but then there's the Kellogg hills.

但還有凱洛格山。

- That's up in Pasada.

- 那是在帕薩達。

- [Curly hair girl] Walking down the street.

- [捲髮女孩]走在街上。

What if our arms were just one, fleshy loop.

如果我們的手臂只是一個，肉乎乎的環。

That would be so weird.

那就太奇怪了。

- We should try and find someone that would know. - Oh, right there.

- 我們應該試著找一個知道的人。- 哦，就在那裡。

- [Curly hair girl] Who are these people?

- [捲髮女孩]這些人是誰？

- [Guy] Let's speak with her. - [Straight hair girl] Hi.

- 讓我們和她談談。- [直髮女孩]嗨。

- [Straight hair girl] Hi. - [Guy] Hey there.

- [直髮女孩]嗨 嗨。

- I'm so sorry.

- 我很抱歉

We're actually visiting from Canada,

其實我們是從加拿大來的。

and we're a bit lost.

我們就有點迷茫了。

- Yeah, uh, would it be too much to ask you for directions?

- 是啊，呃，它會是太多了 問你的方向？

- No, ask away.

- 不，問走。

- [Guy] Thank you, great.

- [Guy]謝謝你，太好了。

- Well, we actually forgot the name of the spot, eh.

- 好吧，我們居然忘了這個地方的名字，嗯。

- [Curly hair girl] Crap, crap, crap, crap.

- [捲髮女孩]廢話，廢話，廢話，廢話。

I don't know where anything is.

我不知道哪裡有什麼。

I need directions just to get home from work every day.

我每天下班回家就需要指路。

Why did I say yes?

我為什麼要答應？

Could have easily said, "Nope, sorry."

本來可以很輕鬆的說 "不，對不起"

Why do I need to be liked?

我為什麼要被人喜歡？

- There's like a big statue with wings.

- 就像一個長著翅膀的大雕像。

- [Curly hair girl] Statue with wings.

- [捲髮女孩]帶翅膀的雕像。

That sounds familiar.

這聽起來很熟悉。

I think I, I think I do know where this is.

我想我，我想我確實知道這是哪裡。

Wow, I'm gonna save these innocent fools' vacation.

哇，我要為這些無辜的傻瓜省下假期。

(sound of wind blowing)

（風聲）

- Are you okay?

- 你還好嗎？

- Yes, sorry, sorry.

- 是的，對不起，對不起。

Um, yeah, I totally, I totally know where that is actually.

嗯，是的，我完全，我完全知道在哪裡，其實。

- [Both Canadians] Oh, great.

- [兩個加拿大人]哦，太好了。

- You're gonna go ten blocks straight.

- 你要直走10個街區

You're gonna go four blocks, four blocks left,

你要去四個街區，剩下四個街區。

and then three blocks right and it's gonna be,

然後三個街區的權利，它會是，

it's gonna be right there.

它的會是在那裡。

- Oh wonderful - Thanks so much.

- 哦，太好了--非常感謝。

Okay, ten straight...

好吧，十連...

Okay, cool.

好吧，酷。

Have fun, have fun in America.

玩得開心，在美國玩得開心。

- [Guy] Thank you.

- [Guy]謝謝你。

- [Curly hair girl] Crazy Canadians.

- [捲髮女孩] 瘋狂的加拿大人。

- [Guy] Thank you.

- [Guy]謝謝你。

- [Curly hair girl] Wait, that statue doesn't have wings.

- 等等，那個雕像沒有翅膀。

Oh no, I gave them the wrong directions.

哦，不，我給了他們錯誤的方向。

They're gonna be so lost, wandering for days.

他們會迷失方向，徘徊好幾天。

Maybe I can fix this.

也許我可以解決這個問題。

(triumphant music)

(凱歌)

- Picnic on some fancy grass.

- 在一些漂亮的草地上野餐。

- You guys, you guys, I'm sorry.

- 你們，你們，我很抱歉。

I don't know where that thing is.

我不知道那東西在哪裡。

I lied.

我撒謊了

- We appreciate your honesty.

- 我們感謝你的誠實。

- Hey, do wanna be our best friend?

- 嘿，想成為我們最好的朋友嗎？

- Yes, I do!

- 是的，我有！

Eh, I'm sure they'll be fine.

嗯，我相信他們會沒事的。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)