Here we go. This first one's from @RickyP3rd.

開始吧。第一個來自 @RickyP3rd。

He says, "I took a girl to the movies for our first date. She leaned in for a kiss, so I leaned in too, but then I accidentally sneezed in her face."

他說：「第一次約會的時候我帶了一個女孩去看電影。她靠過來想要接吻，所以我也靠過去，但後來我不小心在她的臉上打噴嚏。」

- RickyP3rd... - Yeah.

- RickyP3rd... - 是啊。

This one's from @SweatyBetty.

這個故事來自 @SweatyBetty。

Well, there you go.

嗯，你知道原因了。

- No, that's not the reason. - Oh, I'm sorry.

- 不，那不是原因啦。- 噢，我很抱歉。

That's not the reason why she's single. No.

那才不是她單身的原因。不是。

She says, "I once walked into a guy's really messy apartment and said, 'Oh, cool! This is just like one of those places in the Febreze commercials.' "

她說：「我曾經走進一個男生很髒亂的公寓時說：『天啊！這簡直就像除臭噴霧廣告的地方。』

What?

什麼？

This one is from @tidewoddergirl.

這個故事來自 ＠tidewoddergirl。

She says, "I was on a GREAT blind date. When I returned from the restroom, I sat down and resumed talking. I got a confused look, then a voice behind me said, 'You're at the wrong table. I'm over here.' "

她說：「有次我去一個很棒的相親。我從洗手間回來後，坐下來繼續聊天，對方看我的眼神很怪，然後有個聲音從我背後傳來：『你坐錯位置了，我在這裡。』」

- I like this. - My eyes!

- 我喜歡這個故事。 - 我的眼睛！

This...

這……

This one's from @Keirstinyo.

這個故事來自 @Keirstinyo。

She says, "I once dated a girl who had the same name as my ex, but one time I accidentally slipped up and called her, 'New Brittany' to her face.' "

她說：「我曾經和一個跟我前任同名的女孩約會，但有次我不小心當著她的面叫她『新的 Brittany 』。」

- What? - "New Brittany".

- 什麼？ - 「新的 Brittany」。

The new...

- 這個新的……

- You're new Brittany. Oh, gosh. - Oops. You did it again.

- 你是新的 Brittany。噢，天啊 - 糟糕。又說出來了。

This one's from @ninjamandr1221.

這個故事來自 @ninjamandr1221。

He says, "Whenever I watch a movie, I turn my hoodie around and use it as a bowl for my popcorn."

他說：「每次我看電影的時候，我會把我的帽Ｔ轉過來，當作裝爆米花的碗。」

- That's kind of brilliant. - Genius.

- 這很聰明啊。 - 天才。

- That's kind of genius. - Yeah.

- 這簡直是天才。 - 對啊。

- God. - Like a trough.

- 天啊。 - 像一個飼料槽。

Yeah, I love it.

對啊，我喜歡。

- Yeah... - Yeah, exactly, yeah.

- 是啊... - 對，沒錯。

This one's from @itsShyyyyyyyyyy.

這個故事來自 ＠itsShyyyyyyyyyy。

She says, "A guy I liked said, 'Date?' and I immediately said, 'Yes!' He was asking me what day it was."

她說：「我喜歡的男生問我：『日期 (約會)？』，而我馬上回答：『好！』，結果他是在問我今天幾號。」

He's like, "No, do you have the date?"

他說：「不，你知道今天幾號嗎？」

- No... - Do you have the date?

- 不... - 你知道今天幾號嗎？

- Oh, God. - "Date". Oof.

- 噢，天啊。 - 「日期 (約會)」。哎呀。

This last one's from @GrandpaBerty.

最後一個故事來自 ＠GrandpaBerty。- 噢。

She says, "A boy picked me a flower once. I panicked and ate it."

- 她說：「曾經有一個男生送了一朵花給我。我驚慌失措地把花吃掉了。」

Oh, there you go. Oh, my God.

噢，哎呦喂呀。我的天啊。

Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

那些就是「＃今夜秀」的分享。

To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.come/hastags.

想要點閱更多我們的影片的話，前往 tonightshow.come/hastags 的網址連結。