Name: 2016年沒有新的Mikes (No New Mikes In 2016)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:51:47.000Z
Duration: 2 min 36 s
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Hi, my name is Mike Trapp and I have a special message for expecting parents everywhere.

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It is an indisputable fact that there are a fuckton of Michaels out there.

That's more than all the Zachs, Pats, Grants, and Siobhans combined.

If you took all the Mikes in the U.S and lined them up end-to-end,

they would stretch from New York City to Rome, and most of them would drown.

Now, you may be wondering if there's REALLY that many Mikes.

Well, all you have to do is look in your phone.

Can you believe how many Mikes there are?!

And how many old contacts you have that you should delete?

"Who cares, I'm still gonna name my kid Mike."

There's so many Michaels that no one will EVER call him that.

When you name your kid Michael, you're really naming him

"Mikey-B" or "Fat Mike" or whatever your name happens to be.

There are so many Michaels that there are already two incredibly famous Michael Jordans.

And look at this! All these actors are in Boardwalk Empire.

It's also the name of a John Travolta movie, a national craft store chain, and a hard lemonade.

And we've been making this mistake for ages.

It was the number one male name from 1954 to 1998.

The only things from the nineteen fifties that are still that popular

Are rock n roll, the Tonight Show, and racism.

Let's make 2016 the year of No New Mikes.

You can name your child anything you want!

Or even Nichael, which is different, but it sounds very similar.

I thank you, and the following people thank you.

If you want to watch more videos, click here.

And if you want to investigate the ~spooky~ old McCreary house even though your mom warned you not to, turn to page 87.

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