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  • Hi there.

  • If you're a busy working guy like me,

    如果你像我一樣工作很忙的話

  • you don't always have time to cook.

    就沒有時間煮菜

  • So rather than go grocery shopping,

    因為沒有去採買食材

  • you rely solely on what's already in your kitchen.

    你只能使用廚房裡的庫存

  • Let's figure it out this week on

    歡迎一同觀賞本週的

  • Technically a Meal.

    《這理論上是一餐》

  • (bright music)

    (輕快的音樂)

  • As per usual, it's 2 p.m., I haven't done anything today,

    一如往常,現在是下午兩點,今天什麼事都還沒做

  • and I have no idea what's in here.

    我不知道冰箱裡有什麼

  • Let's give her a spin.

    打開來看看吧

  • Okay, I thought there'd be...

    好的,這裡應該有...

  • It was kinda slim pickings, but I think we came up

    能用的東西有點少,但最後

  • with something pretty good.

    還是湊到一些不錯的食材

  • First off, we have ketchup, some hot sauce,

    首先,我們有番茄醬、一點辣醬

  • a quarter container of parmesan cheese,

    四分之一瓶的帕馬森起司

  • some olives, some eggs,

    橄欖油、一些雞蛋

  • a second, older bottle of ketchup,

    二分之一瓶的番茄醬

  • an avocado, some soup,

    一顆酪梨、一點湯

  • and leftover lo mein noodles that...

    還有吃剩的炒麵,而且...

  • that are bad.

    而且臭掉了

  • These went bad.

    這盒炒麵壞掉了

  • That really sucks.

    真是爛透了

  • That was gonna, that was gonna be, like,

    這原本、原本可以

  • a big part of it.

    當作一大部分食材的

  • That was sort of a central, but--

    可以當作主食材,但

  • A couple of bites of what seems to be spaghetti.

    一些看起來吃過幾口的義大利麵

  • So, the plan is, we're just gonna put it together...

    所以,計畫是把所有食材放在一起

  • and we're gonna heat it up.

    之後加熱

  • We're gonna heat it up and we're gonna put it together.

    先加熱,然後放在一起

  • We're gonna put it together and we're gonna heat it up.

    先放在一起,然後再加熱

  • Yeah.

  • So I just realized these eggs are actually expired,

    我注意到這些蛋過期了

  • but not by a lot, so there's an actual way to tell

    但也不是全壞了,事實上,有個方法可以分辨

  • whether an egg is old.

    蛋是否新鮮

  • There's an egg test.

    雞蛋新鮮度測試

  • So let's just get started on that.

    馬上開始測試吧

  • If an egg sinks in the water...

    如果蛋沉到水中...

  • If your egg sinks in water, then it is good to go!

    如果蛋沉到水中的話,就代表這顆蛋是新鮮的!

  • Maybe easier with one hand...

    用一隻手應該比較順...

  • Sometimes it doesn't wanna sink,

    有時候蛋不想要裝新鮮

  • and you have to make it sink.

    你就要幫它一把

  • If your egg sinks in water, then it's good to go!

    如果蛋沉到水中的話,代表這顆蛋是新鮮的!

  • Now, the trick with an avocado is--

    處理酪梨的技巧是

  • (metallic clanging)

    (金屬碰撞聲)

  • This is--

  • (banging)

    (碰撞聲)

  • a literal rock?

    是石頭?

  • So even if the egg is a little old, it looks fine to me.

    就算蛋有點不新鮮了,倒也無所謂

  • And don't forget to heat up your spaghetti in a pan

    記得把義大利麵放到平底鍋裡加熱

  • to make you feel like you're actually cooking.

    好讓自己看起來真的在煮菜

  • So I'm gonna give this a little minute

    我先把義大利麵放置一會

  • and check in on my soup, which is heating up

    看一下我放在微波爐加熱的

  • in the microwave for a little appetizer.

    小小開胃菜湯

  • (laughs)

    (笑聲)

  • (microwave beeps)

    (微波爐嗶嗶聲)

  • Whoa!

    哇!

  • Here we go.

    這就對了

  • Oh man, where are we, a fancy restaurant?

    哦天啊,這道菜像是,高檔餐廳裡的?

  • That's salsa.

    這是莎莎醬

  • Ugh.

    噁啊

  • Soup looks like salsa.

    喝起來像是莎莎醬的湯

  • Alright, let's check back in on these eggs.

    好,來看一下這邊的蛋

  • Oh, cool, this is done, great.

    哦,蛋煎好了,太棒了

  • And now it's time to put it all together.

    現在,把所有食物放在一起

  • (lively music)

    (輕快的音樂)

  • Aw, shit.

    哦,該死

  • I'll mix up the ketchup and the hot sauce,

    把番茄醬和辣醬放到盒子裡攪拌

  • and do a little bit of that.

    然後放一點醬上去

  • Oh, that's nice.

    哦,很好

  • And there we have it.

    完成了

  • This is our dish.

    這就是這次的餐點

  • This is spaghetti,

    這是義大利麵

  • this is hot sauce...

    辣醬

  • Hot ketchup egg spaghetti.

    番茄辣醬口味義大利麵加蛋

  • Hot ketchup egg spaghetti.

    番茄辣醬口味義大利麵加蛋

  • I'm gonna check real quick that I don't have a

    我來趕快看一下我有沒有

  • coupon on Postmates.

    Postmates 的折價券 (註:Postmates 為美國餐飲外送服務公司)

  • And I don't.

    我沒有

  • There you go!

    就這樣吧!

  • And that's Technically a Meal.

    這就是「這理論上是一餐」

  • (retches)

    (嘔吐)

  • Ugh, the eggs were bad.

    噁,蛋壞掉了

  • Hi, it's Zack from CollegeHumor.

    嗨,我是 CollegeHumor 頻道的 Zack

  • Thanks for watching.

    謝謝您的收看

  • You can click here to suscribe,

    你可以點這裡訂閱頻道

  • or you can click over here for something else fun.

    也可以點擊這裡看其他影片

  • You can also click here if you want to feed me clicks.

    如果想餵我吃滑鼠游標也可以點這裡

  • I like 'em.

    我喜歡吃滑鼠游標

  • (chomps)

    (大聲咀嚼)

  • Mmm, clicks.

    滑鼠游標,好吃哦!

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這理論上是一餐 (It's Technically a Meal)

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    Samuel 發佈於 2018 年 09 月 28 日
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