I guess you better go in and get it.

我想你...最好快點進去拿寶石

This is a lake of acid lava.

這個是酸性熔岩池

I know crazy right?!

我知道，很誇張對吧?!

Well, hop on in and get that stone you need so bad.

那好，快點進去拿那顆你超想要的寶石吧

It's all the way at the bottom.

它在這深深的湖底裡呢

Bubbles

變成泡泡!

Crap! You and your stinking bubbles!

靠 ! 你跟你該死的泡泡 !

You lied to me again.

你又對我說謊了

What?! That's crazy.

什麼?! 你瘋了啦

You must have turned it to bubbles.

你一定也把寶石變成泡泡了吧

I mean I wouldn't lie to you.

我是說，我才不會說謊呢

Your sister will pay for this.

你妹會為此付出代價的

Oh my gosh Thanos! The sister has escaped!

我的天哪! 薩諾斯！妹妹已經逃走了

Dangit! You guys had one job!

搞屁阿!只做這個還做不好

This does not put a smile on my face.

這樣我怎麼笑得出來

Oh no! Why? Why would you do that?! Too soon!!!! Nooo!

不!為什麼?你為什麼要這麼做?! 太快了!!!!不不不不不!

Strange! You alright?

史傳奇! 你還好嗎?

I just went forward in time to see all the possible outcomes.

我剛剛去看了所有可能會發生的結果

Well how many do we win?

那我們贏了幾次?

Five.

五次

Oh yeah. You're much more of a Thanos.

的確 ，你看起來就是薩諾斯了

I take it Maw is dead then.

我猜烏木喉已經死了吧

At least he accomplished his mission.

至少他完成了他的任務

Cloak of levitation!

去吧!懸浮斗篷!

What is this?

這什麼鬼?

And sling ring. And cut!

發動懸戒 然後---切 !

Wow!

哇嗚 !

That was awesome!

那招太厲害了 !

Nice job Sherlock!

幹得好福爾摩斯!

Did we win already?!

我們已經贏了嗎 ?!

He is very strong!!

他...非常...強大!!

And... Baby Thanos!

變成 嬰兒吧!

Baby noises...

好了，我們可以殺掉他了

Okay now we can kill him.

我們不能殺他! 他現在只是個小寶寶!

We can't kill Thanos now! He's just a baby!

那誰要來照顧他?我們不能就這樣把他留在這裡!

Well who's gonna take care of him? We can't just leave him here!

嘿，親愛的 ! 還記得我跟你提過

Hey honey! Remember that dream I was

關於我想要有個小貝比的夢想嗎?

talking about having a baby?

跟我們的新兒子薩諾斯說聲 嗨 !

Say hello to our new son Thanos!

爸比比比比比!

Dadadadada!

別這樣! 這又不是我帶回家的東西裡最糟的

Oh come on! This is not the weirdest thing I've brought home before!

快點說你沒那麼做 !

Tell me you didn't do it!

我必須要...

I had to...

不!!你沒有!

No you didn't!

現場有誰能"高抬貴手"一下

Is there anyone else NOT using their hands at the moment

可以讓他閉嘴!!

that could shut him up!!

啊啊啊啊啊!!!!我要殺了你!!!

Thank you!

感謝 !

It's almost there! I've almost got it!

快了! 我快成功了!

The power of the gauntlet now rests on new shoulders.

感覺超帥OAO

Anything I yearn for is within my grasp.

現在手套的力量換我操控了

You know what I yearn for dear Thanos?

現在我渴望的任何東西都在我的掌控中

Oh dang.

你知道我想要對你怎樣嗎? 親愛的爸比

Revenge!

天哪

Sweet.

復仇 !

Okay I'm done!

讚啦

Dibs!

OK，我心願以了

Nonono! I don't think so!

我要了!

I'll be taking that, thanks.

不不不! 我不這麼認為!

This will be the end of Wakanda.

我會處理，謝了

Then it will be the noblest ending in history.

這將會是瓦甘達的末日

Don't worry everyone. I've got this!

那這也會是歷史上最高貴的犧牲

Mirror Dimension!

大家別擔心! 我來處理!

And gone!

鏡 次 元 !

Yes!

...消失吧!

Wong!

耶 !

THANOS!

王 !

I told you, you would die for that.

薩諾斯 !

You should have aimed for the head.

我告訴過你，你會付出代價

I know. I was thinking the exact same thing.

你應該...瞄準我的頭

But then I thought...

我知道，我也正在想同一件事

Naaaahhh!

但我又想到...

The arm is good.

