"I lost a bet" stories from you guys.

來自觀眾的「我賭輸了」趣事

This first one is from @ughimtiredd.

第一個是 @ughimtiredd 的故事

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

I bet my sister I could eat an entire spoonful of salt.

我跟我姊打賭，我能吞下一匙鹽巴

We both lost, because two seconds later I threw up all over her.

吞下後我吐得她全身都是，兩人都輸了

[ Laughter and applause ]

(笑聲與鼓掌聲)

-Oh. -That's a bad bet.

- 噢 - 很爛的賭注

This one's from @kingedhill.

接著是 @kingedhill 的打賭故事

Once I bet my 12-year-old brother that he wouldn't have the guts to hit my uncle in the crotch.

我打賭 12 歲的小弟不敢打叔叔的胯下

He won the bet and everyone got grounded for a month.

他贏了，大家都被禁足一個月

[ Laughter and applause ]

(笑聲與鼓掌聲)

That's a good bet.

很棒的賭注！

Come on, you gotta.

沒錯，得被禁足

This one's from @JamesBoesen.

來自 @JamesBoesen 的賭注

I lost a bet and now I have a tattoo under my belly button that says "Fun Size" with an arrow pointing down.

願賭服輸，現在肚臍下有個「有趣尺寸」和箭頭朝下的刺青

And even worse,I had to pay for it.

更慘的是，我還得付刺青錢

-That's it. -Oh.

- 說完了 - 噢

-Why? -That's a bad --

- 怎麼會？ - 很糟的...

That's a bad bet.

很遜的賭注

This one from @whoopiepie10.

來自 @whoopiepie10 的故事

I once bet that I could get my parakeet to land on my finger.

有次賭我的鸚鵡能降落在我的手指上

I opened the cage and he flew out the window.

鳥籠一開牠就飛走了

[ Laughter and applause ]

(笑聲與鼓掌聲)

Lost two things that day.

當天鳥飛了，賭也輸了

This one's from @MisterWhitworth.

下一個是 @MisterWhitworth 的故事

-Hmm. -Wow.

- 嗯 - 哇！

-I like that. Yeah. -Yeah. Classic.

- 我愛這則 - 沒錯，經典

Sounds like a syrup. [ Laughter ]

像糖漿一樣經典 (笑聲)

I bet my friend $50 that he wouldn't play the song "Moto Psycho" by Megadeth on repeat in his car,

我賭朋友在上車不會放麥加帝斯樂團的 Moto Psycho

with the volume all the way up, for an entire month.

要重複播、音量飆高、持續一個月，賭金 50 美元

Joke was on me - he was my ride to school every day.

糗的是我，他每天送我上學去！

[ Laughter and applause ]

(笑聲與鼓掌聲)

Why'd you make the bet in the first place?

你當初幹嘛要賭這個？

This one's from @Michaelbrunette.

來自 @Michaelbrunette 的故事

I once jokingly bet my soul to a buddy of mine while playing darts.

射飛鏢比賽，我笑說要賭上我的靈魂

He stills calls me in the middle of the night to remind me I have no soul.

他半夜還會打來說：「你沒靈魂。」

[ Laughter and applause ]

(笑聲與掌聲)

[ Laughs ]

(笑聲)

This is pretty funny. This is bizarre.

下一個賭注好笑又詭異

This one's from @Clarky Lawson.

來自 @Clarky Lawson 的故事

-That's a good name. -Clarky Lawson.

- 好名字 - 克拉奇勞森

This is @Clarky Lawson98.

是 @Clarky Lawson98

My friend bet that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl this year.

我朋友賭愛國者今年會贏得超級盃

This was his punishment. Look at this tattoo.

這刺青就是他賭輸的懲罰

[ Audience "ohhs", laughs ]

(觀眾驚訝的讚嘆與笑聲)

-Never seen anything like that. -What?

- 沒看過這種刺青 - 怎會？

Is that a storm trooper helmet?

那不是星戰風暴兵的頭盔嗎？

That looks like a tasteful nude is what that was.

是優雅的裸女

[ Laughter ]

(大笑聲)

With a storm trooper helmet.

戴著風暴兵頭盔的裸女

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

-Clarky! -It's a tasteful nude

- 克拉奇 - 優雅裸女

with a storm trooper mask, yeah. -Yeah. Clarky.

- 還戴著風暴兵頭盔 - 沒錯，克拉奇

The last one is from @Lewan34.

最後來看 @Lewan34 的故事

I bet my sister that if she passed her nursing exam

我跟我姊賭，她通過護理考試

I got to name her future fourth kid.

我就能幫她第四個孩子取名字

Guess whose kid is going to be named Optimus Prime?

猜猜誰的孩子要叫「科博文」？

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

#ShePassed."

她護理考試過了!

There you have it!

以上是今天的分享

Those are "Tonight Show" hashtags.

都是來自今夜秀的#我賭輸了

To check out more of our favorites,

想看更多精彩故事

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

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