Name: 【今夜秀】#我賭輸了 (Hashtags: #ILostABet)
Uploaded: 2018-11-11T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 2 min 44 s

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

I bet my sister I could eat an entire spoonful of salt.

我跟我姊打賭，我能吞下一匙鹽巴

We both lost, because two seconds later I threw up all over her.

吞下後我吐得她全身都是，兩人都輸了

Once I bet my 12-year-old brother that he wouldn't have the guts to hit my uncle in the crotch.

我打賭 12 歲的小弟不敢打叔叔的胯下

He won the bet and everyone got grounded for a month.

I lost a bet and now I have a tattoo under my belly button that says "Fun Size" with an arrow pointing down.

願賭服輸，現在肚臍下有個「有趣尺寸」和箭頭朝下的刺青

I once bet that I could get my parakeet to land on my finger.

有次賭我的鸚鵡能降落在我的手指上

I opened the cage and he flew out the window.

I bet my friend $50 that he wouldn't play the song "Moto Psycho" by Megadeth on repeat in his car,

我賭朋友在上車不會放麥加帝斯樂團的 Moto Psycho

with the volume all the way up, for an entire month.

要重複播、音量飆高、持續一個月，賭金 50 美元

Joke was on me - he was my ride to school every day.

糗的是我，他每天送我上學去！

Why'd you make the bet in the first place?

I once jokingly bet my soul to a buddy of mine while playing darts.

射飛鏢比賽，我笑說要賭上我的靈魂

He stills calls me in the middle of the night to remind me I have no soul.

他半夜還會打來說：「你沒靈魂。」

My friend bet that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl this year.

我朋友賭愛國者今年會贏得超級盃

This was his punishment. Look at this tattoo.

That looks like a tasteful nude is what that was.

with a storm trooper mask, yeah. -Yeah. Clarky.

- 還戴著風暴兵頭盔 - 沒錯，克拉奇

I bet my sister that if she passed her nursing exam

Guess whose kid is going to be named Optimus Prime?

猜猜誰的孩子要叫「科博文」？

字幕列表影片播放

【今夜秀】#我賭輸了 (Hashtags: #ILostABet)