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  • you've got no stock quality about you there's no charisma no charisma

  • oh I'm the type of boy who's always on the run no what did your girlfriend do

  • what they do that sometimes she said nothing

  • sometimes when you get spot-on she joins in yeah then I can do where he found us

  • believe it there's nothing to wear I believe I can fly I believe I can touch

  • the sky ank you thank you you came in you called yourself

  • Champaign you sounded like house wine I mean that sort of sums up the

  • performance there you are that's the problem could you take the glasses off

  • so we can see what you're all about that's better you know there's no point

  • are sitting here pretending that someone who is a bad sound-alike is gonna do

  • well that's the reality it's a penny because the image is really good it

  • looks like he's works in a poultry factory he's got two pairs of sunglasses

  • and a plastic microphone how could you say the English in which is good what

  • it's different it's goofy looks like the deli counter it's saying happy

  • solutely well that's not it wait no no honestly champagne it's not good enough

  • Oh sink champagne champagne champagne we're gonna say no Oh sweetie

  • okay Louie yes or no champagne please yeah that's a pain please okay you're

  • not gonna change my mind champagne champagne

  • real MooMoo Oh in BO it oh and boy it Oh in boin boin boin boin boin boin a

  • window a window with Joe and go if I win the winter window and lo in my with a

  • window and a window in a window a window a window

  • ah with no info window info member with no window with the window with a window

  • in a window ye worst group we've ever had holy soul man so this is never

  • happened before oh you big thumbs up for ian's this is my message with my stand

  • over there sweetheart you run a watch a really fun song about living Walsh I

  • presume you're not very busy come on I got a mystic clear this up so

  • I guess is it popular it is yeah got 45 members at the moment all pulsing

  • regular segment yeah but was like eight sires and hits on the website 45 members

  • how are you been running for only you yeah almost are you yeah a minute that's

  • that's for mum yeah guys you have to get some help in

  • can I do this poem this poem is for you Louie

  • no one can understand I want you on a Saturday I long to touch your hand I

  • want to stroke your Irish smile I want to comb your hair I'm screaming at the

  • telly but you don't know that I'm there

  • right okay so what are you gonna sing - Louie I'm gonna sing my heart will go on

  • by Celine Dion this is just for you look okay well we'll just take a step up on

  • this one yeah I think we should really let Louie Heavy's moment you don't mind

  • thank you like no defusion say off you go

  • every night in my dreams I see you I feel you that is

  • how I know you go on once more you open the door and you're here in my heart and

  • my heart will go on then Oh Vicki that was very very good very difficult song

  • to sing and you did a very very well I think you're saying from the heart I

  • don't know where my fellow judges occur you're totally big I thought you were

  • very very good thanks man I'm at so much let me yes or no oh

  • absolutely yes

  • Simon Sheeran any comment any columns no it's your call little baby this is on

  • your shoulders because this is for you Louis we wouldn't want to steal it from

  • me well Vicki you're through to the next round

  • so congratulations okay another hug hello stand on the eggs please your name

  • is Debbie Stephens a Debbie why are you here today because I've got the X Factor

  • I know I can win and I've just got it Lily yeah how good are you I'm amazing

  • so Debra what are you gonna sing I'm gonna see when you believe by Whitney's

  • to Mariah Carey okay great song there can be miracles when

  • you believe though hope is frail it's hard to kill who knows what miracles we

  • can achieve when you believe somehow you will you will when you believe Thank You

  • Debra what she does good um your voice is okay you've got no star quality about

  • you there's no charisma no charisma yeah I agree was Sharon a bit pub singer

  • ish I thought really yeah I felt your confidence was slightly deluded

  • Debra the reality is you're not very good now you know what you were the

  • whimper one person I didn't want to see today because I really want to slap you

  • now but you are not a good suit I'm not a good singer that is why I've been a

  • singers into a six-year-old and everyone I've ever met people who don't even like

  • me have come up to me and tell me I've got an amazing voice you can't bloody

  • see me I don't want to be a saint I don't really care what you think you

  • can't sing you have no talent get out all right Louis yes or no

  • absolutely 100% rubbish she's got a really bad attitude I think it will

  • never be a star in the music that I did not like that I'll never be a star I'm

  • already successful ever ever Sharon decides to remove her from the

  • room but Deb is not finished yet I really want to throw your water on it

  • Debbie storms back in new he sees what's coming I saw it coming

  • I saw that car my mum she what she was going to do to me

  • you sure what overcommit yes before she did it to me he's still not supposed to

