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  • You're gonna workout or just take pictures. - Hey, I need a new tinder profile pic.

  • Girls don't swipe on Asians unless they have abs

  • Are my pecs uneven? - What are you talking about.

  • Yeah. Yeah, look. See, my nipples aren't aligned.

  • Oh sh*t, you're right.

  • 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:40,680 Hey, like what you see?

  • [gym noises]

  • Sorry, we're just really good friends. Ugh, you're that guy at the gym, man. - Don't be jealous.

  • Anyway, what's this I hear about you, uh, seeing a new girl? How come we don't know about it yet?

  • I don't know. I just, you know, wasn't sure where it was going at first and wanted to make sure I had the right intentions.

  • Right intentions? Bro, you think way too much all right. I once dated a girl just for her Amazon Prime account.

  • Anyways, the dating apps kind of left a bad taste in my mouth.

  • I didn't want to jump into something just for the sake of getting a win, you know?

  • Plus, she's... (ahh...)

  • 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:22,000 Imaginary? A flat earther? What? - No, she's black. Well half black half Japanese.

  • Oh, blasian! That's awesome dude. Wait, how'd you guys match? - Well, first of all, it wasn't on an app, okay.

  • It was through my cousin's dance classes. - Oh

  • Yeah, I was gonna ask. Since when do you ever even hang out with black people? - That's true...

  • Why don't we have black friends? - I mean we have some coworkers. Yeah, but we don't ever hang out with them.

  • Maybe we should. I mean, we're kind of in our own little bubble.

  • At the same time, is that so wrong?

  • I mean, I don't think groups of white people or black people feel guilty for only hanging out with themselves.

  • Why should we feel bad for having similar backgrounds and interests right? - I mean you never know.

  • Maybe there are groups that are thinking, "we need more Asian friends."

  • There should be an app for that.

  • Kind of like Tinder, but for groups of friends seeking diversity in their circles. It could be called Token.

  • No, Tokn. No E.

  • Not a bad idea.

  • Hey, so uh, when are we going to meet this girl?

  • I don't know. I think it's a little too early.

  • What you think we're gonna be weird or something? - I mean look how we treat Brett

  • Hey, we treat Brett the way we do because he's Brett, not because he's white.

  • Okay, maybe a little cause he's white.

  • Well speaking of white bring an option next time. This was really embarrassing.

  • Wait, you don't like matching gym selfies?

  • Okay Kaleena, so tell us: how did you know that Andrew first liked you?

  • I knew for sure he liked me when he came in my class the third time.

  • Okay what? - Yeah, all the other kids just get dropped off or picked up outside

  • You came into the studio to make small talk again.

  • So obvious.

  • Terrible. - That's like the real-life equivalent of sliding into the DMs.

  • I was checking out Richard, okay?

  • Ooh, yes.

  • [gasp] Oh my god, it is more beautiful than I remember. Wait, you know shaved ice?

  • Yeah

  • What you guys thought because I'm black I wouldn't know about shaved ice?

  • [collectively] Noo no no no

  • Okay, okay, but I have to ask: what did all of you think when Andrew said he was dating a black girl?

  • I thought it was great.

  • I'll admit it. I thought you had yellow fever.

  • I'm like this girl's got to be like a weeaboo or in a kpop or something.

  • Oh, weea... I don't know what that is, and I wouldn't say I'm into kpop, but I do think BTS is cool!

  • And if you ever want to learn one of their routines for me...

  • No, okay, please let's change the subject. - Okay

  • well, I was just shocked that Andrew even had the guts to ask you out in the first place.

  • You must be very special

  • Or he just watched Romeo Must Die one too many times.

  • [group laughs]

  • Okay, you wish you Aaliyah. - Oh so you think you're Jet Li? [laughing]

  • Such a good movie.

  • Hey, that was really fun, thanks for introducing me to your friends. - Yeah, of course

  • I actually was a little nervous at first because we like never hang out with anyone who's not Asian, but you did great.

  • Okay first, sad.

  • Second I'm still half. I got my Asian card. - Okay. Hey actually now that you've met my friends

  • When do you think I'll be meeting yours?

  • My friends. - Yeah

  • You really want to? - Are you embarrassed? - No, not at all. I mean they all know about you, so. - So...

  • why the hesitation?

  • Well, you literally just said you don't hang around anyone but Asians, and now you want to hang out with what, like five

  • thousand percent more black people than you hung out this whole entire year?

  • Okay, first of all, five thousand percent of zero is still zero, so your arguments flawed.

  • And I think you should have a little bit more faith in me and your friends. We might actually have a lot in common

  • Yeah, right.

  • Okay honestly,

  • Your doubt is kind of reinforcing the divide that innately exists between our two cultures and communities.

  • I mean just because I don't have any black friends, that's not a reason to keep us apart.

  • I mean shouldn't be taking every opportunity to

  • share and learn about each other's cultures?

  • Hmm, I like it when you talk all progressive like that. - Oh yeah? - Yeah.

  • How about um, representation matters.

  • Tax credits for renewable energy companies. - Yes. - Yeah.

  • Universal healthcare. [laughs]

  • Nice place.

  • Yeah. - It's okay, Gabby is your college friend.

  • Yeah, and she just finished... - Nursing school.

  • Nursing. Yeah. - Got it, I got.

  • All right.

  • Here we go. - You are tripping about this way more than you need to be Kalina. - Okay, sorry.

  • You ready?

  • Ready? Yes. I listened to J Cole's new album and I watched the latest episode of Love & Hip Hop, okay.

  • No, I'm not ready. Come on.

  • Ahhhhh, Dante! [greeting]

  • Andrew, this is my cousin. - Hi, I'm Dante. - Nice to meet you. - Boyfriend? - Yep. - Good luck with this one! - Shut up.

