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  • When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.

  • When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion.

  • So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

  • In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.

  • Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

  • So I decided I needed a guy with stability.

  • When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring.

  • He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

  • Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.

  • When I was 28, I found an exciting man, but I couldn't keep up the pace with him.

  • He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.

  • He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met.

  • He made me miserable as often as happy.

  • He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

  • So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.

  • When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.

  • He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.

  • I am now 47 and am looking for a guy with a big dick.

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.

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非常搞笑的下流笑話--一個剛滿47歲的女人的故事。 (Very Funny Dirty Joke - Story of a Woman Who Just Turned 47)

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    阿多賓 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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