Could we try to get, like,

我們可以試著...

a little bit of work done today?

完成一點工作進度嗎？

Do you really think you could get away with that?

你真的覺得你逃得過嗎？

- No. - I'm begging you.

- 不 - 算我求你了

Hey guys, just wanted to invite you to my birthday party.

嗨大家！我想邀請你們來我的生日派對

Birthday, birthday, birthday!

生日、生日、生日

Ha ha ha.

哈哈哈

Whoa, this is super long.

哇，這也太長

Thank you.

謝啦

It's my birthday, so I want a full day of activities,

因為生日當天，我想要規劃一整天的精彩活動

but if you can't make it, don't worry.

但如果你不能來的話，沒關係

You can just come to the day 2 go-kart marathon upstate.

你可以參加第二天的北部卡丁車馬拉松

Ha ha.

哈哈

Cool.

酷喔

No, not cool.

一點都不酷

Why is one birthday taking up multiple days?

為什麼慶生要花這麼多天啊？

So, since my birthday did this weird thing

好啦，因為我生日在一個奇怪的時間

where it's on a Wednesday,

在禮拜三

I know, Yikestown population Rayray,

就像 Yiketown 的人口一樣

The population of Yikestown is much higher than that.

Yiketown 的人口比這多多了

The weekend before, we're gonna do a go-kart marathon,

在這個週末之前，我們去卡丁車馬拉松

roller skate rave, disco karaoke, Napa wine chugging,

直排輪狂歡、迪斯可風卡拉 OK 、納帕谷品酒列車

and then, on the actual day, a simple dinner after work.

再來，在生日當天，我們下班後吃頓簡單的晚餐

But then, why are there activities for the following week?

但接下來一週的活動是要幹嘛？

Well, since it's sucks when you don't have

這個嘛，在你生日那天

something to look forward to on your birthday,

沒有事情可以期待的感覺很糟

and we'll have done the real party

而且我們已經上個週末舉辦

the previous weekend, I wanted to make sure

真正的派對了，我想確認

I had a city wide scavenger hunt for after the actual day.

在生日過後，我有城市尋寶遊戲可以玩

Ha ha ha.

哈哈哈

Fun!

感覺很有趣喔！

No! Not fun.

不！才不有趣

Rekha, this is too much for one birthday.

Rekha，就一個生日來說，你準備太多活動了

We have lives.

我們也有自己的生活要過

Wait a second, what is this thing

等一下，這個

on the first of the month?

月初第一天的活動是什麼？

So on the first of the month,

好吧，在這個月的第一天

I like to ring in the month that I was born

我想要以一個小小的披薩派對

with a little pizza party.

開啟我出生的這個月

I mean, it is the month that I was born.

我的意思是，這是我出生的月份耶

Celebrating that is very important.

慶祝這個是很重要的

Wait, I was born this month, too.

等一下，我也是這個月出生欸

We should do a joint party.

我們應該舉辦聯合派對

(crashing) - What the hell?

(推倒) - 搞什麼？

Bye, Brennan.

掰掰 Brennan

Anyway, if you can do the ghost tour, let me know,

總之，如果你們可以參加幽靈之旅的話，跟我說一聲

I'm doing a head count.

我在算人頭

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

For birthday eve.

生日夜的活動呀

No, no, no.

不、不、不

Ooh, what is birthday eve?

噢，什麼是「生日夜」？

It's the night before my birthday.

就是我生日的前一天晚上呀

I have to ring in my birthday with my friends,

我得和我的朋友一起慶祝生日

so I can turn a year older in style.

這樣我才能好好變老一歲

I mean, can you imagine

我的意思是，你能想像

the clock striking midnight on your birthday,

你生日這天，時鐘在半夜滴滴答答作響

and you're just alone

而你孤單一人

like some huge, huge loser?

這聽起來也太、太悲劇了吧

-I mean, you get it, Raph. - Yeah.

-你知道這種感覺吧？Reph - 對呀

Birthday eve is not a thing.

根本沒有生日夜這種事

Okay, Trapp, so I presume you're a no for the ghost tour?

好啦，我就當你沒有要去幽靈之旅囉

You keep saying "ghost tour",

你一直說「幽靈之旅」

do you mean ghost town tour?

你是指「幽靈鎮之旅嗎」？

No! They give you a tour of a ghost, look.

不！他們會給你一隻鬼的導覽，看

-It's crazy. - How do you tour a?

-這太瘋狂了，你要怎麼...

Oh, I can't wait.

噢，我等不及了

But hold on, didn't you have like a sort of

等一下，你今年初不是已經有類似的

birthday party earlier this year?

生日派對嗎？

Is this a birthday again?

你現在又生日了嗎？

Well, that was one of my birthdays.

這個嘛，這是我其中一個生日

You see, I had to lie about my age

我得謊報年齡

to get into school early.

才能提早就學

Why?

為什麼？

Because, they wouldn't let me go when I wanted to

因為我想要去上學的時候，他們不讓我去

because they said I was too dumb,

因為他們說我太笨了

and I was like, why are you talking about?

我就想說：「你在說啥？」

So this birthday that's coming up is my other birthday.

所以這個生日後。接著是我的另一個生日

Didn't you have a birthday in December?

你不是 12 月生日嗎？

That was my birthday solstice,

那是我的生日冬至

welcoming the season in which my other birthday falls.

迎接我另外一個生日結束後的季節

Thank you for clarifying, Rekha,

Rekha 謝謝你的澄清

now it makes sense.

我懂了

No problem.

不客氣

You had a half birthday, too.

你也有「半」生日耶

Who celebrates a half birthday?

誰會慶祝「半」生日啦

Well I had to find a way to relax with friends.

我得找方法和朋友一起好好放鬆

I was getting so busy from all those birthday celebrations.

舉辦這些慶生活動讓我很忙碌

Can't I do one thing for me?

我不能有一點自己的時間嗎？

Stop it!

夠了！

Why?

為什麼？

You can't keep hogging all our nights and weekends

你不能霸佔我們所有夜晚和週末

with one birthday.

就為了區區一個生日

I get that it's important to you,

我知道這對你很重要

but if you stretch one birthday out over multiple days,

但如果你把一天生日延伸成很多天

that's just a way for you to be self centered

這就是一種自我中心的表現

without taking on any of the costs.

只是不用承擔費用

Whoa.

哇

I'm stressing out my friends with RSVPs, and

我很焦慮，因為有朋友還沒回覆我的邀請

weekend cabin reservations,

還要處裡週末度假小屋的預訂

and visits to exotic petting zoos

還要拜訪異國風可愛動物園

that I won't front the cost for,

我都不會在乎這些費用

just so I can feel special?

我不能只是想讓自己感覺特別一點嗎？

That's awful.

太糟了

It's not awful.

一點也不糟好嗎

It's fine, just, can you just tone down the birthday stuff?

好啦，你可以不要那麼大肆鋪張跟生日有關的事嗎？

Okay, got it.

好喔，懂了

Okay.

好

Do you guys want to go check out

你們想去看看

that diner that just opened up down the street?

新開的餐廳嗎？

What?

什麼？

It's birthday Easter, are you kidding me?

那是我生日外加復活節耶，在跟我開玩笑嗎？

We're going cliff diving in Seattle,

我們要去西雅圖懸崖跳水

didn't you read the invite?

你沒有看邀請卡嗎？

Let's go!

出發吧！

It's my birthday, so I'm gonna need time off

因為我生日，我想要休假

from here until

從這天到......

It's actually until

到......

Yup, and here.

沒錯，到這一天

Yes it is, thank you.

是的沒錯，謝謝你