fitness fail stories from you guys.

健身減重失敗的故事

This first one is from @TuckerSolteszta.

第一則來自 @TuckerSolteszta

He says

他說

My friend's dad bought a treadmill and told me, "It's just for show when guests come over."

我友人的爸爸買了跑步機，告訴我說：「這台只是要秀給客人看的。」

What?

有事 ?

This one's from @NikkiNombre.

這則來自 @NikkiNombre

She says

她說

I bought the TRX suspension training system from the TRX website.

我在 TRX 官網上買了吊掛訓練器

It was the only time my credit card company has ever contacted me with a potential fraud alert.

這還是第一次有信用卡公司聯繫我有盜刷的可能

"Uh, this can't be right.''

「不對喔 !」

''You would never order something like this, would you?"

「您不可能訂購此類商品，對吧？」

-"You got a lot of Dunkin' on here."

「您訂購了好多 Dunkin' 甜甜圈。」

This one's from @zgholloway.

這則來自@zgholloway

He says

他說

On a recent trip to the gym, I dropped the bar and hit myself in the face while benching.

上次去健身房時，坐板凳時一根桿子沒放好，直接砸在我的臉上

No one came to help, so I had to roll the bar down my entire body until I got to a point where I could lift it off myself.

沒人幫我，我只好自己滾，滾到身體某個地方我才把桿子舉起來

The old steamroller moves.

蒸氣壓路車，壓好壓滿

This one's from @jeanneredden.

這則來自 @jeanneredden

She said

她說

I couldn't afford a personal trainer so I followed a lady and her trainer around the circuit.

我負擔不起私人教練，所以就一路跟這一位小姐和她的教練

She asked, "Are you copying me?" I answered, "Are you copying me?"

結果她問我：「你在學我嗎 ?」我回答：「妳在學我嗎 ?」

It's a standoff.

剛好抵銷

This one's from @pascuamy.

這則來自 @pascuamy

She says

她說

My husband once tried to follow the "Body For Life" diet.

我老公曾試過「Body for Life」的瘦身計畫

Day 1, I saw him eating cookies and I commented that it wasn't his "free day."

才第一天，我就看到他在嗑餅乾，我就唸他啦，「自由日」根本還沒到好嗎？

He explained that he'd decided to break his free day up into small chunks of time.

他說，他決定要把他的自由日分成好幾個小時段用了

Hour here.

時間到囉！

Hour there.

等等時間又到囉！

I'll do three hours now of free time.

我把空的三小時拿來這裡

Yeah, I'm gonna eat this pizza here.

我要在這裡吃披薩

And then I've got 21 more hours left.

還有 21 個小時可以用

Every week, baby

每個禮拜喔，親愛的

This one's from @laurabutler81. She says...

這則來自 @laurabutler81。她說

I was on the treadmill and wanted to take my sweater off, so I tried to do it while running.

我在跑步機上，想要順便脫毛衣，所以就一邊跑一邊脫

I ended up with it stuck over my head, arms in the air, unable to stop running.

結果毛衣卡在我的頭上，手臂舉在空中，跑步機停不下來

"Somebody stop and help me! Somebody help me!"

「誰來按停，救救我！誰快來救救我！」

"It's just for show."

「只是一場秀。」

"It's just for show."

「只是一場秀」

This last one's from @debraweber5.

最後一則來自 @debraweber5

She said...

她說

My sister bought a NordicTrack. It sat there so long and lonely that her kids renamed it "Ignordic Track."

我姊/妹買了台維京跑步機，放在一旁當骨董積灰塵，她的小孩把這台叫做「圍巾」跑步機

There you go.

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