Might I offer you some advice?

"永遠不破牌 玻璃"

Forget everything that you think you know.

史蒂芬史傳奇

Especially when it comes to driving.

給你個忠告好嗎？

You're a man looking at the world through a keyhole.

忘記一切你自以為知道的事

Just open the bloody door.

特別是有關開車的事

Bro!

你不過是個坐井觀天的傢伙

Get your filthy hands off my window!

快把那天殺的門打開

Mr. Strange?

老兄！

Doctor Strange!

別用你那雙髒手碰我的窗戶

You've been in an accident. How many fingers am I holding up?

奇異先生？

Uhh... B- Between thirty and forty.

是奇異"博士"...

Emergency!

你發生意外了... 請問我比出幾根手指？

Oh come on!

呃...30到40吧

Your work saved the lives of thousands.

急救！

Here you go. Less than six grams of fat.

喔！拜託喔

You're a lifesaver, Doc!

你的工作拯救了數千人的性命

What if I told you, that reality is one of many?

拿去吧！脂肪小於6克喔

Mummy, make the dirty man fight!

你救了我的命 醫生！

I don't believe in fairytales about chakras or energy or personal hygiene.

" 史蒂奔史傳奇 本月最佳三明治藝術家" 如果我告訴你，這只是萬千世界中的一個現實呢？

You wonder what I see in your future?

媽咪，讓那個髒男人打架

A bonebreaking punch to the chest.

我不相信神話中的七脈輪、能量...

Kung pow!

或是個人的衛生

Damn, girl!

今年秋天 繼"自大"而來

You just punched the white outta me!

想知道我從你的未來看到了什麼？

Huh?

被碎骨拳打爆胸口

Whoah!!

該死！女孩

(Let me out!)

你把我打到靈魂出竅了

♪ If there's Doctor Strange

放我出去

♪ In your neighbourhood

如果你發現奇異博士，

♪ Who you gonna call?

出現在你的社區

Goateebusters!

你會打給誰？

A female Ghostbuster? Don't make me laugh.

山羊鬍剋星！

Oh wait - you didn't.

女版的魔鬼剋星？別逗我笑

Ah, crap. I killed Gollum!

喔等等...你並沒有

I'm so sorry, it's just, you're so damn pale, I thought you were a ghost!

喔！糟了！我殺死咕嚕了

The dream is collapsing!

我很抱歉，只是你真是天殺的白，我以為你是鬼咧！

Whoah!

敞開心靈，奎德 (ID4星際終結者演員)

Ow!

夢境正在崩毀！ (全面啟動梗)

Ow!

我想要回去

I want to go back.

這個現實真的太冷啦！

This reality is friggin' freezing!

不要動

Don't move.

你額頭上有東西

You've got something on your forehead.

好了

All gone.

史上最棒的高空彈跳！

BEST... BUNGEE JUMP... EVERRRR!

喔 慘了 沒綁繩子

Oh crap - no cord!

噢 我的蛋蛋...

OW, my balls!

請教我

Teach me.

你會ABC嗎？

Know your ABC's?

會

Yes.

你會九九乘法表嗎？

Know your times tables?

會

Yes.

如果珍妮有五顆蘋果，雅各吃掉了三...

If Jenny has five apples and Jacob eats three--

我高中有畢業啦

Yeah, I graduated high school! I meant, teach me how to punch ghosts out of people.

我是指教我怎麼把人的靈魂打出身體

Oh, well! That's easy. Watch.

喔 這個喔！很簡單...看著

Wait. Let me get warmed up.

等等 讓我暖身一下

Sometimes it takes a few tries.

有時要試好幾次才會成功

Here we go - this time!

再試試這一次

Damn! Must be having an off day.

該死的！大概今天狀況不好吧

Bollocks!

搞甚麼

Come on, Ancient One - you've got this!

拜託喔！上古尊者 你可以的

Maybe I should come back later-- OH!

或許我該等等再回來...

Ah, there we go!

成功啦！

I knocked your ghost teeth out.

我把你牙齒的靈魂打掉了

♪ If there's Doctor Strange

一整個超奇怪博士，醫學博士

♪ In your neighbourhood

需要治療

♪ Who you gonna call?

如果你發現奇異博士，

GOATEEBUSTERS!

出現在你社區中

♪ If he's got a beard

你會打給誰？

♪ And it don't look good

山羊鬍剋星！

♪ Who you gonna call?

如果他有鬍子，

♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! That's right.

而且很難看

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee

你會打給誰？

Mm-mm-mm.

- 山羊鬍剋星！ - 沒錯！

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee!

我才不怕山羊鬍

♪ If you see a chin

我才不怕山羊鬍

♪ Like an arrowhead

如果你看到一個下巴，

♪ Who you gonna call?

看起來像個箭頭

♪ GOATEEBUSTERS!

你會打給誰？

♪ If you wish that skin

山羊鬍剋星！

♪ Was visible instead

如果你希望那皮膚，

♪ Who you gonna call?

其實可以看得見

♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! Oh yeah!

你會打給誰？

Put a little cream on it.

山羊鬍剋星！

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee

在上面放點奶油

Yeah!

我才不怕山羊鬍

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee!

耶！

♪ I don't suffer from beard fear

我才不怕山羊鬍

♪ Let me tell you somethin':

不需要因害怕鬍子而苦

Shavin' makes me feel good!

讓我告訴你吧！

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

剃鬍子讓我感覺超棒的

Sheh. Goatees.

哈哈哈哈

Whatever!

去去！ 山羊鬍