  • Anyway, let's go get some food.

  • Hey, how are you! Nice to see you! Gabby!

  • Kaleena!

  • Glad you can make it! - Of course, this is... - Andrew. Nice to finally meet you. You too! And also

  • congratulations on finishing your program! One of my good friends also did nursing so,

  • I know how hard it can be. - Aw, thank you!

  • I'm gonna go put these in the fridge. - Okay. See you in a minute.

  • So, um, I just want to give you a heads up,

  • Russ is here. - What? - I didn't invite him. Just heard about it. - Oh my god, you got to be kidding me

  • It's been like over half a year since you two broke up, right? He should be... - sending me drunk DMs every other week. Yeah

  • Oh sh*t.

  • Well, I'm here if you need anything. Thanks, I gotta go find Andrew.

  • Hey someone brought your favorite. - Hey, thanks. So can we go.

  • What we just got here why I know um, my ex-boyfriend is here and I just really don't want to deal with it right now.

  • Okay, um,

  • well, I mean, I'm cool with it, is he cool? - No, that's why I broke up.

  • I mean, yeah, I guess if you're that uncomfortable. Yeah, we can go... - Kaleena!

  • What's up! - Hey Russ.

  • What are you doing here?

  • Nice to see you too. - I was actually gonna leave. - Where, where we going?

  • I was actually gonna leave with my boyfriend, Andrew.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • You serious? What the hell's that supposed to mean?

  • Come on, let's get out of here so we can talk.

  • No. - Hey, man, you don't need to be like that.

  • No one's talking to me. - Don't talk to him like that.

  • That's cute. I need you to protect him? - Dude, what's your problem? - The f*ck you even doing here, man?

  • Someone order Chinese food? Got another delivery to make? God, you're just so f*cking immature.

  • This sh*t is the reason why I dumped your ass.

  • I was like that? - Yeah. - So you prefer this ching-chong dog eater?

  • Yo, what the f*ck?

  • You want to say something? Actually I do. Why do you think you can say racist sh*t to me?

  • What if I said racist insults to you? - You wanna try? - God, go home Russ.

  • No wait, I want to know why you feel like you can attack Asians. Like, we're both minorities.

  • Minorities?

  • You think we're the same? You think just cuz you date a black girl you can show up to a party all of a sudden?

  • You know what we go through? - That's not what I meant. I'm just saying why are you allowed to bring us down?

  • Bring you down? Nobody's bringing you down. No one's keeping you out of school. No one's putting you in jail.

  • Man, you don't even know what it's like to be at the bottom. And ya'll don't even say anything for us, man.

  • Asians are just like white people. y'all bring us down and you don't even realize it. Get the f*ck out of here.

  • Russ

  • Go

  • Home

  • Yeah, f*ck this shit.

  • I'm so sorry babe. He's just being an asshole.

  • Nah you're right, I probably shouldn't have come.

  • Let me just go say bye to a couple people and we can go.

  • Yeah, I'll be outside.

  • Andrew

  • Yeah

  • Hey, don't let what Russ said get to you, man. Okay, he was wrong for that.

  • You know, he has his reasons but uh, you know, he can't fight societal hate and ignorance with more hate and ignorance.

  • The thing is he's not wrong,

  • like I agree Asian people and black people have and continue to go through a lot of different struggles, but

  • that doesn't mean we can't be supportive of each other right? Like not all Asian

  • people are what he said. - And not all black people think like Russ.

  • The door is open whenever you're ready man

  • Hey, everything, okay? What are you feeling?

  • A lot of things: anger, confusion, guilt.

  • Why guilt?

  • That last thing he said, about Asians being part of the problem.

  • Kind of got me thinking like, am I one of those people?

  • We literally just joked about how many my friends were in a bubble.

  • It was not a joke.

  • Andrew

  • That's weird. These last couple months.

  • It's like I'm seeing for the first time how my life has been affected just by me being Asian

  • But I never questioned it. I never cared to.

  • I was comfortable.

  • But maybe that did more harm than good.

  • Well, you're here now and

  • you don't need to beat yourself up about it.

  • Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like I should do something though, right?

  • I think you already are.

  • You're talking about it and you're listening. We all need to listen to one another more.

  • And you're not doing this alone

  • And daughter. - Yes, yes. And daughter.

  • Stephanie. - Oh, Stephanie.

  • What's wrong with that?

  • Ma.

  • Um, yeah, but

  • Hey guys. Well, that's it! For now

  • at least. We obviously have a lot more story to tell but for now we're

  • so grateful that we were able to make this first season happen.

  • From over a year ago till now what a journey has been for

  • this idea. You know, from not wanting to wait for Hollywood and just take things into our own hands.

  • You guys allowed us to bring it to life and make our own opportunities

  • Thank you so much for tuning in each week or for buying the show

  • But now this is actually where things get really exciting. If you think the show and these stories

  • deserve another season, or perhaps a bigger

  • audience on a bigger platform,

  • We really need you guys to share with friends, leave comments,

  • post about it, so that we can show Hollywood that our community matters

  • We have so much more

  • we want to say through these characters because honestly this first season

  • just scratch the surface of where we want to take things.

  • We know that we left things open-ended and it's because we want to expand on a lot of these topics with more episodes.

  • But ultimately, viewership is what will would determine that just like a TV show.

  • So

  • Please

  • Help us

  • make some noise, break out of your bubble, and let us know if you want more of Yappie or shows like this from Wong Fu Productions.

  • Thank you so much for supporting, subscribe, and we'll see you next time!

You're gonna workout or just take pictures. - Hey, I need a new tinder profile pic.

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決賽 - Yappie - 第5集 (Finale - Yappie - Ep 5)

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    Amy.Lin 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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