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  • Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite #WhyIQuit stories from you guys.

    現在我要來分享幾個我最愛的來自觀眾的「#我辭職的真正理由」的故事。

  • This first one's from @SoupyMcSoupFace.

    第一個來自 @SoupyMcSoupface.[笑聲]

  • He says, "My boss refused to correct my name badge which said 'Brain' instead of 'Brian.' He said, 'You're Brain now, so deal with it.'"

    他說:「我的老闆拒絕把名牌上的『Brain』更正為我的名字『Brian』,他說『你現在就叫 Brain (大腦),接受現實吧!』」[笑聲和掌聲]

  • Right. Okay, Brain?

    好呦。Brain (大腦),對吧?

  • Nope. Now I'm Soupy McSoupface.

    不對。我現在叫做 Soupy McSoupface。

  • Yeah.

    好喔。

  • I'll show...I'll show him. I'll show him, yeah.

    我會秀...我會秀給他看!我會秀給他看!沒錯。[笑聲]

  • "You call me Brain, man?"

    「你叫我大腦?」

  • "You can't call me Brain at all, man." "Call me Soupy McSoupface."

    「你不能叫我大腦。」「叫我 Soupy McSoupface。」

  • This one is from @toshoonly.

    這個故事來自 @toshoonly。

  • Toshoonly.

    Toshoonly。

  • "To" like t-o.

    「To」就是 t-o。

  • Like "too shoon"?

    就像「太 shoon 」?

  • Toshoon.

    Toshoon。

  • It's been too shoon. Too shoon. Too soon.

    這太 shoon 了。太 shoon了吧。太 soon。[笑聲]

  • Toshoonly. She says, "My boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floors every night so there would be fewer footprints."

    Toshoonly。她說:「每天晚上拖完地後,我的老闆要我背著他走,這樣腳印就會比較少。」[笑聲和掌聲]

  • What?!

    什麼?!

  • Giddy-up! Giddy-up!

    駕!駕!

  • Let's go! Come on! Come on, Brain!

    出發了!快一點!快一點,大腦!

  • What in the world? "Come on, Brain!"

    這到底是怎麼回事?「快一點,大腦!」

  • "Don't be slippin' on that wet floor! Piso mojado!"

    「別在濕地板上滑倒!小心地面濕滑!」[笑聲]

  • This one's from @bren_nancarrow.

    這個故事來自 @brennancarrow。

  • She says, "I babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, 'You're next.' After the fourth time, I gave my two weeks notice."

    她說:「我當保姆照顧這個孩子,他一直指著我說:『下一個就是妳。』,第四次之後,我就提出辭呈了。」[笑聲和掌聲]

  • You're next.

    下一個就是妳。

  • You're next.

    [低沉的嗓音] 下一個就是妳。

  • Redrum, Mrs. Torrance.

    [粗啞的嗓音] Redrum,Torrance 夫人 (電影《鬼店》台詞)[笑聲]

  • This one's from @KSchmooze.

    這個故事來自 @kschmooze。[笑聲]

  • That's her real last name. Yeah, that's her last name.

    這真的是她的姓氏。是啊,那是她的姓氏。

  • Yeah, Schmooze. Kathryn Schmooze.

    沒錯,Schmooze。Kathryn Schmooze。

  • Kathryn Schmooze.

    Kathryn Schmooze。[笑聲]

  • She says, "My old job had a phone in the restroom. Our boss would call it if he thought you'd been in there too long."

    她說:「我以前工作地方的洗手間裡有電話。如果老闆認為你在裡面待太久,他會打電話給你。」

  • Oh! Come on, man.

    噢!天啊,拜託。

  • That's not good. What? Come on, dude.

    這樣不好吧。什麼?太誇張了啦。

  • Come on, man.

    太誇張了。

  • This one's from @Johnathan_Young_.

    這個故事來自 Johnathan_Young_。

  • He said, "My boss asked if I had a knife to open a box. I gave her one. I was later written up for having a knife at work."

    他說:「老闆問我是否有一把小刀來打開箱子。我拿給她之後,我被要求寫報告為什麼會帶小刀來工作。」

  • Come on. That's entrapment!

    拜託。那是一個圈套!

  • Come on, that's catch-22.

    這簡直是第 22 條軍規 (進退兩難的局面)。[笑聲]

  • Hey, Brain, you got a knife?

    嘿,大腦,你有小刀嗎?

  • Yeah, yeah, Brain.

    對啊,大腦。

  • This one's from @YZracer81.

    這個故事來自 @yzracer81。

  • He says, "I made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. At the end of the conversation he made me say, 'I've been a bad boy.'"

    他說:「我在工作中犯了錯,老闆叫我起來並嚴厲責備我。談話結束時,他要我說『我壞壞不乖』。」

  • I don't...I don't know.

    我不...我不懂。

  • That wasn't about work.

    這跟工作無關吧。[笑聲]

  • I don't know, man. Yeah.

    我真的不懂耶!對啊。

  • This one is from @CaptainHarris1.

    這個故事來自 @Captainharris1。

  • He says, "I worked at a convenience store for one day. I quit when I saw the instructions for 'what to do when you get robbed.' Not 'if' - 'WHEN.'"

    他說:「我在便利商店只工作一天。我看到『當你被搶劫時該怎麼辦』的指示就辭職不幹了。上面寫的不是『如果』,而是『當你被搶劫時』。」

  • This place gets robbed?

    這個地方經常發生搶劫?

  • A lot. I'm getting out of here.

    很常。我要離開這裡。[掌聲]

  • Last one's from @verambassi.

    最後一個來自 @verambassi。

  • She says, "Instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, I typed 1111 and couldn't make the printer stop. I left before they finished."

    她說:「我列印時沒有按數字 1 的按鈕,而是打出 1111 且又關不掉印表機。在列印結束前我就離開了。」

  • I'm taking off. There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

    我要離開了。懂了吧。那些就是「今夜秀」的#分享。

  • To check out more of our favorites,

    想看更多我們的影片,

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

    前往 tonightshow.come/hastags 的網址連結。

Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite #WhyIQuit stories from you guys.

現在我要來分享幾個我最愛的來自觀眾的「#我辭職的真正理由」的故事。

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