If you're a busy working guy like me,

如果你像我一樣工作很忙的話

you don't always have time to cook.

就沒有時間煮菜

So rather than go grocery shopping,

因為沒有去採買食材

you rely solely on what's already in your kitchen.

你只能使用廚房裡的庫存

Let's figure it out this week on

歡迎一同觀賞本週的

Technically a Meal.

《這理論上是一餐》

(bright music)

(輕快的音樂)

As per usual, it's 2 p.m., I haven't done anything today,

一如往常，現在是下午兩點，今天什麼事都還沒做

and I have no idea what's in here.

我不知道冰箱裡有什麼

Let's give her a spin.

打開來看看吧

Okay, I thought there'd be...

好的，這裡應該有...

It was kinda slim pickings, but I think we came up

能用的東西有點少，但最後

with something pretty good.

還是湊到一些不錯的食材

First off, we have ketchup, some hot sauce,

首先，我們有番茄醬、一點辣醬

a quarter container of parmesan cheese,

四分之一瓶的帕馬森起司

some olives, some eggs,

橄欖油、一些雞蛋

a second, older bottle of ketchup,

二分之一瓶的番茄醬

an avocado, some soup,

一顆酪梨、一點湯

and leftover lo mein noodles that...

還有吃剩的炒麵，而且...

that are bad.

而且臭掉了

These went bad.

這盒炒麵壞掉了

That really sucks.

真是爛透了

That was gonna, that was gonna be, like,

這原本、原本可以

a big part of it.

當作一大部分食材的

That was sort of a central, but--

可以當作主食材，但

A couple of bites of what seems to be spaghetti.

一些看起來吃過幾口的義大利麵

So, the plan is, we're just gonna put it together...

所以，計畫是把所有食材放在一起

and we're gonna heat it up.

之後加熱

We're gonna heat it up and we're gonna put it together.

先加熱，然後放在一起

We're gonna put it together and we're gonna heat it up.

先放在一起，然後再加熱

Yeah.

對

So I just realized these eggs are actually expired,

我注意到這些蛋過期了

but not by a lot, so there's an actual way to tell

但也不是全壞了，事實上，有個方法可以分辨

whether an egg is old.

蛋是否新鮮

There's an egg test.

雞蛋新鮮度測試

So let's just get started on that.

馬上開始測試吧

If an egg sinks in the water...

如果蛋沉到水中...

If your egg sinks in water, then it is good to go!

如果蛋沉到水中的話，就代表這顆蛋是新鮮的！

Maybe easier with one hand...

用一隻手應該比較順...

Sometimes it doesn't wanna sink,

有時候蛋不想要裝新鮮

and you have to make it sink.

你就要幫它一把

If your egg sinks in water, then it's good to go!

如果蛋沉到水中的話，代表這顆蛋是新鮮的！

Now, the trick with an avocado is--

處理酪梨的技巧是

(metallic clanging)

(金屬碰撞聲)

This is--

這

(banging)

(碰撞聲)

a literal rock?

是石頭？

So even if the egg is a little old, it looks fine to me.

就算蛋有點不新鮮了，倒也無所謂

And don't forget to heat up your spaghetti in a pan

記得把義大利麵放到平底鍋裡加熱

to make you feel like you're actually cooking.

好讓自己看起來真的在煮菜

So I'm gonna give this a little minute

我先把義大利麵放置一會

and check in on my soup, which is heating up

看一下我放在微波爐加熱的

in the microwave for a little appetizer.

小小開胃菜湯

(laughs)

(笑聲)

(microwave beeps)

(微波爐嗶嗶聲)

Whoa!

哇！

Here we go.

這就對了

Oh man, where are we, a fancy restaurant?

哦天啊，這道菜像是，高檔餐廳裡的？

That's salsa.

這是莎莎醬

Ugh.

噁啊

Soup looks like salsa.

喝起來像是莎莎醬的湯

Alright, let's check back in on these eggs.

好，來看一下這邊的蛋

Oh, cool, this is done, great.

哦，蛋煎好了，太棒了

And now it's time to put it all together.

現在，把所有食物放在一起

(lively music)

(輕快的音樂)

Aw, shit.

哦，該死

I'll mix up the ketchup and the hot sauce,

把番茄醬和辣醬放到盒子裡攪拌

and do a little bit of that.

然後放一點醬上去

Oh, that's nice.

哦，很好

And there we have it.

完成了

This is our dish.

這就是這次的餐點

This is spaghetti,

這是義大利麵

this is hot sauce...

辣醬

Hot ketchup egg spaghetti.

番茄辣醬口味義大利麵加蛋

Hot ketchup egg spaghetti.

番茄辣醬口味義大利麵加蛋

I'm gonna check real quick that I don't have a

我來趕快看一下我有沒有

coupon on Postmates.

Postmates 的折價券 (註：Postmates 為美國餐飲外送服務公司)

And I don't.

我沒有

There you go!

就這樣吧！

And that's Technically a Meal.

這就是「這理論上是一餐」

(retches)

(嘔吐)

Ugh, the eggs were bad.

噁，蛋壞掉了

Hi, it's Zack from CollegeHumor.

嗨，我是 CollegeHumor 頻道的 Zack

Thanks for watching.

謝謝您的收看

You can click here to suscribe,

你可以點這裡訂閱頻道

or you can click over here for something else fun.

也可以點擊這裡看其他影片

You can also click here if you want to feed me clicks.

如果想餵我吃滑鼠游標也可以點這裡

I like 'em.

我喜歡吃滑鼠游標

(chomps)

(大聲咀嚼)

Mmm, clicks.

滑鼠游標，好吃哦！