很有趣，所以我們想說

we're going to play, it's, Interesting Questions.

我們要來玩「有趣的問題」這個遊戲

- Yeah, OK.

- 好哦

- So, it's a question generator.

- 這是一個問題產生器

I have nothing to do with this.

會選到什麼問題完全跟我無關

These are random questions that come up.

它會隨機選出一些問題來

- I got it now.

- 我現在懂了

- OK, here we go.

- 好，那來吧

Who do you think is the sexiest man alive?

妳認為世界上還活著的男人哪個最性感？

- Well, once upon a time, you know, when I was younger,

- 從前從前，當我還年輕時

I had boyfriends.

我交過一些男朋友

And I liked them a lot.

我當時非常喜歡他們

And one of them, I think, is the sexiest man alive.

而其中一個我認為是世界上最性感的男人

I still think that to this day.

到現在我還是這麼認為

Maybe you guys don't agree.

也許你們不同意

- I know who you're gonna say.

- 我知道妳要說誰

- But for me-- Al Pacino.

- 但對我來說 (他是世界上最性感的) 艾爾·帕西諾

- Ah.

- 啊

- Yeah, I thought he was, like, that guy.

- 我認為他就是那個男人

- Al Pacino.

- 艾爾·帕西諾

- But, you know, he didn't care for me quite very much.

- 但他當時並沒有非常在意我

I mean, what can you do?

但我能怎麼做？

- I bet he did.

- 我相信他是在乎妳的

- But he was sexy.

- 但他很性感

- All right, here's another one.

- 換下一個問題

Random.

隨機的

Who is your current celebrity crush?

妳現在迷戀的明星是誰？

- Hmm.

- 嗯

Well, I don't want to say it again but,

我不想再說一次

you know, honestly, I would--

但老實說...

- Al Pacino?

- 艾爾·帕西諾？

- No.

- 不是！

- Oh.

- 哦

- No, he's not my crush.

- 他不是我迷戀的對象好嗎

- Who?

- 那是誰？

- That's over.

- 我跟他已經結束了

Did you know that?

妳不知道嗎？

I'm not dating him anymore.

我已經沒有在跟他約會了

- All right, then who?

- 好，那是誰？

- Well, I want to go back to my favorite.

- 我想要回到我的最愛

Yeah, I mean, I just had a big feeling, at your party,

在妳的派對上，我對克里斯·馬汀

for Chris Martin.

非常有感覺

- Oh, OK.

- 哦

All right.

好

All right.

好哦

If you could only wear one thing for the rest of your life,

如果妳的餘生只能穿戴一樣物品

what would it be, a hat or a turtleneck?

那會是什麼？帽子還是高領毛衣？

- OK.

- 好

I have a lot of feelings about both of these items,

我對這兩樣物品都充滿感情

as you can tell.

你們應該看得出來

They're near and dear.

它們是我的寶貝

My idea is this-- that I would pull the,

我的想法是

you know, I would pull the turtleneck up to my nose,

如果我把高領毛衣拉高到我的鼻子

and bring the hat down just to the very rim of my eyes.

然後把帽子壓低到我眼睛的邊緣

And then I'd be, kind of, like Karl Lagerfeld, right.

我就會看起來有點像卡爾·拉格斐，對吧

Do you know what Karl Lagerfeld?

妳知道卡爾·拉格斐嗎？

No, you're not into that.

看來妳對這個想法不感興趣

OK.

好

Then I'll just pull the turtleneck over my head.

那我就把高領毛衣拉高過我的頭好了

Is that good?

這樣可以嗎？

- What's your favorite curse word?

- 妳最喜歡的髒話是什麼？

- Oh, well, it's the f-word.

- 就是 f 開頭那個

- Name a word to describe your sex life.

- 用一個字形容妳的性生活

- Ooh.

- 哦

- I look forward to--

- 我很期待...

- My sex life?

- 我的性生活？

- Yeah.

- 是的

I look forward to hearing this.

我很期待聽到妳的答案

- Well, I mean, do you want me to be honest?

- 妳想要我老實回答嗎？

- Yeah.

- 當然

- Well, I would say I don't have one.

- 那我得說我沒有 (性生活)

- Yeah.

- 是

- You know, like, it's gone, gone.

- 我的性生活已經沒了，完全沒了

I don't participate in that.

我不再參與其中了

- OK.

- 好的

- Name something you would never--

- 說出一樣東西妳永遠不會...

- Well, maybe sometimes, you know, on occasion.

- 也許有時候會有，你知道，必要時

Well, let's think about it.

你們想想看

I mean, give me a break.

給我個機會嘛

I mean, you know, what about, maybe Chris might, someday,

或許某一天克里斯

be interested.

會有興趣

- So if he were interested, you would be?

- 如果他有興趣，他要怎麼做？

- If he was interested, he'd need to call me up for--

- 如果他有興趣，那他得打給我...

Oh, dear.

哦，天啊

That was fun to think about.

用想的就覺得好有趣

All right, moving on.

好啦，繼續

- Name something you would never find in your house.

- 說出一樣在妳家永遠找不到的東西

- A what? What's that?

- 一個什麼？ 什麼東西？

- Something you'd never find in your house.

- 一個在妳家永遠找不到的東西

- Something I'd never find in my house.

- 一個在我家永遠找不到的東西哦

I don't know, a hatchet.

不知道欸，斧頭吧

- A hatchet?

- 斧頭？

- Something I'd never find in my house--

- 一個在我家永遠找不到的東西...

- I would say, Chris Martin.

- 我會說是克里斯·馬汀

- -- is Chris Martin, yeah.

- 就是克里斯·馬汀，沒錯

You beat me.

我真的服了妳

She beat me.

她打敗我了

- You took too long.

- 妳花太多時間了

- It's not fair that Ellen's great.

- 好不公平，艾倫為什麼老是這麼優秀

- All right.

- 好啦

- You know, I'm sick of Ellen being great.

- 我厭倦了艾倫總是這麼優秀的這件事

- All right.

- 好啦，好啦

You're great.

妳也很優秀

- You know, I-- thank you.

- 謝謝

- This is a bestseller.

- 這是本暢銷書

It is a fantastic book-- her other book, Romantica, is also.

很棒的一本書，她的另本書 Romantica 也很棒

You're not here to plug that

妳現在不能在這裡宣傳那本

but that's a great book as well.

但確實也是本好書

- Thank you.

- 謝謝妳

- She's got such great taste.

- 她非常有品味

- She's dismissing me.

- 她正在打發我

- You should-- yeah.

- 你們應該... 是啊

- She's gonna ask me to leave now.

- 她打算要叫我離開了

- I am asking you to leave.

- 我是打算要叫妳離開沒錯

And--

然後

- Well, I love you.

- 我愛妳

- You should follow her on Pinterest as well.

- 你們也應該到繽趣上追蹤她

- Yeah.

- 是的

- The House that Pinterest Built, is available now.

- 《用繽趣蓋出來的房子》已經上市了