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  • Now I'd like to share some of my favorite

    現在要來分享幾個我的最愛

  • #MyTeacherIsWeird stories from you guys. Here we go.

    來自各位的 #我的老師好奇怪,要開始囉

  • This first one is from @ngblaze44.

    第一則來自 @ngblaze44

  • My friend and I skipped school one day to go see Pedro Martinez pitch for the Red Sox at Fenway Park.

    我和友人有一天蹺課去 Fenway 公園看 Pedro Martinez 替紅外襪隊的首投

  • Our gym teacher was sitting in the same section.

    我們的體育老師也坐在同一區

  • He saw us and said, "Hey boys, I'm home sick." We replied, "So are we."

    他看見我們說:「嗨!同學,我生病在家休息。」我們回:「我們也是啊 !」

  • That's not weird. That's great.

    不奇怪呀 ! 很棒

  • "We got a deal."

    「說好囉 !」

  • Yeah, that's a cool teacher.

    這老師很酷

  • This one is from @marcussilva73.

    這則來自 @marcussilva73

  • "Thriller" came out when I was in third grade.

    我三年級時,Michael Jacksom 發行了專輯《顫慄》

  • My teacher learned to moonwalk and if you have a question, he'd moonwalk across the room to your desk.

    我的老師會月球漫步。如果你有問題,他會從教室一端月球漫步到你桌旁

  • A little weird.

    這個怪

  • This one's from @Matt-Iorio.

    這則來自 @Matt-Iorio

  • A former teacher of mine once answered the phone in the middle of class,

    我之前一個老師在課堂上回電話

  • had a conversation in Russian, and then rushed out of the classroom. He never came back.

    他用俄語交談後,衝出教室,一去不復返

  • Wait. What?

    等等,什麼?

  • (Russian accent) "I have the documents.

    (俄語口音)「我手邊有份文件」

  • Meet me in the cafeteria."

    「咱們學餐見」

  • (Russian accent) "Your cover is blown."

    (俄語口音)「小心性命不保」

  • This one is from @jmar-dagenius.

    這則來自 @jmar-dagenius

  • My English teacher had a prosthetic leg and when kids fell asleep in class,

    我的英語老師裝了義肢,當學生課堂睡著時

  • he'd take it off and slam it on their desk to wake them up.

    他會拿下來,敲桌子把他們叫醒

  • What the...?

    什... ?

  • Come on, shake a leg!

    來吧 ! 快樂腳

  • Went out on a limb here.

    孤注一「肢」

  • Come on.

    來吧

  • This one's from @Dougeben090900.

    這則來自 @Dougeben090900.

  • Dougie Ben.

    Dougie Ben

  • In college, our math professor leaned on the ledge of an open, first-floor window while lecturing,

    大學時,我們一位數學老師一靠在一邊樓的窗台上,一邊講課

  • and accidentally fell out the window mid-sentence.

    講到一半不小心跌到窗外

  • He reappeared through the classroom door minutes later and kept lecturing as though it hadn't even happened.

    幾分鐘後他又出現在教室裡,繼續教課,當作什麼都沒發生

  • What?

    蝦米 ?

  • Twigs.

    請專心

  • "As I was saying, uh, neon gas is a..."

    「剛剛說到,氖是一種...」

  • This one's from @AnpanVero.

    這則來自 @AnpanVero

  • I had a professor whose ex-wife had the same last name as me.

    我和一位教授的前妻是同姓

  • Whenever he took attendance he'd say my name and then say "The demon's last name" and hiss at me.

    當他點名時,他都會叫我的名字,然後說「惡魔的姓」,然後對我「嘶」一聲

  • What? You can't. You can't do that.

    蝦米 ? 你不行,不能這樣做

  • That's not cool. The demon's last name.

    這樣不行,惡魔的姓

  • The demon's last name.

    惡魔的姓

  • I wonder why they got a divorce.

    我在想為何他們會離婚

  • This last one is from @-lola-bee.

    最後一則來自 @-lola-bee

  • One time I had a Mars bar sitting on my desk.

    有一次我桌上放一根 Mars 巧克力棒

  • My high school math teacher grabbed it, threw it on the floor, stood on it, and yelled, 'Look, a man on Mars!"

    我高中老師拿起來,丟在地上踩上去,喊:「看 ! 登上火星的人。」

  • There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" Hashtags.

    以上是今天的【今夜秀】

  • To check out more of our favorites,

    更多我們最愛的

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

    都在 tonightshow.com/hashtags

Now I'd like to share some of my favorite

現在要來分享幾個我的最愛

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