Hi.

嗨

What's happenin'?

最近如何？

What's happenin' with you?

你最近過得如何啊？

Ah, just chillin'.

就安靜地待著

Mr. Oscar Winner, congratulations, you

恭喜你啦！奧斯卡先生

won an Oscar!

你贏了一個奧斯卡獎

Oh, thank you, thank you--

謝謝！

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

［觀眾歡呼］

--thank you.

謝謝

You're like an overachiever.

你根本就是個高成就者

[laughing]

［大笑］

That's crazy.

這真的很瘋狂

I mean, it is amazing.

我的意思是，這真的很好

Yeah.

對啊

I mean, that's-- that's--

我想說

congratulations.

恭喜你！

Thank you.

謝謝

Now what're you gonna go after?

那你接下來打算做什麼？

Uh, you know, just tryin' not to get on my wife's nerves at home

我就試著不要待在家裡太久

too much.

以免我老婆壓力大

I see, yeah.

我瞭

You know, tryin' to stay busy.

所以就，試著找一堆事做

Tryin' to stay busy, that's what it is, yeah.

讓每天都過得很忙

So you turned 40 recently, right?

你最近過了 40 歲的生日對吧？

Yeah.

對啊

What did you do?

你怎麼度過的？

Well, so, you know, I like working.

你知道的，我喜歡工作

Mm-hm.

嗯哼

You like working, too.

你也喜歡工作

We love working, and so I thought

我們都愛工作，所以我就想說

I was flying down to LA from Orange County

從奧蘭治郡飛到洛杉磯

to do some work on a show.

參加一個秀

Mm-hm.

嗯哼

I show up to the airport, my wife's there,

結果我到了機場，看到我老婆在那

our three daughters are there, the dog's there.

三個女兒在那，連我家的狗狗也在那

[audience laughing]

［大笑］

And I'm lookin' at them like, what're you guys doin' here?

我就看著她們問說：「你們在這邊幹嘛？」

They said, we're going to Mexico!

她們回：「我們要去墨西哥啦！」

And I'm like, oh, well, have fun.

我就說：「喔喔，那好好玩喔！」

[audience laughing]

［大笑］

No, idiot, you're comin' too!

她們回：「不是啦！你白癡哦！你也要一起去」

We're like, we're surprising you with a trip to Mexico!

「我們是準備給你個生日驚喜，要來去墨西哥旅遊」

I was like, oh, awesome, cool.

我當時就傻住了，說：「哇，真棒，酷耶」

Wow.

哇

Cool.

酷

So you went--

所以你去了

So I was pleasantly kidnapped for my birthday.

所以我生日基本上是在一個開心的綁架中度過

Oh, that's--

這很

[audience laughing]

［大笑］

It was awesome.

這超讚的

That's wonderful.

這很完美啊！

Yeah.

對啊

You had a good time?

度過了很好的時光

I did have a good time.

對啊，度過了很好的時光

Are you able to-- some people don't like their birthdays,

因為有些人不喜歡過生日的

but you enjoy it?

但你是喜歡的齁？

No, I enjoyed it.

對啊，我很享受

I mean, you know, just hanging out with the kids.

就是跟孩子們一起出去玩

Is it-- is it easy for you to sit still and relax?

所以靜靜待著、放鬆對你來說很簡單嘛？

You said you like to work, but a lot of times people

因為你剛剛說你喜歡工作，蠻多像我們這種人

like us don't know what to do on vacation.

在放假的時候都不知道該做什麼

Yeah, if I sit still for too long I go a little crazy.

對啊，所以如果我靜靜地待太久，會有點抓狂

Right.

了解

All right, so the--

了解，那

LeBron James is now with the Lakers.

現在 LeBron James 加入了湖人隊

Rumors were that you were gonna come out of retirement

有謠言說，你不退休了

and play with him on the team.

要回歸到隊上跟他一起打球

Yeah, I heard that.

我也有聽說過

[audience laughing]

［大笑］

I actually heard that when I was in Mexico for my birthday.

我其實是在墨西哥過生日的時候聽說的

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

"Kobe's training like crazy," I'm sayin', boy,

有人說「Kobe 正瘋狂的訓練著」

I'm sittin' back with a margarita.

我只想說：「孩子，我在這靜靜地喝著雞尾酒呢」

What you talkin' about?