Nahhh!

Oh poop.

切手臂就好

And so I defeated Thanos because I am truly awesome.

喔~~~煩餒

I have this amazing new axe.

所以我打敗了薩諾斯，因為我真的超神

The rabbit gave me a new eyeball from his buttocks.

我有這超炫新戰斧

And I'm the rightful king of Asgard.

小兔兔從屁股裡拿了新眼睛給我

Which is now Earth by the way. I forgot to mention that.

而我也是阿斯嘉的國王

So I suppose that makes me your new ruler...

就是現在的地球，我忘了先告訴你們

Sooo...

所以我想我昰你們新的統治者了

You're welcome!

所以...

What did he say?

不客氣!

Is he talking to the whole table, because I wasn't listening.

我的媽呀人也太多

Can you speak up!?

蝙蝠俠 : 他剛剛說了什麼 ?

I said I'm your new ruler!

火箭 : 他是在跟全桌的人說話嗎?我沒在聽

Yeah, Earth doesn't work like that I'm afraid.

戰爭機器 : 你可以再大聲點嗎?

Well, me and my new Infinity gauntlet beg to differ.

索爾 : 我說---我是你們的新統治者!

I will follow the majestic pirate angel man anywhere!

東尼 : 是喔...恐怕地球的領導方式不是這樣

Well I won't! Hey jerk face, my girlfriend died for your precious gauntlet!

但我和我的無限手套不同意

Oh, you mean this girlfriend?

我會一直跟隨著天使海盜陛下

Woah. Where am I?

我不會! 嘿混帳，我女友因為你的寶貝手套犧牲耶!

Awesome!

喔,你是指她嗎?

There is Gamora!!

哇喔.我在哪?

Okay! I take it back.

棒透了!

That Thor guy is pretty great.

哈!

Well you guys...

這就是葛摩拉!

We finally made it.

好吧!我收回前面的話

What an achievement right?

那個索爾超棒的

Look at us. Everyone's here!

美國隊長 : 大家

The Guardians...

我們終於做到了

Spider-man.

這真是一大成就對吧

Shuri even made a new Vision.

看看我們，大家都在這

Thank you Vibranium!

星際異攻隊們....

Yeah, everyone's here except Hawkeye. And the Netflix Avengers.

蜘蛛人...

And Antman.

舒莉甚至做了一個新幻視呢

My bad guys! Siri didn't know how to get to Wakanda!

感謝汎金屬~

Okay. Except those guys.

超人 : 對呀，除了鷹眼外大家都在

We're all here though!

還有Netflix的復仇者們

And we won the day!

別忘了蟻人

What are you talking about? We always win.

對不起各位! Siri不知道怎麼去瓦干達

This is like every summer for us!

好吧，除了那些人

Can you imagine if we actually lost?

我們都在這啊!

Laughing...

而且我們還贏了!

People would be emotionally scarred for life!

你在說什麼? 我們總是贏

I literally just became the King of Wakanda!

這像是我們每個夏天的度過方式

Well thanks to us... and mostly me...

你們敢想像如果我們真的輸嗎 ?

we didn't lose. Sooo...

等一下

A toast!

呵呵呵真好笑

Here's to the greatest team in the whole universe!

小蜘蛛 : 人們會因為這樣留下陰影耶

YEAH!!!!

我不久前才成為瓦干達國王耶

To vibranium!

恭喜我們，尤其是我

Vibranium! Yeah!

我們沒輸，所以....

And to a couple of tagalongs who are pretty awesome as well.

舉杯!

Here here! Yeah!

敬電影宇宙中最棒的團隊

Are you talking about us?

耶咿~~

I'm not a tag-along I was here first.

敬汎金屬

Yeah, if anything you guys are all my third wheel?

汎金屬讚啦

Do you know why?

敬兩位菜鳥

BECAUSE YOU'RE BATMAN!

你們也不差啦

Hehe!

耶

That's right.

ㄜ..你在說我們嗎?

Because I'm Batman.

我才不菜

I am Groot.

我先來這的耶

I'm Batman!

我也可以說你們是一群電燈泡

Wow.

想知道為什麼嗎?

I really thought that was gonna come back to me.

因為你是蝙蝠俠

He's a teenager. He doesn't care about anything right now.

嘿嘿 答對了

Well I guess I win then.

因為我是蝙蝠俠

Because I'm Batman.

我是格魯特

I'm Steve Rogers.

我是蝙蝠俠

Dangit!

哇勒 我以為你會接

Please stop.

