Name: 【今夜秀】#我的超古怪迷信 (Hashtags: #MyWeirdSuperstition)
Uploaded: 2018-11-05T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 17 s

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite --

現在我要來分享一些我個人喜歡的 --

"My Weird Superstition" stories from you guys.

各位提供的故事「我的超古怪迷信」

Here we go. This first one's from @JesseBetts11.

開始囉。第一個來自 @JesseBetts11

他說：「每次我自己一個人在家

before falling asleep just to see if anyone responds."

在睡前這樣看看有沒有人回應。」

「好的、好的。然後我就會離開

You can see me? I thought I was hiding but --"

你可以看到我嗎？我覺得我正在躲起來但是 --」

He says, "My brother-in-law doesn't allow his mother

into the room if the Dallas Cowboys are winning.

進去房間，如果達拉斯牛仔隊贏了的話

If she's already in the room, he doesn't let her leave.

如果她已經在房間了，他就不會讓她離開

The cowboys haven't been to a Super Bowl in over 20 years."

牛仔隊已經超過 20 年沒有進超級盃了。」

I have to whisper what's wrong with me first

or else the medicine won't know where to go."

不然藥會不知道要往哪裡去。」

她說：「我不會吃罐裝品客裡的第一片洋芋片，

-That's got factory germs on it. -"Nice try.

-會有工廠的細菌在上面 -「做得好。

I don't want anything to do with that one."

He says, "Any time someone on TV winks, I have to wink back."

他說：「只要有人在電視上眨眼，我就會眨回去。」

She says -- This is great. -What'd she say?

"When I was little, my mom told me that every grain

of rice I didn't finish in my dinner bowl

would be a zit on my future husband's face."

都會變成我未來丈夫臉上的痘痘。」

She says, "I had a bad case of the hiccups,

她說：「我有一次打嗝得很誇張

and they finally went away when I talked about Sandra Bullock.

當我講到珊卓·布拉克，就不會打嗝了

Now my brother and I will discuss Sandra Bullock

現在我兄弟和我會在我們其中一人打嗝時

when one of us have hiccups and they always go away."

談論珊卓·布拉克，每次都有用。」

Stare at a spoon and just think of Sandra Bullock.

盯著湯匙然後想一下珊卓·布拉克

她說：「我對外星人半信半疑，

but I try my hardest not to think about them

because if they're real, they for sure read minds

因為如果外星人是真的，他們一定會讀心術

and then they'd know that I know that they know."

然後他們就會知道我知道他們知道。」

There you have it, those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

就是這些了，這些都在 「Tonight Show 主題標籤」

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