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you've got no stock quality about you there's no charisma no charisma
oh I'm the type of boy who's always on the run no what did your girlfriend do
what they do that sometimes she said nothing
sometimes when you get spot-on she joins in yeah then I can do where he found us
believe it there's nothing to wear I believe I can fly I believe I can touch
the sky ank you thank you you came in you called yourself
Champaign you sounded like house wine I mean that sort of sums up the
performance there you are that's the problem could you take the glasses off
so we can see what you're all about that's better you know there's no point
are sitting here pretending that someone who is a bad sound-alike is gonna do
well that's the reality it's a penny because the image is really good it
looks like he's works in a poultry factory he's got two pairs of sunglasses
and a plastic microphone how could you say the English in which is good what
it's different it's goofy looks like the deli counter it's saying happy
solutely well that's not it wait no no honestly champagne it's not good enough
Oh sink champagne champagne champagne we're gonna say no Oh sweetie
okay Louie yes or no champagne please yeah that's a pain please okay you're
not gonna change my mind champagne champagne
real MooMoo Oh in BO it oh and boy it Oh in boin boin boin boin boin boin a
window a window with Joe and go if I win the winter window and lo in my with a
window and a window in a window a window a window
ah with no info window info member with no window with the window with a window
in a window ye worst group we've ever had holy soul man so this is never
happened before oh you big thumbs up for ian's this is my message with my stand
over there sweetheart you run a watch a really fun song about living Walsh I
presume you're not very busy come on I got a mystic clear this up so
I guess is it popular it is yeah got 45 members at the moment all pulsing
regular segment yeah but was like eight sires and hits on the website 45 members
how are you been running for only you yeah almost are you yeah a minute that's
that's for mum yeah guys you have to get some help in
can I do this poem this poem is for you Louie
no one can understand I want you on a Saturday I long to touch your hand I
want to stroke your Irish smile I want to comb your hair I'm screaming at the
telly but you don't know that I'm there
right okay so what are you gonna sing - Louie I'm gonna sing my heart will go on
by Celine Dion this is just for you look okay well we'll just take a step up on
this one yeah I think we should really let Louie Heavy's moment you don't mind
thank you like no defusion say off you go
every night in my dreams I see you I feel you that is
how I know you go on once more you open the door and you're here in my heart and
my heart will go on then Oh Vicki that was very very good very difficult song
to sing and you did a very very well I think you're saying from the heart I
don't know where my fellow judges occur you're totally big I thought you were
very very good thanks man I'm at so much let me yes or no oh
absolutely yes
Simon Sheeran any comment any columns no it's your call little baby this is on
your shoulders because this is for you Louis we wouldn't want to steal it from
me well Vicki you're through to the next round
so congratulations okay another hug hello stand on the eggs please your name
is Debbie Stephens a Debbie why are you here today because I've got the X Factor
I know I can win and I've just got it Lily yeah how good are you I'm amazing
so Debra what are you gonna sing I'm gonna see when you believe by Whitney's
to Mariah Carey okay great song there can be miracles when
you believe though hope is frail it's hard to kill who knows what miracles we
can achieve when you believe somehow you will you will when you believe Thank You
Debra what she does good um your voice is okay you've got no star quality about
you there's no charisma no charisma yeah I agree was Sharon a bit pub singer
ish I thought really yeah I felt your confidence was slightly deluded
Debra the reality is you're not very good now you know what you were the
whimper one person I didn't want to see today because I really want to slap you
now but you are not a good suit I'm not a good singer that is why I've been a
singers into a six-year-old and everyone I've ever met people who don't even like
me have come up to me and tell me I've got an amazing voice you can't bloody
see me I don't want to be a saint I don't really care what you think you
can't sing you have no talent get out all right Louis yes or no
absolutely 100% rubbish she's got a really bad attitude I think it will
never be a star in the music that I did not like that I'll never be a star I'm
already successful ever ever Sharon decides to remove her from the
room but Deb is not finished yet I really want to throw your water on it
Debbie storms back in new he sees what's coming I saw it coming
I saw that car my mum she what she was going to do to me
you sure what overcommit yes before she did it to me he's still not supposed to
do that you can't throw water over the singer she was doing it to me she didn't
use her over her she was doing to me no no no that dreams are hard to follow but
don't let anyone tell them more yeah hold oh and there will be tomorrow
in time you'll find all so sharply I've gotta stop this it is so way off way off
Mariah Carey it is my voice is what the wine but now you did you need a help
line when I am down and oh my soul so weary when troubles come my burdened be
I am still away you raise me up so I can stand on
mountains you raise me up to walk on stormy seas I am strong when I am on
your show
you raise me up so I can stand on mountains you raise me up to walk on
stormy sea raise me up to more than I can be you raise me up so I can stand on
mountains you raise me up to more than I can be
thank you we want a second song no no no no no Excel you is a sleeping aid I've
never heard anything more boring in my life okay how are you fine fine
Warren yeah all right Warren okay hope you get like a tight rope we have had
read your name across the sky I'm going crazy just to let you know you'd be
amazed how much I love you so long baby when you get your hands on me I won't
let go this time I know it's for real I don't actually
have another song pit but gobo we won't encourage it by the look in
your eye I can tell you're gonna cry is it over me if it is save your tears
for I'm not worth it you see for I'm the type of boy who's always on the run know
wherever I lay my hat that's my home I'm telling you that's my home
good well that's the worst we've had today can I just ask you one question
David who was the person that told you you could sing some somebody works homie
I've got a good voice was it a bloke yes it's whining you are