格魯特現在是青少年

Hey! Remember when we had that Civil War?

他現在才不在乎其他事

And wanted to kill each other for nothing?

那算是我贏了

Hahahahaha!

00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:19,640 因為我是蝙蝠俠

I got paralyzed.

我是史蒂夫羅傑斯

We were all arrested.

靠北喔

Remember when Rhodes had a different face?

好了 停

Remember when Bruce had a different face?!

嘿 還記得內戰嗎?

Hey remember when Black Widow made me believe we had a future together?

大家不知道幹嘛互相殘殺?

Hahahaha, she did!!

(笑)

Burn!

我下肢癱瘓

Remember when I saved the world from Dormamu without any of you?

我們都被關了

Don't make us stories Strange!

記得戰爭機器變臉嗎? (換演員)

Hahahahahaha!

記得浩克也是換來的嗎?

I'm not making it up.

記得黑寡婦跟我的戀情嗎?

Remember when I killed Tony's parents?

講得我倆未來一片光明?

I'm still not 100% okay with that you one armed Jesus!

呵呵呵很會騙

I have two arms you- WAIT?!

記得我一個人從多瑪慕手中拯救世界嗎?

What?!

怪怪 別亂編了

Hahahah, I told you I'd get that arm!

真的啦...

Hahahahahaha!

記得我殺了東尼的爸媽嗎?

Silly rabbit, tricks are for wizards!

我還沒原諒你喔獨臂耶穌

Hahahaha!

我哪裡獨臂了!

Happy endings are so cheesy sometimes.

等等!?

Hey man. My name's Korg and this is my very good friend Meek.

我說過我會搞到你的手臂

We're gonna go to that jukebox over there and play some music.

小兔兔 奇異的人才搞把戲

Wanna come?

奇異博士: 說真的你們都不知道我死了幾次...

Sure, why not?

有時真的看膩快樂大結局了

And then I was all... Tank Missle!

嘿老兄 我叫寇格

Remember when Starlord used to be immortal?

這是我的好兄弟 米克

Remember when I was frozen?!

我要去點唱機那

Has anyone else been to the ancestral plane?

然後來點音樂

Anyone want to buy a robot arm?

要來嗎?

What about the spider-kid?

好啊

Does he need a robot arm?

(然後我就 反坦克飛彈~)

Oh I like this tune.

(記得星爵曾經永生不死嗎?)

It has a nice beat.

(記得我被冰封嗎?)

What did you just do?!?!?

(黑豹 : 有人去過祖靈的世界嗎?)

You lost?!?!?

(火箭 : 有人想要機器手臂嗎?)

I did.

(小蜘蛛要不要?)

Does that mean I won the bet?

(他需要機器手臂嗎?)

Woo hoo!

我喜歡這個調調

Guys?

這首節奏很讚

I feel... itchy. Like really weird.

(彈指)

Woah.

(彈指X2)

Curses!

你剛剛做了什麼!?

Oh no! This is different.

你輸了!?!?

Noooo!

是啊...

Something's happening-

那代表是我賭贏了

Gasp!

各位 我覺得癢癢的

On your feet old man.

逐漸母湯..

This is no place to-

(怕!)

Boss?

(詛咒~)

Oh NO!

喔不 怎麼會這樣

NO NO NOOOOO!

不~~~

Palpatine.

是不是發生什..

Are you happy now, Thanos?

(嚇)

I thought it was the only way.

老伯站好

Joker?

我們沒有餘地..

I don't feel so good.

老大..

I don't know what's - I don't-

喔不要...

I don't want-

不要!

I don't want to go!

不要!!!

I don't want to go!

白卜庭

Joker, PLEASE!

你開心了嗎?

It's okay Voldy.

薩諾斯

No seriously. I flaked away once before already. I don't want to go through that again.

我以為這是唯一的方法..

Maybe this will help.

小丑?

Stab!

我覺得不太舒服

Why did you do that?

我不知道我怎麼了

Because it's funny!

我不想

Do you see me laughing?

我不想死

Hehehe... oh man.

我不想死

I hate you guys.

小丑 拜託你

Watch out!

佛地 沒事啦

Make way!

不是啦 我以前灰飛煙滅過了

Where is it! Where is that blasted thing!

我不想再經歷一次

I"m going to regret this.

這或許能幫你

Heroes are so annoy-

(刺)

Hello everyone! I'm back!

你幹嘛這樣

Have I got a story for you!

因為很好玩啊!

I faked my own death again.

你看我有在笑嗎?

What is this?

哈哈哈

Where is everyone?

靠北喔