Name: 終極握手! (The Ultimate Handshake!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:52:35.000Z
Duration: 7 min 15 s

I don't know about you guys, but I have
the most awkward situations happen...

我不知道你們怎樣, 但是我常覺得尷尬的情況都發生在...

I'm sure everyone has experienced 
an awkward handshake before.

我相信大家或多或少都有一些尷尬的握手經驗

Every single group of friends has 
different handshakes that they use...

and I can never remember which of my friends
do which type of handshakes.

然而我卻無法記住跟每個朋友握手的方式

And I've had a lot of awkward handshakes in my life,

but recently I just had one 
of the most awkward handshakes...

但我最近有一個極其尷尬的握手經驗...

And it basically inspired me to make this video.

而且它也給了我拍攝這部片的靈感

There's really no way to reenact
how bad or awkward this was...

實在沒辦法重演那多麼糟糕或尷尬...

So there I was, about to enter
 a house party with my friend Derrick,

我和我的朋友 Derrick 正要去參加派對

but we'll call him Darren to protect his identity.

為了保護隱私, 我們先叫他 Darren

I'm not going to lie. I was
 a little nervous because I don't go...

..to many parties where I don't know
 anyone and these people...

因為我通常不去那些我不熟的人的派對

而他們都是 Derrick 的朋友 ... 我是說, Darren 的朋友

We entered the house 
and, just like any other party,

我們進到屋子裡, 它就像其他的派對一樣

Instantly, my heart started beating faster 
and faster, knowing what was coming next.

瞬間, 我的心跳越來越快, 覺得可能有什麼事要發生了

That's when the guy throwing the party 
came over to greet Devin and myself.

這時候, 主辦者過來招呼 Devin 和我

I watched as he went over
 to Dennis and gave him...

..the classic handshake-to-hug flawlessly.

跟他做了一個經典完美的握手擁抱

Donovan pointed at me and said the words 
that would lead to my inevitable doom.

Donovan 指著我, 並說了引我走向末路的話

And as he turned to me, 
I had to make a decision.

當他轉向我, 我不得不做出決定...

I know for a fact that he does
 the handshake-to-hug maneuver...

..because I just saw him do
 it to Dexter, but he also lives...

因為我看到他跟 Dexter 是這種握法, 但是他住在...

..in a relatively nice house,
 which means he's probably...

這個不錯的房子, 這意味著他可能...

..some kind of business man that does
 a lot of business handshakes.

是某種生意人, 所以可能用談生意的方式握手

現在是在他為他朋友辦的派對裡耶...

And that's when I realized I had 
to get out of here, with or without Darren.

我突然覺得, 不管 Darren 要不要離開, 我想先閃了

Either that or I would have to kill
every single person that--

如果不是這樣, 我要殺人滅口了...

And that's when I realized...I was narrating out loud.

這時候我才意識到... 我把我的內心話說出來了...

Okay, so maybe I exaggerated that just a tad.

好吧, 也許有點誇張, 只是說了一點點

And I probably won't be hanging
out with those guys anymore.

我可能不會再跟那伙人出去了吧

I'm tired of always having 
awkward handshakes with people.

我已經厭倦跟人用尷尬的方式握手了

There's so many different handshakes in the world...

and I believe that the more handshakes you know,

而且我相信當你知道越多握手法

the more prepared you'll be when it happens.

And after countless hours of research 
and lab tests and...Googling,

I created the ultimate handshake
that will help you in any situation,

我創造了一個究極握手法, 可以在任何情況下幫助你

But before we jump into that, 
you have to learn all the basics.

但是在進入正題之前, 你必須學會所有的基礎握手法

One, two, three, four, five, six. 
One, two, three, four, five, six.

The Too Much Strength handshake. 
(Ryan whimpers)

「留住一片情」握法
(註: 電影名稱)

「新鮮王子妙事多」握法
(註: 電視劇名稱)

「大頭仔天空」握法
(註: 動畫片名稱)