字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 >> PRIEST: We are gathered here today for this crazy Latino couple. Lele Pons, do you take TonioSkits to hold and to cherish forever? I mean every day. You wake up, you go to sleep. This is you every day. Forever. Forever! >> LELE PONS: Can I think? [MUFFLED CONVERSATIONS] Baby! Baby! What do you think? >> GIRLS: Oh my God look at her in that dress! She looks so cute! >> TONIOSKITS: You look fat! [GUYS LAUGHING] [GIRLS YELLING AT GUYS] [GUYS MOCKING GIRLS] [GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING] >> TONIOSKITS: Speak English! >> LELE PONS: I told you he doesn't love me! >> TONIOSKITS: Whatever, I'll just pay her bills. [GUYS LAUGHING] >> LELE PONS: Seriously? >> KATHERINE LUCIA: Oh my God. >> GIRL 1: What? >> KATHERINE LUCIA: Look at what he's doing. >> GIRL 2: He's cheating on you! >> GIRL 1: You better go get him! Go get him! Go get him! >> LELE PONS: Hello? >> TONIOSKITS: What? Hold on, hold on. Hold up. >> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me? >> TONIOSKITS: I'm talking with my friends. Maybe you too fat to understand. Eat a protein shake! You know what? There's a protein shake there for you. >> GUY: Watch it. >> LELE PONS: What? Babe. >> TONIOSKITS: Huh? >> LELE PONS: He just hit me. Are you not going to protect me? >> TONIOSKITS: Aw baby, you know I'll always be a fan of you. I'm just fixing the new TV. You know I love you baby. >> LELE PONS: Aw, I love you too. >> TONIOSKITS: [BLEEP] >> LELE PONS: I do. >> PRIEST: Are you sure about that? >> LELE PONS: The baby, the baby. Can you- >> TONIOSKITS: I don't speak English. You take care of it. [BABY CRYING] You gave birth to that baby. >> LELE PONS: Baby, can you get Juanita something to eat? >> TONIOSKITS: Didn't she eat last month? >> LELE PONS: Can you get me something to drink? >> TONIOSKITS: Here. >> LELE PONS: Whatever. >> TONIOSKITS: What do we call mommy? >> TONIOSKITS & MATEO: Stupid. [TONIOSKITS & MATEO LAUGHING] >> LELE PONS: I think I do. >> PRIEST: TONIOSKITS! Do you take Lele Pons... to hold and to cherish and- Do you want her every day? >> LELE PONS: Baby! How do I look? >> GIRLS: Oh my God! That's so cute! >> TONIOSKITS: You look amazing! >> LELE PONS: Did you just call me fat? >> TONIOSKITS: You look great! [LELE PONS YELLING AT TONIOSKITS] >> KATHERINA LUCIA: How dare you? [GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING] [LELE PONS ANG GUYS YELLING] >> GIRL 3: Hey, do you know where the restroom is? My friend really needs to pee. >> TONIOSKITS: I think it's that way. >> LELE PONS: That's what he gets. That-OH! Hey! Desgraciado! >> TONIOSKITS: Baby, no. >> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me with these [BLEEP]? Huh? I knew it. >> TONIOSKITS: They asked me for the bathroom. >> LELE PONS: You wanna know what? Hold on one second. >> OSCAR MIRANDA: Crazy! >> LELE PONS: Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Tonio! Are you going to defend me? >> TONIOSKITS: Mamí, I'm so sorry. I was trying to put the TV up. I didn't- >> LELE PONS: What? You're watching TV? Oh, I'm so sorry! One second. >> TONIOSKITS: You told me to put the TV up, you wanted to watch a movie! >> LELE PONS: Really? So you're gonna put the TV before me? Huh? You know what? [GUYS YELLING & GIRLS CHEERING] >> LELE PONS: What! >> TONIOSKITS: No. Yes! >> PRIEST: Listen, this is forever man. >> TONIOSKITS: No! Yes! >> PRIEST: Think about it. Think about it. [BABY CRYING] >> LELE PONS: Tonio! Get the baby! >> TONIOSKITS: I got her yesterday, the day before, last week. >> LELE PONS: Tonio! >> LELE PONS: Tonio! >> TONIOSKITS: Huh? >> LELE PONS: The baby's hungry! >> TONIOSKITS: It's in the microwave! >> LELE PONS: You don't do anything! >> TONIOSKITS: It's heating up! >> LELE PONS: She's thirsty! >> TONIOSKITS: Okay! >> LELE PONS: Come on! She's thirsty! Open it for me! You want- no. Mateo! What do we call daddy? >> LELE PONS & MATEO: Estúpido! [LELE PONS & MATEO LAUGHING] >> PRIEST: Does anyone here object? That's right. >> LELE PONS: Ton- TONIO! [EXIT MUSIC]
B1 中級 瘋狂的拉丁女友|萊勒-龐斯 (Crazy Latina Girlfriend | Lele Pons) 41 1 Mit IL 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字