before the writer's meeting,

在作家會議之前。

we have a fire drill tomorrow.

我們有一個消防演習的明天。

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- Which also means in in addition to the

- 這也意味著除了

air drill, water drill, and earth drill we've already done,

氣鑽、水鑽、土鑽我們都已經做過了。

we'll have all the drills!

我們會有所有的訓練！

- [Bearded Man] Hey guys!

- [大鬍子]嘿，夥計們！

Knock knock knock.

咚咚咚。

Just wanted to stop by and say

只是想停下來說

we'd love to get some more political comedy

我們希望得到一些更多的政治喜劇。

on this site - (group groans)

在這個網站上 - （組呻吟）

- Just...

- 只是...

- Oh come on!

- 哦，拜託！

- No!

- 不！

- [Man] Why?! - Political comedy?

- [男人]為什麼？- 政治喜劇？

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

- Who wants political comedy?

- 誰要看政治喜劇？

It's just a bunch of socialists

只是一群社會主義者

trying to shove their progressive agendas down our throats.

試圖將他們的進步議程推入我們的喉嚨。

- We hate this agenda shoving shove.

- 我們討厭這種議程推搡。

- Leave our agendas unshoved!

- 不要把我們的議程塞進去！

- Yeah! - Unshoved!

- 是啊！- 解開！

- [Man With Glasses] I'll tell you

- [戴眼鏡的男人]我會告訴你

why their making us do more political comedy,

為什麼他們讓我們做更多的政治喜劇。

which we hate.

我們討厭的。

'cause the Mid-Terms.

因為中期選舉

- What?

- 什麼？

- Mid-Terms?

- 期中考試？

- Mid-Terms?

- 期中考試？

- [Man With Glasses] Yeah, the Mid-Term Elections

- 是啊，中期選舉啊

on Tuesday, November 6th.

在11月6日星期二。

- Tuesday, November 6th?

- 11月6日，星期二？

- Yes, they're having Mid-Term Elections

- 是的，他們正在舉行中期選舉。

on the first Tuesday of November.

在11月的第一個星期二。

Tuesday, November 6th.

11月6日，星期二。

- When?

- 什麼時候？

- Tuesday, November 6th.

- 11月6日，星期二。

- What's happening Tuesday, November 6th?

- 11月6日星期二有什麼活動？

- The Mid-Term Elections where 36 of America's 50 Governors,

- 中期選舉，美國50位州長中有36位。

87 of America's 99 state legislators,

美國99個州議員中的87個。

35 of America's 100 senators,

美國100位參議員中的35位。

and all 435 of America's congress people up for election.

以及所有435名美國國會議員的選舉。

- Ugh, god! And we have to write comedy about that?

- 啊，天啊！我們還得寫喜劇？

- Impossible - (man groans)

- 不可能 - （男人呻吟）

- Oh! What about this for a comedy pitch!

- 哦，這個喜劇廣告怎麼樣？

We set it up by talking about how boring politics are.

我們通過談論政治有多無聊來設定它。

Right? (group agrees)

對不對？(大家同意)

- But then, BOOM! We hit them with the punchline,

- 但隨後，BOOM！我們給他們打了個措辭。

which is that due to Gerrymandering, voter suppression,

這就是由於選區劃分，選民壓制。

and the wide-spread purging of voter roles,

以及選民角色的廣泛清理。

we are going to need an overwhelming voter turnout

我們將需要一個壓倒性的選民投票率。

just to have a chance to flip the house.

只為有機會翻盤。

- And then someone gets hit in the nards!

- 然後有人被打到了屁股!

(imitates spring reverberating)

(模仿彈簧迴響)

(group cheering)

（組歡呼）

- Okay, so here's an idea:

- 好吧，我有個主意。

What about something with graphics?

有圖形的東西呢？

People love visual comedy these days.

現在的人都喜歡視覺喜劇。

It could be like the states where early voting

它可能像各州一樣，提前投票

is allowed at your polling place.

允許在你的投票站。

- Or a graphic that tells you

- 或者一個圖形告訴你

how to look up your polling place.

如何查找你的投票站。

- Or a graphic about states that let you vote by mail.

- 或者是一個關於讓你郵寄投票的州的圖形。

- Ugh!

- 啊！

- Or a graphic of all the places

- 或所有地方的圖形

that allow same day registration.

允許當天註冊的。

- Wait, what's registration?

- 等等，什麼是註冊？

- Oh, you have to register to vote.

- 哦，你必須登記投票。

- Register to vote?

- 註冊投票？

- Register to vote?

- 註冊投票？

- The Mid-Term Elections are on Tuesday, November 6th?