hi guys hi are you Jill if you don't they come in I load off and
I'll never get me communal oh this is your daughter-in-law oh you don't think
oh nothing no no and who goes Lorraine this is your
ring oh why why are you with her I'm just a mother-in-law
okay my support oh yeah yeah is she any good well I think so really
okay you just stand over there right okay so Lorraine have you got the X
Factor I have why are you going to sing I'm going to sing begin the beguine off
you go thank you I'm with you once more under the stars and down by the shore
and orchestras play even the palms seem to be swaying
when they begin the beguine are you very much terrain it's lovely to me
well what did you think they were a lifeless what did you think I liked it
all would you buy her record yes bit biased
um okay look I've concentrated on the singing ler and I mean there are other
issues I mean you know lack of personality performance all those things
he just it was it was terrible
okay we're gonna sum this up I'm saying no I'm gonna have to say no I mean Simon
yes I know absolutely I'm afraid gonna have to say no Lorraine the
competition's over for Lorraine but mother-in-law Edna isn't happy with
Simon he says no cuz he laughed he laughed initially left
Edna can't contain herself he shattered dreams across the globe but this time
mr. nasty has gone too far one of the most powerful men in music is about to
meet his match Edna Sam what have I done what have you
do go on what did I do it won't you laugh I always you know you don't know
no you do no I apologize oh no Simon you want to all gee whiz
listen listen I remember this is really embarrassing
listen okay you think you're better than anybody I think you was very ignorant
yes you were ignorant Tyler
sorry what are we done to the world look what
we've done what about all the peace that you pledged your only Son did you ever
stop to notice all the children dead for war did you ever stop to notice its
crying at the sweeping sure
ah
but sorry yeah 2,000 bucks I thought that was a fair thought that's
a solid wall oh wow that's our what it doesn't it sure no it doesn't it
Oh what the hell was that Wow my voice is in there sorry to say seriously I am
a true performer I've been in karaoke finals without looking the screen and
I've had 95% of the audience on my side I'm going to be honest with you all
occur it is one of the worst I've ever ever heard this way I'm tired of crying
and all you Lane that's why I am buying or if sir to you my chain nose just like
I'm gonna stop something it's not yours really sir there is a little bit of a
charisma problem John that's my main concern I don't think you would excite
an audience to me he's so intelligent he's so confident my baby so very sexy
my baby pulled the thief on me my baby knows just what to do
he got me money past a hundred and two just give me
what the hell was that means I thought it was a little no big cats three cats
late at night I mean that was absolutely diabolical listen to your heart when
he's talking to you I don't know where you going and I don't know why listen to
your heart before you tell him goodbye
your problem is cut low Anna is that you don't sing like
a human being no use your voice sounds like a little
sheep yeah it does it sounds like a no-brainer
yeah you don't sound like a human and that is the fundamental problem we have
here you look great but you sound awful hi are you thank you very well okay what
are you gonna sing we're going to sing what I did for love
from the show a chorus line wonderful great song kiss today goodbye
I the sweetness and the sorrow
all wish me luck the same to you
oh but I can't regret what I eat guys guys Thank You Louie I don't know what
to say it was different we are different you're very very odd way I think you're
a very odd couple just odd looking around doing everything I could imagine
you outside my house at Christmastime singing silent night dress that dress
star I'm not getting any money no a bit Indian but I think that's it for me
ooh ooh everybody's singing everybody dance lose yourselves you wild romance
we're going to party garam Fiesta forever come on and sing my song yeah Oh
night Oh Oh night Oh night no yes feel good feel good feel good thank you
what did your girlfriend do when you do that sometimes she said nothing
sometimes gonna get it spot-on she joins in she must love you very much
she does I had no idea why you auditioned for the show I've got
absolutely no idea why you've had any encouragement whatsoever it's about as
bad as it can possibly get know where I come from you know my story I'm here to
make it please make you right well I know that I can foolish but I promise
you no more I found it found it something were eaten
for I'm not here to say I'm sorry I'm not here I you I'm here to say I'm sorry
I've got to stop that who did you sing this song to before you got here today
yeah my family huh hold on what did they say
I wasn't always good at we but they said it was good yeah whatever me and mrs.
Jones hmm we've got a fee going on we both
know that is wrong but it's much too strong to let it go now we meet every
day at the same cafe 6:30 I know one Oh she'll be there holding hands making all
kinds of plans while the gypos plays our favori saw me
and mrs. mrs. Jones mrs. Jones mrs. Jones mr. Steven you've got one of the
weirdest voices I've ever heard in my life
it is a bit strange it's very it more than a bit strange it's really weird in
what way bizarre we'll have no power in your voice at all
there's no strength nothing I mean if if you were to sing in a place but there
was no microphone nobody could hear you you here's how it goes you with me
hopping down but maybe this style will get right versified cuz love is
something you can shape when it breaks all it takes is some trying if you feel
like a leaving I'm gonna beg you to stay soon you'll be finding mm-hmm you can
run you can hide but you can't escape my love Thank You Dennis on the common
choice relation channel on the can change stopped broke down a kind of
place to put your hands in the air you don't go changin yeah put them in the
air now
hey baby hmm oh I wanna know if you be marking so free four five six seven
eight I wanna know if you be marking okay all right thank you I'm puzzled how
many times have you sung in public hundreds hundreds you know what's the
normal reaction they love me everywhere I go okay
the problem is Frankie is that you are an atrocious sinner absolutely atrocious
come on sexy lady you want me again you know it come on sexy lady come on let's
dance sexy lady you look a little shady come on sexy lady c'mon make love sexy
lady I'd love sexy lady you're mine sexy lady tonight
goodbye sexy lady was fly sexy lady that's it sexy lady arrives it's as bad
as I've ever heard I'm in every part of the hill Titian was
horrific I am NOT
ladies enough for me by you
you're so me angry
you