-I'm gonna ask you for some silly words --

nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera --

and as we do that, they'll be written on the cue cards,

and then, we're gonna act out a very dramatic Mad Lib scene.

-Okay. -Very dramatic.

I mean, have you seen my work? -I have, I have.

-Really, very, yeah. -It's excellent.

-Thank you. -You won a Grammy.

-Yeah, I did win a Grammy for my acting.

For my acting. Thank you.

[ Laughs ] All right, here we go. Ready?

-Yes. -Name of a cute puppy.

-Uh, uh, My Little Cookie.

[ Laughter ]

-That actually is cute. -Yeah.

-My Little Cookie. -Okay.

-A silly word. -Uh...

What? [ Laughter ]

Pollywog. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Adjective. -Amazing.

-A plural type of profession. -Plural type of profession?

-Plural, it's even hard to say. -Okay.

Plural type of profession. How about sanitation engineers?

[ Laughter ]

-What?

Okay. -I don't know.

-The cue-card guy's going, "Are you kidding me?"

Type of '80s technology?

-Walkman. -Oh, yeah.

-Isn't that '80s, right? -Yeah.

Loved my Walkman. -Yeah, loved that.

-Something you buy on eBay. -Sneakers.

[ Laughter ] Or vintage clothes.

Which do you look better?

-Vintage sneakers. -Vintage sneakers.

[ Laughter ]

-What you would shout if you saw a spider crawling up your leg.

-Uh...

-Ew! It's crawling up your leg!

-Come here, darling!

[ Laughter ]

What? -Come here what?

-Come here, darling. [ Laughter and applause ]

-"Come here, darling." Oh, my gosh.

[ Laughter ]

Type of relative. -Aunt.

-Aunt.

Woman's name. -Um, Ingrid.

-Ingrid. [ Laughter ]

Number.

-1,000,256.

[ Laughter ]

-Plural objects.

-Uh...

Sofas.

-Curse word a first-grader would use?

-Doodie-head.

[ Laughter ]

-It's classic. Classic.

-Classic.

-Fictional character.

-Um...

Uh, Huckleberry Finn. -Huckleberry Finn.

-Something you'd find in the kitchen.

-Knife.

-These are all good.

Give me another number.

-Seven. [ Laughter ]

-Celebrity name.

-How about...

Ingrid Bergman.

-All right. [ Laughter ]

-Ingrid -- I don't know. -Yeah, Ingrid Bergman.

A verb ending in -ing.

-Running.

-Another adjective.

-Uh...

Humongous.

-These are good words. Plural animals.

-Lemmings. [ Laughter ]

-That's fantastic, dude.

Lemmings. What?

A verb ending in -ing. Another one.

-A verb ending in -ing. -You said running already.

-Yeah, I said running.

Give me another verb like what? -Kissing.

-Yeah, kissing, kissing, there you go.

Thank you. Thank you.

-Favorite song lyric.

-Favorite song -- I don't know.

Uh...

[ Laughter ]

-Poopy-di-scoop. -Poopy-di-scoop?

-Poopy-di-scoop. -Is that a lyric?

-Yeah, it's a lyric. Yeah, it is.

-Poopy-di-scoop. All right.

Yeah. Thank you.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-It's good. -Good.

-Okay. All right.

We've filled out the words for our scene.

Are you ready to perform? -Let's do it, man.

-Let's do this. Here we go.

-Let's do this. Let's go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Both laugh ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

-Good evening... My Little Cookie.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

Special Director Pollywog. It's good to see you again.

-I'm here with your next mission.

A criminal organization of the world's

most amazing sanitation engineers

hacked into the government's Walkman,

stealing their top-secret report on vintage sneakers.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

-Come here, darling.

[ Laughter ]

-I understand your reaction.

The group also kidnapped your Aunt Ingrid

and is holding her for a ransom of 1,000,256 sofas.

[ Laughter ]

-Where the doodie-head are we gonna get 1,000,256 sofas?

-I don't know, but we have to move fast.

-I have a plan.

I'll meet up with the group disguising as myself --

disguising myself as Huckleberry Finn.

Jesus...

[ Laughter ]

-So far -- So far, I'm on board.

-If they attack, I'll fight back with a knife.

[ Laughter ]

-Great.

This disk contains sensitive information that might help.

-What's on this disk?

-Seven photos of Ingrid Bergman running.

[ Laughter ]

-Come here, darling.

[ Laughter ]

I've already contacted my team of highly humongous lemmings.

[ Laughter ]

-You're the best agent we have.

How do you prepare for such tense missions?

-By waking up every morning, going up on the roof,

and kissing and by repeating my own personal mantra --

poopy-di-scoop, poopy-di-scoop.

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

-And scene! -And scene.

-And scene!

My thanks to Tom Cruise right there!

We'll be right back with Parker Posey!

Tom Cruise! [ Laughing ]