I can't catch it! I'm gonna have to-

我追不上它！ 我得要-

Wow! Thanks Spider-Man!

哇！ 謝謝蜘蛛人！

Hey, no need to thank me. I'm just your friendly neighborhood spider-man.

嘿！不用謝我。我只是你們友善的鄰居，蜘蛛人

Awe, dang it!

喔，該死

Incredibile - ESCAPE!

超能車，快逃！

Dash, those goggles made Lucius go crazy. They've probably done the same to mom and dad.

小飛，那個護目鏡讓路易失去理智了。他們可能也對爸媽做了一樣的事

We have to find them and take off everyone's goggles

我們必須要找到他們並且摘掉所有人的護目鏡

But how?

怎麼做呢？

Well I'll be invisible and you can do your thumbtack move from school

我可以隱形，你可以用在學校放圖釘的那招

You know when you run so fast the camera can't even see you.

你跑很快的時候就連攝影機都看不到你

You mean really use your powers?

你是說，真的要用超能力了嗎？

Really use our powers.

真的要用超能力了

Yes!

耶！

Look out, coming through!

小心撞到不負責！

What the- where am I?

搞什...我在哪？

I'll take those.

這給我吧

I crush you!

我要打爆你！

Too slow!

太慢了

Excuse me.

不好意思

Got em!

拿到了！

Hey!

嘿！

This is amazing!!!!

太爽了！

I thank all of you for representing your nation's commitment to superheroes.

非常感謝你們代表各國表達對於超級英雄的支持

You're all being brainwashed!!

你們都被洗腦了！

Well crap

爛透了

So we took off everyone's brainwashing masks and that was pretty much the end of it.

我們就拿掉了所有人的洗腦面具，差不多故事就結束了

Yeah, that's right. We took care of it. Because we're awesome.

沒錯！我們hold住了局勢，因為我們太強了

That is great kids.

孩子們，做得好

So then what happened?

然後呢？

Well Evelyn went to prison for attempted murder and the supers are totally legal again!

艾芙琳因為蓄意謀殺被抓去關了，所有的超能者都再度合法了！

Which is good because I think mom and dad really needed it.

爸媽真的很需要這個

Where are your parents, exactly?

你們的父母在哪？

Oh, they're having date night.

喔，他們正在約會

Yeah, I'm sure they're doing something super romantic. Bleh!

對，我確定他們正在做超級浪漫的事，噁！

I love you.

我愛你

I love you too.

我也愛你

You think if they liked helping people so much

他們真的這麼喜歡幫助民眾

They try to get work in the police force or the fire department or something.

搞不好他們會去警察界或是消防界之類的工作

But whatever, use your skills pushing paper till you go crazy I guess.

總之，會坐辦公室坐到起笑，我猜啦

Or you can just do it in secret like me. Cops get mad at me all the time for doing their job for them.

或者可以像我地下化。警察超不爽我因為我總是搶了他們的工作

Do you know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？