Step 1: Get vanilla ice cream.

步驟 1：準備香草冰淇淋

Step 2: Find a weird ingredient.

步驟 2：找奇怪的食材

Step 3: Mix 'em up.

步驟 3：攪拌混和

Step 4: Taste

步驟 4：嚐味道

Nacho Cheese Doritos.

起司玉米片。

Two junk foods that are great for stoned people.

兩樣嗑嗨的人喜歡的垃圾食物。

It looks like cat food.

看起來像貓糧。

Whoa.

哇！

I hated it, but now I kind of want more.

我不愛，但又有點想再來一些。

The texture is an abomination, but the flavor is great.

口感讓人作噁，但口味還不賴。

I like Doritos and I like ice cream, but I do not think they should be together.

我喜歡多力多滋，也喜歡冰淇淋，但我不認為它們該配在一起。

I kind of love it actually.

我其實挺喜歡的。

It's kind of exactly what you think it tastes like, which is garbage.

跟想像的味道差不多，就是垃圾。

Smoked salmon and cream cheese.

煙燻鮭魚和奶油乳酪。

Is this even legal?

這真的合法嗎？

Smoked salmon and cream cheese ice cream.

煙燻鮭魚和奶油乳酪冰淇淋。

It kind of tastes good.

味道其實不錯。

That's very fishy.

魚味很重。

Smells really weird.

聞起來很怪。

I'm not kidding. That's not bad.

沒在開玩笑，這不賴！

That's not terrible. Yeah, I could eat that.

不會很糟。對，我可以接受。

I didn't like that salmon.

我不喜歡這個鮭魚。

No.

不行。

Yes. (Winner!!!)

可以。（好評！）

Bagel Bites.

貝果小披薩。

Probably not kosher.

這可能不是猶太潔食。

Bagel bite ice cream.

貝果小披薩冰淇淋。

Can I have some carbs with those carbs?

碳水化合物佐碳水化合物。

Bagel Bites kind of have a pretzelly dough.

貝果小披薩有點蝴蝶餅麵團的口感。

And you can really taste that here.

完全嚐得出來那個味道。

It's amazing.

真驚奇。

I'm not getting any of the cheese.

完全沒有起司味。

It's just like bread and ice cream.

就只是麵包和冰淇淋。

No.

不行。

You think it's gonna be horrible, and it is.

你以為這會很糟，結果確實很糟。

It's pretty horrible.

真的滿可怕的。

Ramen and Sriracha.

泡麵和泰式辣椒醬。

This is a mess.

這真是一團糟。

Now it's a hot mess.

現在辣成一團。

Sriracha ramen ice cream.

辣椒醬泡麵冰淇淋。

Nah.

無法。

I don't think that I like noodles in an ice cream.

我不喜歡冰淇淋裡面有麵。

It's creamy. It's spicy and there's ramen in it.

滑順綿密、辣辣的，而且裡面有泡麵。

It kind of tastes good.

嚐起來好像有點不錯。

I don't know how to react to this.

我不知要如何反應。

My taste buds are just like all over the place right now.

我的味蕾已經忙不過來了。

I would eat a small thing of this, yes.

這我或許可以吃一小份，可以。

This is a no.

這不行。

Yes.

可以。

No.

不。

No. (Fail)

不。（失敗）

Corn + M&Ms.

玉米加 M&Ms 巧克力。

Taste the rainbow.

嚐嚐彩虹的味道。

Oops, wrong candy.

哎呀！搞錯糖果了。 (註：前一句為彩虹糖廣告標語)

Corn and M&Ms.

玉米和 M&Ms 巧克力。

I'm gonna keep an open mind, but this looks like a nightmare.

我會不持任何偏見，但這看起來像場噩夢。

I don't like it. Oh, wait.

我不喜歡。喔，等等。

I like it.

我喜歡。

I guess it's like cream corn. That's a thing, right?

我覺得像鮮奶油玉米，有這種食物，對吧？

(There's) a lot going on in this one.

味道很複雜。

It's so strange. It actually tastes good.

好奇怪，這竟然很好吃。

Yes?

可以？

Pass.

跳過。

Sort of a yes.

算是可以。

It's kind of perfect.

這挺完美的！