  • do that you can't throw water over the singer she was doing it to me she didn't

  • use her over her she was doing to me no no no that dreams are hard to follow but

  • don't let anyone tell them more yeah hold oh and there will be tomorrow

  • in time you'll find all so sharply I've gotta stop this it is so way off way off

  • Mariah Carey it is my voice is what the wine but now you did you need a help

  • line when I am down and oh my soul so weary when troubles come my burdened be

  • I am still away you raise me up so I can stand on

  • mountains you raise me up to walk on stormy seas I am strong when I am on

  • your show

  • you raise me up so I can stand on mountains you raise me up to walk on

  • stormy sea raise me up to more than I can be you raise me up so I can stand on

  • mountains you raise me up to more than I can be

  • thank you we want a second song no no no no no Excel you is a sleeping aid I've

  • never heard anything more boring in my life okay how are you fine fine

  • Warren yeah all right Warren okay hope you get like a tight rope we have had

  • read your name across the sky I'm going crazy just to let you know you'd be

  • amazed how much I love you so long baby when you get your hands on me I won't

  • let go this time I know it's for real I don't actually

  • have another song pit but gobo we won't encourage it by the look in

  • your eye I can tell you're gonna cry is it over me if it is save your tears

  • for I'm not worth it you see for I'm the type of boy who's always on the run know

  • wherever I lay my hat that's my home I'm telling you that's my home

  • good well that's the worst we've had today can I just ask you one question

  • David who was the person that told you you could sing some somebody works homie

  • I've got a good voice was it a bloke yes it's whining you are

  • hi guys hi are you Jill if you don't they come in I load off and

  • I'll never get me communal oh this is your daughter-in-law oh you don't think

  • oh nothing no no and who goes Lorraine this is your

  • ring oh why why are you with her I'm just a mother-in-law

  • okay my support oh yeah yeah is she any good well I think so really

  • okay you just stand over there right okay so Lorraine have you got the X

  • Factor I have why are you going to sing I'm going to sing begin the beguine off

  • you go thank you I'm with you once more under the stars and down by the shore

  • and orchestras play even the palms seem to be swaying

  • when they begin the beguine are you very much terrain it's lovely to me

  • well what did you think they were a lifeless what did you think I liked it

  • all would you buy her record yes bit biased

  • um okay look I've concentrated on the singing ler and I mean there are other

  • issues I mean you know lack of personality performance all those things

  • he just it was it was terrible

  • okay we're gonna sum this up I'm saying no I'm gonna have to say no I mean Simon

  • yes I know absolutely I'm afraid gonna have to say no Lorraine the

  • competition's over for Lorraine but mother-in-law Edna isn't happy with

  • Simon he says no cuz he laughed he laughed initially left

  • Edna can't contain herself he shattered dreams across the globe but this time

  • mr. nasty has gone too far one of the most powerful men in music is about to

  • meet his match Edna Sam what have I done what have you

  • do go on what did I do it won't you laugh I always you know you don't know

  • no you do no I apologize oh no Simon you want to all gee whiz

  • listen listen I remember this is really embarrassing

  • listen okay you think you're better than anybody I think you was very ignorant

  • yes you were ignorant Tyler

  • sorry what are we done to the world look what

  • we've done what about all the peace that you pledged your only Son did you ever

  • stop to notice all the children dead for war did you ever stop to notice its

  • crying at the sweeping sure

  • ah

  • but sorry yeah 2,000 bucks I thought that was a fair thought that's

  • a solid wall oh wow that's our what it doesn't it sure no it doesn't it

  • Oh what the hell was that Wow my voice is in there sorry to say seriously I am

  • a true performer I've been in karaoke finals without looking the screen and

  • I've had 95% of the audience on my side I'm going to be honest with you all

  • occur it is one of the worst I've ever ever heard this way I'm tired of crying

  • and all you Lane that's why I am buying or if sir to you my chain nose just like

