THE WHOLE TOUR.

>>MAN, JAMES, THIS

PLACE IS SUPER NICE.

>>I KNOW, RIGHT?

MY PARENTS GOT IT AT

A REALLY GOOD PRICE.

APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOME

URBAN LEGEND ABOUT THE

FAMILY THAT USED TO LIVE HERE.

>>DO YOU GUYS WANT

TO START PLAYING?

>>YES.

OH MAN, GUYS, I HAVEN'T PLAYED

LIFE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID.

>>OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO FIRST,

AND I'M TAKING THE COLLEGE PATH.

"CLASS CANCELED."

>>LUCKY.

>>HUH.

MY CLASS ACTUALLY GOT

CANCELED FOR TOMORROW.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

>>HUH, THAT'S CRAZY.

>>I AM GOING TO SKIP COLLEGE

AND GO STRAIGHT FOR CAREER.

>>ALL RIGHT.

>>"ARTIST."

THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

WHAT DID I LAND ON?

>>OH, UM, IT SAYS,

"TREE FALLS ON HOUSE.

LOSE ONE TURN..."

[CRACKING NOISE]

>>OH!

>>OKAY, NOBODY PANIC,

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE WE JUST

ENTERED A JUMANJI SITUATION,

SO I SUGGEST WE STOP-

>>WHITNEY!

>>WHITNEY!

>>MARRIAGE IS ONLY A FEW

SPACES AWAY AND I NEED THIS!

>>BUT WHO WILL YOU

BE MARRIED TO?

>>PERFECT.

A-HA!

>>[YELLS]

>>OH.

I MARRIED AN ARTIST.

I'VE BECOME MY MOTHER.

>>WAIT, SO IF YOU TWO

GOT MARRIED, THEN...

>>DO IT, MAL!

DO IT, MAL!

>>MAL, WE SHOULD

TALK ABOUT THIS...

>>DO IT, BAM!

MARRIED!

>>WAIT, NO RING.

>>WHAT?

BUT THEN, WHO DID I-?

>>WHAT YEAR IS IT?

>>[SCREAMING]

>>AND WHO DID I JUST MARRY?

>>NO!

>>THANK YOU, YOU

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THAT

GAME FOR 30 YEARS.

>>OH, GROSS, HE'S OLD

ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD.

>>YOU MEAN GRANDDAD.

I WAS FIFTY WHEN

I STARTED PLAYING.

>>[GROANING]

>>OKAY, CLEARLY WE JUST HAVE

TO HURRY UP AND FINISH THE

GAME SO THAT EVERYTHING

CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL.

>>I ACTIVELY OPPOSE THIS.

>>NOW MY CAREER IS "ATHLETE."

>>THAT FEELS MORE UNBELIEVABLE

THAN ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED

SO FAR.

>>OKAY, I MAKE ONE TOUCHDOWN

FOR THE OTHER TEAM...

>>WELL, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T

HAVE THE CAREER OF ARTIST.

LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO GET A

JOB TO SUPPORT THIS FAMILY.

"TEACHER."

NEVER MIND.

>>WHATEVER.

JUST KEEP PLAYING- OH!

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?

>>YOU OKAY, MAL?

>>[SCREAMS]

>>SHE LANDED ON A BABY TILE.

>>I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!

>>NO!

MAL?

YOU OKAY?

>>KEEP PLAYING!

>>WE'RE MOVING, MAL.

WE'RE MOVING.

>>OKAY.

>>I LANDED ON A BABY TILE TOO.

>>OH.

>>[WHITNEY SCREAMS]

YOU DID THIS TO ME!

>>IT'S- IT'S TWINS.

>>[SCREAMS LOUDER]

>>JUST GOT TO KEEP PLAYING.

SPIN FOR WHITNEY.

>>OKAY, I'M SPINNING

FOR YOU, WHITNEY.

OH, WE'RE BUYING A HOUSE.

>>WHAT?

IT HAD BETTER BE

A MODEST APARTMENT

BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD-

>>IT'S THE MANSION.

>>[SCREAMS] NO!

>>WE'RE AN ARTIST AND A TEACHER!

WHO WOULD APPROVE THIS LOAN?

>>OH, CURSE YOU, FANNIE MAE!

>>IF I CAN JUST SELL

ONE OF MY PAINTINGS-

>>YOUR PAINTINGS ARE GARBAGE!

>>YOU'RE GOING TO BE

A TERRIBLE MOTHER!

>>I'M SPINNING FOR MY WIFE!

>>I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!

>>YOU LANDED ON

ANOTHER BABY TILE!

>>[SCREAMS]

>>OKAY, OKAY.

LET'S SEE HERE.

UM-

>>WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS

GAME OR WE'RE GOING TO

BE KNEE-DEEP IN BABIES.

>>PAYDAY.

OOH.

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T

FINISH THE GAME.

>>JUST KEEP SPINNING!

>>I'M GOING, WHITNEY.

I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY

TO SWITCH CAREERS.

>>DO IT!

>>BUT MY DREAMS-

>>I DON'T CARE

ABOUT YOUR DREAMS!

OUR CHILDREN NEED TO EAT!

>>I'M A DOCTOR!

>>YES, THANK YOU, HEAVEN ABOVE!

>>I KNOW WHAT TO

DO WITH YOU NOW.

>>OKAY, I'M SPINNING

FOR YOU, MAL.

I AM SO SORRY.

>>DON'T SAY IT.

>>TRIPLETS.

>>[MAL SOBS]

>>I WILL HAVE AN

ARMY OF CHILDREN!

>>KEEP BREATHING!

>>OKAY.

OOH, PAYDAY!

LOOKS LIKE THIS

TEACHER'S GETTING...

THREE DOLLARS?

THAT'S TWO HOT DOGS AT COSTCO.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?

>>IT'S OKAY.

I MAKE ENOUGH TO

SUPPORT BOTH OF US.

>>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, GUYS,

GUYS, GUYS, IF I GET A 10,

I WILL FINISH THE GAME.

>>WHAT?

[COLLECTIVE GROAN]

>>A 9.

AND I LANDED ON A BABY TILE.

BUT I'M NOT MARRIED, SO WHO...?

OH, NO.

NO!

>>FINISH THE GAME!

>>MEET MY ARMY OF BABIES.

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