「你到底在瞎掰什麼？」

[audience laughing]

［大笑］

I don't know what kinda training y'all talkin' about.

我完全不懂你們說啥訓練的事

Yeah.

嗯哼

That's not true.

那不是事實

No.

不是

No.

不是

God, no.

絕對不是

No, never.

絕對不會

No.

不會

Not a chance.

一點可能都沒有

You're done.

你確定退休了

Zip, zero.

對，零機會回歸

Yeah.

了解

How often do you play basketball now?

你現在打籃球的頻率如何？

I don't.

我不打了

Really?

真的？

My daughter plays--

我女兒打

I know you coach her, right?

我知道你現在在指導她

--yeah, my 12-year-old plays.

對，我那12歲的女兒在打

Yeah, I coach her, and so, you know, she does all the playin'.

我指導她，所以基本上有打籃球的是她

And she tells you, she'll-- if like,

然後她會告訴你

she was here she'd tell you.

如果她在這的話，她會說：

She'd go, yeah I'mma be a better basketball player than my dad.

「我一定會成為比我爸還要好的籃球員」

I'm doin' it.

「我一定會的」

Well, she's good, she's really good.

她在這方面很在行的，她真的表現很好

I mean--

我是說

Yeah, she works.

她很認真鍛鍊

That would be-- first of all--

首先是

She's really physical, too.

她體能條件也很好

I'm like, man--

我說

Look at her.

你看看她

Yeah.

對啊

Wow.

哇

Yeah, so what's it like--

感覺如何

[Kobe laughing]

［大笑］

--that you're coaching her?

當你指導妳女兒的時候？

Isn't that unfair that you--

你不覺得有點不公平嗎？

I mean, come on.

我說，你看看

Like, that's like, really aggressive.

她真的很有侵略性齁

But isn't that unfair that you're coaching your daughter?

你不覺得你指導妳女兒這樣有點不公平嗎？

Like, what about--

如果

No, I mean, I think like, when we play opposing teams and--

當我們兩個在不同隊伍的時候

That's what I mean.

這就是我想問的

--the coach comes up to me and he's like,

她的教練走到我面前，然後說

hey, take it easy on us.

「嘿，對我們手下留情啊」

I'm like, dude, I'm not out there shootin' jump shots.

我想說「兄弟，我又不是在場上投球得分的人」

I can't control what these 12-year-olds do to you, man.

「我沒辦法掌控這些12歲的孩子們啊」

Yeah.

對啊

But you're giving them the-- all the tricks of--

但你有教她們一些訣竅或技術吧

No, I am.

有

I am.

我有

So I started working with them a year ago,

我跟著她們訓練一年多了

and you have the same group of girls,

同一群的女孩們

and we just work every single day.

我們每天都在訓練

Like, they have goals of going to go play

她們是有目標的，要進到好的大學的球隊

at major universities, and they're really driven about it.

所以她們很有動力

I say, listen, I can help you get there.

所以我就說：「我可以幫助你」

Yeah.

嗯哼

And we just work on all the little details

然後我們就從細節一步一步來

and they're really good, really, really smart,

而且她們真的很厲害、很聰明

and very competitive.

也很有競爭力

God, what lucky little girls.

這群女孩真的很幸運

Can you imagine that Kobe Bryant is your coach?

你能想像 Kobe Bryan 是你的籃球教練嗎？

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

［大笑］

That-- that's amazing--

這好到不可思議

But hey, we practice every day, though.

但最重要的是，我們每天練習

We practice every day, two hours.

每天練習兩個小時

Yeah, well that's how you get there.

這就是你怎麼達到目標的方式

Right, that's what I say.

對，就是我想表達的

Some parents are like, wait, you're practicing every day?

有些家長就會問說：「等等，你每天都在練習？」

Why?

「為什麼？」

Shouldn't they have a normal life?

「她們應該要有個正常的生活啊」

Yeah, I mean, it's kinda-- it's normal to me.

但我想說的是，「這就是我的正常生活」

Yeah.

對啊

[audience laughing]

［大笑］

Yeah, yeah.

對啊對啊

They'll be thanking 'em when those kids

但她們的孩子買房子給自己的時候

buy 'em a house someday.

他們就會感謝了

[audience laughing]

［大笑］

There you go.

就是這樣！

They're gonna to be thanking you.

那些家長到時候就會感謝你了