- 中期選舉是在11月6日星期二?

- I know we all hate political comedy

- 我知道大家都討厭政治喜劇

because it's shoving an agenda,

因為它推崇的是一個議程。

I think there could be something about

我想可能有一些關於

how some places you can register on the same day

如何一些地方你可以註冊在同一天。

and some places you have to register

和一些地方，你必須註冊

two weeks in advance.

提前兩個星期。

And some places you have to register

而有些地方，你必須註冊

a whole month in advance.

提前整整一個月。

And if you haven't registered,

如果你還沒有註冊，

and you're in one of those places,

而你就在其中一個地方。

you should probably get on it.

你也許應該得到它。

- But, wouldn't it be easier to just

- 但是，豈不是更容易，只是

register everybody to vote automatically?

自動登記每個人的投票？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

That would be extremely easy.

這將是非常容易的。

- Ugh! It's useless!

- 啊！它是沒用的！

Political comedy is just so dumb and terrible.

政治喜劇就是這麼蠢，這麼可怕。

Just how it's stupid how people

只是它是如何愚蠢的人

are being purged from voter roles

正在從選民角色中清除

at an alarming and historic rate.

以令人震驚的歷史速度。

Especially people of color!

尤其是有色人種!

I wish political comedy was easy, you know?

我希望政治喜劇很簡單，你知道嗎？

The way that it's easy to look up

的方式，很容易查到。

and see online if you too have been purged

並在網上查看您是否也被清除了。

from a voter role.

從選民角色。

- What if we put someone, like,

- 如果我們把一個人，像。

in a silly costume with crazy makeup

濃妝豔抹

and we never call it out or address it.

而我們從來沒有叫出來或解決它。

Just goes unmentioned.

就是不提。

And instead, the sketch focuses on, you know,

相反，草圖的重點是，你知道的。

really exciting candidates.

真正令人興奮的候選人。

Like, Beto O'Rourke in Texas,

就像德克薩斯州的貝託-奧羅克一樣。

Stacy Abrams in Georgia,...

喬治亞州的Stacy Abrams...

(horn honk)

(喇叭聲)

My nards!

我的Nards！

- Cool, guinea pigging off of that,

- 酷，天竺鼠了。

what if we do a sketch I remind people

如果我們做一個素描，我提醒人們。

that they are way more likely to vote

他們更有可能投票

when they go with a buddy.

當他們和朋友一起去。

Like, 'cause they'll plan how and when they're gonna vote.

就像，因為他們會計劃如何和什麼時候要去投票。

And that's good because most people work on Tuesdays,

這很好，因為大多數人都在週二上班。

so they need to pre-schedule that.

所以他們需要預先安排。

- Wait, elections aren't considered national holidays?

- 等等，選舉不算是國定假日？

- They aren't?

- 他們不是嗎？

- That's crazy!

- 太瘋狂了！

- That's crazy! - That's crazy!

- 太瘋狂了！- 太瘋狂了！

- That's crazy.

- 那是瘋狂的。

(thunder) - Political comedy!

政治喜劇!

- My nards

- 我的小弟弟

- So, what your saying is I should make a plan

- 所以，你的意思是我應該制定一個計劃。

to get to the polls on Election Day,

要在選舉日去投票。

Tuesday, November 6th?

11月6日，星期二？

- Or make a plan for early voting or a mail in ballot.

- 或者制定一個提前投票或郵寄選票的計劃。

- And, if you feel like doing more,

- 而且，如果你覺得想做更多。

you can register two friends who you feel

您可以註冊兩個您覺得

might need help registering.

可能需要幫助註冊。

- [Man In Plaid] If you're a real superhero,

- 如果你是一個真正的超級英雄。

you can donate your time and your money

您可以捐贈您的時間和金錢

to a candidate you're really excited about,

到一個你真正感興趣的候選人。

or even drive people to a polling place

甚至開車去投票站

if their not able to make it.

如果他們不能做到這一點。

Something like that, maybe?

類似的東西，也許？

- I think something might be wrong with Brennan's nards.

- 我覺得Brennan的小弟弟可能出了問題

- Please...somebody...

- 拜託... 誰來...

Tell everyone they have to go vote on November 6th.

告訴大家11月6日要去投票。

- Hi! It's Brennan from College Humor.

- 嗨，我是大學幽默學院的Brennan。

All the links we mentioned in the video

我們在視頻中提到的所有鏈接

are available in the description down here.

在下面的描述中可以找到。

If you wanna make sure you're registered to vote,

如果你想確定你已經登記投票了 If you wanna make sure you're registered to vote,

go check 'em out.

去檢查'時間了。