-Shut up!

-I'm gonna be late for my flight if I don't go right now.

-All right, have fun in France, man.

-Oh, by the way,

my French cousin's staying over while I'm gone.

-What?

-Yeah, his name's Pierre. Bye!

-[gruff voice]: 'Sup, brother?

-Pierre?

-The one and only, brother.

-You don't look very French.

-You gettin' racist on me, brother?

-No, no, I guess I've just never seen

a real French person before.

-Ha-ha, well, we're a fun bunch.

Up high!

Down low.

Uh... uh... we should go inside like right now, brother.

-We got you now.

-(Pierre) Macho, macho man

I want to be... [Nyan Cat ringtone plays]

-Hello?

-Hey man, how's Pierre?

-Uh, he looks and talks like Hulk Hogan.

-Well, duh, they all do.

Have you never seen a real French person before?

-Well, I guess not,

but, okay, not that there's anything wrong with it,

but is Pierre gay?

-Anthony, not all French men are gay.

That sounds a little bit racist.

-Okay, well, earlier today,

he was doing some really questionable things.

This is the living room,

and I'll show you--

Why are you holding my hand?

-Why would I not?

-Not gay!

-What?

-Not gay!

-What are you doing?

-Looking at gay porn.

-Not g-- okay, that might be a little gay.

-Anthony, you can't be so racist.

Just because his culture is different

it doesn't mean you can spread lies about his sexual orientation.

-He was looking at gay porn.

-And who doesn't from time to time?

-True.

-Dude, I gotta go.

I've been looking for French fries for the past five hours

and I can't find them anywhere.

-(Pierre) I want to be... [knock on door]

-(Anthony) Hey Pierre, are these your friends?

They look like Richard Simmons.

-You idiot, that's the Italian mafia.

-What the hell are they doing here?

-I have a lot of gambling debt.

I just can't say no to naked Twister.

-Okay, it's time to eat s--t and die, sillies!

-Yeah!

You've messed with the wrong Italians, Pierre.

-I'm so scared right now.

Hold me.

-What? No.

-There you are, you little silly,

now it's time to die!

-Any last words, you cute little butt-heads?

-Yeah, why are you guys acting like Richard Simmons?

-Uh, oh no he did not just say that.

-What the hell, man?

All Italians are like that.

-[stammers]: But, I thought they were like,

"It's a spicy meat-a-ball-a."

-Oh! I can't listen to this racist little prick anymore.

-Enjoy being racist!

And gay!

-You're gay? Eww!

-Well, that was a quick flight.

Oh, I'd like you guys to meet my new friends from Japan.

[rock and roll music plays]

-Oh great, let me guess,

all Japanese people look and dress like Elvis, right?

-Uh, no. We just got back from an Elvis convention.

-[speaks Japanese]:

-F--king racist!

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and I'll put some pants on...

Captioned by SpongeSebastian

...brother.