  • I'm gonna stop something it's not yours really sir there is a little bit of a

  • charisma problem John that's my main concern I don't think you would excite

  • an audience to me he's so intelligent he's so confident my baby so very sexy

  • my baby pulled the thief on me my baby knows just what to do

  • he got me money past a hundred and two just give me

  • what the hell was that means I thought it was a little no big cats three cats

  • late at night I mean that was absolutely diabolical listen to your heart when

  • he's talking to you I don't know where you going and I don't know why listen to

  • your heart before you tell him goodbye

  • your problem is cut low Anna is that you don't sing like

  • a human being no use your voice sounds like a little

  • sheep yeah it does it sounds like a no-brainer

  • yeah you don't sound like a human and that is the fundamental problem we have

  • here you look great but you sound awful hi are you thank you very well okay what

  • are you gonna sing we're going to sing what I did for love

  • from the show a chorus line wonderful great song kiss today goodbye

  • I the sweetness and the sorrow

  • all wish me luck the same to you

  • oh but I can't regret what I eat guys guys Thank You Louie I don't know what

  • to say it was different we are different you're very very odd way I think you're

  • a very odd couple just odd looking around doing everything I could imagine

  • you outside my house at Christmastime singing silent night dress that dress

  • star I'm not getting any money no a bit Indian but I think that's it for me

  • ooh ooh everybody's singing everybody dance lose yourselves you wild romance

  • we're going to party garam Fiesta forever come on and sing my song yeah Oh

  • night Oh Oh night Oh night no yes feel good feel good feel good thank you

  • what did your girlfriend do when you do that sometimes she said nothing

  • sometimes gonna get it spot-on she joins in she must love you very much

  • she does I had no idea why you auditioned for the show I've got

  • absolutely no idea why you've had any encouragement whatsoever it's about as

  • bad as it can possibly get know where I come from you know my story I'm here to

  • make it please make you right well I know that I can foolish but I promise

  • you no more I found it found it something were eaten

  • for I'm not here to say I'm sorry I'm not here I you I'm here to say I'm sorry

  • I've got to stop that who did you sing this song to before you got here today

  • yeah my family huh hold on what did they say

  • I wasn't always good at we but they said it was good yeah whatever me and mrs.

  • Jones hmm we've got a fee going on we both

  • know that is wrong but it's much too strong to let it go now we meet every

  • day at the same cafe 6:30 I know one Oh she'll be there holding hands making all

  • kinds of plans while the gypos plays our favori saw me

  • and mrs. mrs. Jones mrs. Jones mrs. Jones mr. Steven you've got one of the

  • weirdest voices I've ever heard in my life

  • it is a bit strange it's very it more than a bit strange it's really weird in

  • what way bizarre we'll have no power in your voice at all

  • there's no strength nothing I mean if if you were to sing in a place but there

  • was no microphone nobody could hear you you here's how it goes you with me

  • hopping down but maybe this style will get right versified cuz love is

  • something you can shape when it breaks all it takes is some trying if you feel

  • like a leaving I'm gonna beg you to stay soon you'll be finding mm-hmm you can

  • run you can hide but you can't escape my love Thank You Dennis on the common

  • choice relation channel on the can change stopped broke down a kind of

  • place to put your hands in the air you don't go changin yeah put them in the

  • air now

  • hey baby hmm oh I wanna know if you be marking so free four five six seven

  • eight I wanna know if you be marking okay all right thank you I'm puzzled how

  • many times have you sung in public hundreds hundreds you know what's the

  • normal reaction they love me everywhere I go okay

  • the problem is Frankie is that you are an atrocious sinner absolutely atrocious

  • come on sexy lady you want me again you know it come on sexy lady come on let's

  • dance sexy lady you look a little shady come on sexy lady c'mon make love sexy

  • lady I'd love sexy lady you're mine sexy lady tonight

  • goodbye sexy lady was fly sexy lady that's it sexy lady arrives it's as bad

  • as I've ever heard I'm in every part of the hill Titian was

  • horrific I am NOT

  • ladies enough for me by you

  • you're so me angry

  • you

you've got no stock quality about you there's no charisma no charisma

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X Factor英國最搞笑的試鏡|Vol.1 (Funniest Auditions on X Factor UK | Vol.1)

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