Name: 【TEDx】搞笑背後的深刻哲理 (More than funny | Michael Jr. | TEDxUniversityofNevada)
Uploaded: 2018-09-20T07:56:57.000Z
Duration: 19 min 46 s

Translator: Dan Meyer Reviewer: Denise RQ

譯者：丹-梅耶 審稿：丹尼斯-RQ

未來簡單式

I'm excited about being here. We're going to have some fun.

我很興奮在這裡。我們將有一些樂趣。

Yet, at the same time, I'd like to explain to you how life

然而，與此同時，我想向你解釋一下，生活是如何的

and something really kind of strange happened when I was here.

我在這裡的時候，發生了一件很奇怪的事情。

Normally, I'm the type of person I like to be on a stage alone.

平時，我是那種喜歡一個人在舞臺上的人。

So this CEO of this large company introduces me, and he has the microphone,

所以這個大公司的CEO給我介紹，他有麥克風。

and normally, we have two different mics, and he leaves, and then, I'm there.

通常，我們有兩個不同的麥克風， 他離開，然後，我在那裡。

I'm standing right next to him with no mic.

我就站在他旁邊，沒有麥克風。

And then he looks at the audience, and I'm standing there, and he says...

然後他看著觀眾，我站在那裡，他說... ...

I'm the type of comedian, like, I'm observational.

我是那種喜劇演員，喜歡，我是觀察型的。

I pay attention to things like college students.

like the University of Southern California.

Ask them what school they go to, you get a nice quick answer,

問他們上什麼學校，你會得到一個漂亮的快速回答。

- "你上的是什麼學校？"- "南加州大學。"

New York University - you get a nice quick answer,

紐約大學--你會得到一個不錯的快速答案。

- "你上什麼學校？"- "紐約大學。"

Ask somebody who goes to community college.

You get a much longer response, don't you?

你得到的迴應要長得多，不是嗎？

"Well, see, right now, what I'm doing, I'm gonna get a couple credits, right?

"嗯，你看，現在我做的事，會有幾個學分吧？

Then my financial aid is supposed to come through.

那麼我的經濟援助應該會通過。

他們說學校反正會扼殺創造力。

Man, I feel vulnerable. Is Brené Brown around?

夥計，我覺得很脆弱。Brené Brown在嗎?

讓我再告訴你一些關於我的事。

Ha, ha! I'm just playing. I don't see them, I don't see them.

哈，哈！我只是在玩。我沒看到他們，我沒看到他們。

No, I do. I have five kids. They're all with me.

不，我有。我有五個孩子。他們都和我在一起。

you always have to figure out ways to save money.

We wanted to get our family pictures taken,

So what we did to save money was we all got in the front seat of the car,

所以我們為了省錢所做的就是我們都坐到了車的前座。

這就是我們所做的。這就是我們所做的。

Two weeks later, the picture came in the mail.

so we had to do it again, we had to do it again.

所以我們不得不再做一次，我們不得不再做一次。

I was doing that joke in prison recently.

我最近在監獄裡也在講這個笑話。

I wasn't in prison, like, "Hey, I'm funny. Get off me!"

我不是在監獄裡，像，"嘿，我很有趣。放開我！"

Whenever we're doing a big live event - like we're doing one tonight in Reno -

每當我們在做一個大型的現場活動時--就像我們今晚在裡諾做的那樣

whenever we do a large ticketed event, a concert, in a city,

每當我們在一個城市舉辦大型票務活動、音樂會時。

we always look for a homeless shelter, a prison, an abused children's facility

我們一直在尋找一個無家可歸的庇護所， 監獄，受虐待的兒童設施。

So I'm so I'm doing a prison this time...

所以，我所以我這次要做監獄... ...

It's a TEDx talk, I don't got that much time.

這是一個TEDx演講，我沒有那麼多時間。

So we're doing this prison, and I do the joke about the red light,

所以我們在做這個監獄，我做的笑話紅燈。

他們中的一些人被關了這麼久。

the dude next to them had to explain the joke.

旁邊的人不得不解釋這個笑話。

He was like, "See, nowadays, when you run a red light,

他說："你看，現在闖紅燈的時候。

they send a picture with the ticket in the mail."

他們在郵件中發了一張帶有票據的照片。"

"A red light is what they use for traffic when you go down the road."

"紅綠燈就是你在路上走的時候，他們用的交通燈。"

And then he said, "A road is what they use..."

然後他說："他們用的是路......"

So I'd like to explain to you how comedy works.

所以我想給你解釋一下喜劇是怎麼運作的。

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