#MyTeacherIsWeird stories from you guys. Here we go.

來自各位的 #我的老師好奇怪，要開始囉

This first one is from @ngblaze44.

第一則來自 @ngblaze44

My friend and I skipped school one day to go see Pedro Martinez pitch for the Red Sox at Fenway Park.

我和友人有一天蹺課去 Fenway 公園看 Pedro Martinez 替紅外襪隊的首投

Our gym teacher was sitting in the same section.

我們的體育老師也坐在同一區

He saw us and said, "Hey boys, I'm home sick." We replied, "So are we."

他看見我們說：「嗨！同學，我生病在家休息。」我們回：「我們也是啊 !」

That's not weird. That's great.

不奇怪呀 ! 很棒

"We got a deal."

「說好囉 !」

Yeah, that's a cool teacher.

這老師很酷

This one is from @marcussilva73.

這則來自 @marcussilva73

"Thriller" came out when I was in third grade.

我三年級時，Michael Jacksom 發行了專輯《顫慄》

My teacher learned to moonwalk and if you have a question, he'd moonwalk across the room to your desk.

我的老師會月球漫步。如果你有問題，他會從教室一端月球漫步到你桌旁

A little weird.

這個怪

This one's from @Matt-Iorio.

這則來自 @Matt-Iorio

A former teacher of mine once answered the phone in the middle of class,

我之前一個老師在課堂上回電話

had a conversation in Russian, and then rushed out of the classroom. He never came back.

他用俄語交談後，衝出教室，一去不復返

Wait. What?

等等，什麼？

(Russian accent) "I have the documents.

(俄語口音)「我手邊有份文件」

Meet me in the cafeteria."

「咱們學餐見」

(Russian accent) "Your cover is blown."

(俄語口音)「小心性命不保」

This one is from @jmar-dagenius.

這則來自 @jmar-dagenius

My English teacher had a prosthetic leg and when kids fell asleep in class,

我的英語老師裝了義肢，當學生課堂睡著時

he'd take it off and slam it on their desk to wake them up.

他會拿下來，敲桌子把他們叫醒

What the...?

什... ?

Come on, shake a leg!

來吧 ! 快樂腳

Went out on a limb here.

孤注一「肢」

Come on.

來吧

This one's from @Dougeben090900.

這則來自 @Dougeben090900.

Dougie Ben.

Dougie Ben

In college, our math professor leaned on the ledge of an open, first-floor window while lecturing,

大學時，我們一位數學老師一靠在一邊樓的窗台上，一邊講課

and accidentally fell out the window mid-sentence.

講到一半不小心跌到窗外

He reappeared through the classroom door minutes later and kept lecturing as though it hadn't even happened.

幾分鐘後他又出現在教室裡，繼續教課，當作什麼都沒發生

What?

蝦米 ?

Twigs.

請專心

"As I was saying, uh, neon gas is a..."

「剛剛說到，氖是一種...」

This one's from @AnpanVero.

這則來自 @AnpanVero

I had a professor whose ex-wife had the same last name as me.

我和一位教授的前妻是同姓

Whenever he took attendance he'd say my name and then say "The demon's last name" and hiss at me.

當他點名時，他都會叫我的名字，然後說「惡魔的姓」，然後對我「嘶」一聲

What? You can't. You can't do that.

蝦米 ? 你不行，不能這樣做

That's not cool. The demon's last name.

這樣不行，惡魔的姓

The demon's last name.

惡魔的姓

I wonder why they got a divorce.

我在想為何他們會離婚

This last one is from @-lola-bee.

最後一則來自 @-lola-bee

One time I had a Mars bar sitting on my desk.

有一次我桌上放一根 Mars 巧克力棒

My high school math teacher grabbed it, threw it on the floor, stood on it, and yelled, 'Look, a man on Mars!"

我高中老師拿起來，丟在地上踩上去，喊：「看 ! 登上火星的人。」

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以上是今天的【今夜秀】

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更多我們最愛的

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

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