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  • -Cardi and I are about to face off in a game of "Box of Lies."

  • Now, here's how it works.

  • Upstage are a bunch of boxes

  • containing objects neither of us have seen before.

  • You remove the object from the box,

  • you show it to our great audience,

  • then you look at your opponent

  • and tell them what's in your box.

  • They have to guess if you're lying or telling the truth.

  • [ Dramatically ] Cardi, why don't you pick the first box?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -[ Dramatically ] Are you ready to play a game?

  • Are you ready?

  • [ Normal voice ] Uh, choose the first box.

  • Audience, want to help her out?

  • -Four! [ Indistinct shouting ]

  • -Four is my lucky number. -Four!

  • -Really? Okay. All right. -11 and 4.

  • -All right. Do you want me to help get this?

  • I don't want you to keep getting up.

  • But this is all part of the game.

  • -Yeah, cause you're trying to cheat and stuff here.

  • -I'm not cheating!

  • Oh, I can tell. I can tell it's very light.

  • I can tell it's very -- by the way you carried it over.

  • -[ Chuckles ] Hmm.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Aah! Wait!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

  • [ Audience gasps ] Okay. All right.

  • [ Audience laughs ]

  • The audience is very -- The audience is confusing me now

  • because they just had like 10 different reactions.

  • One was [Gasps]. Then it was, "Aww!"

  • And then it was like, "Huh?" And then they laughed.

  • -Let me touch it.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What is that again? [ Laughs ]

  • -I'm touching it.

  • -Okay, you're touching it right now.

  • -It's fluffy.

  • -Mm-hmm. -Or is it?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Wait. That's not -- "It's fluffy, or is it?"

  • Uh-huh. What is in your box?

  • -Not a penis.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • Hey! Hey!

  • ♪♪

  • He really wants to quit.

  • -No! -What a sore loser.

  • -Oh, I am so -- I am ready to win.

  • All right, so, what is it? What is it?

  • Tell me what it is.

  • -I don't know what it is. -All right.

  • You're gonna have to make up something because

  • I have to guess if you're lying or telling the truth.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I don't know what it is.

  • -I can wait. You can think of a name for it.

  • And I can tell you if I think -- You have to know what it is.

  • -Uh, pussy balls.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Are they pussy balls or not?

  • Now, pussy balls...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Laughter continues ]

  • I am going to say -- I'm saying you tell the truth.

  • Let me see.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Hey!

  • ♪♪

  • I'll take --

  • -Can you please hold my pussy balls?

  • -Nah, I knew that was gonna happen.

  • Okay, good, all right. I have your --

  • Here we go. What number, guys?

  • -Three! -All right. Thank you.

  • One person. One person is on my side.

  • Unbelievable.

  • My sister yelled out, "Three." Yeah. Perfect.

  • Here we go. Let me get this.

  • [ Grunting loudly ]

  • Ungghhh! So heavy!

  • I'm playing jump rope in your head right now.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep!

  • [ Humming ]

  • ♪♪

  • Let me talk to you a second.

  • I just want to tell you something between us.

  • What I have here in my box

  • is a stuffed animal.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's got a Freddy Krueger claw on it.

  • Hat.

  • It's a wrinkly dog.

  • It's a wrinkly dog

  • with a Freddy Krueger outfit on.

  • -Sounds like my ex-boyfriend's grandmother.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Might be. It might be.

  • -You wouldn't lie to --

  • You wouldn't lie to a pregnant woman, would you?

  • -I tell the truth! [ Chirps ]

  • -Aaah!

  • -I don't want to scare you.

  • I don't want to scare you. I don't want to scare Baby.

  • I'm sorry, Baby! I love you! I'm sorry!

  • Uncle Jimmy is sorry. Uncle Jimmy loves you.

  • Can the baby call me Uncle Jimmy?

  • -If I give birth here, I will sue you.

  • [ Laughter ] -I'm gonna give you --

  • You won. You won. Cardi B, everybody. The champion.

-Cardi and I are about to face off in a game of "Box of Lies."

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與Cardi B的謊言之盒 (Box of Lies with Cardi B)

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    Amy.Lin 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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