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D: Hi everybody! Today we're gonna be talking about relationships
D: I know, I know, I know-
S: -No you don't
D: Why can't we talk about something fun
D: But this will be fun! Because right now we're just about to listen to what Stephen has to say about relationships.
D: Go ahead, Stephen
S: Everything's terrible, everything sucks
S: Good night, everybody! That's the episode for today. Thanks for joining us. We'll see you next time
*group chuckling*
D: Hosuh, what do you think about relationships, like what are they even?
H: Okay, Daniel, so when there's a ma-
D: If I met a girl in high school, right?
H: Mm-hmm. D: We met on a date, and we're friends, and we even held hands, but we never really
D: officially said we were boyfriend and girlfriend-
H: Wait, in high school?!
D: Yeah, are we in a relationship? S: Of course? H: No wait YOU had this relationship? D: No, no this is just an example
H: I was like, "I didn't know about this"
H: You guys have never spoken to each other that you guys like each other, but you guys just held hands
D: We've held hands, we went on dates, we've done a lot of things, but it's never official
D: does that mean you never in a relationship or...? S: Yes, yea H: No.
S: Why?
H: Okay, I think yes in the sense that where you two like each other and you guys are good to go
H: Good job, *clapclap* but like I think you should at least say it out loud and confirm that both of you like each other.
D: You know, why Hosuh is saying this cuz cuz he has so many side chicks, he can't handle it.
*chuckling over Hosuh slamming his head in the background*
S: Honestly, the most awkward thing you could ever do is think that you're dating someone, and going
S: into a relationship, but then all of a sudden they're like, "What? I thought we were just friends."
D: So there's a lot of students in high school and even middle school or even elementary school
D: they they like someone but they can't get the courage to ask them out, like, what would be your recommendation to them
D: well, what would you say to them to help them
H: So usually,
H: when they're scared to ask someone out, it's because they think their friendships gonna be ruined if they ask them out
H: which is true.
S: WOW D: *laughs*
S: So blunt H: No, but I think it is true
H: once you ask someone out, it's so awkward to keep being friends with this person afterwards
H: I asked someone out and then they're like, they shut me down and then, I don't talk then more
*more group laughing*
S: Cut them out of your life you don't need that negativity
H: What if someone asked you out and you just wanted to be friends?
S: Wouldn't you want to know?
S: That's my idea behind it. Wouldn't you want to know what they would say you're sitting there?
S: just waiting, just being anxious about what they'll say, but don't you want to just go up there and say like,
S: "Hey, do you like me?"
S: Not that bluntly, but like
S: obviously, you can tell that I talked to so many girls I get more tail than a
S: Vulpix.
D: I do that thing. I do the
D: "compliment and make fun of" test.
S: "Hey, your boobs are nice"
D: "It's a test where you can do it, and afterwards, nothing will be awkward
D: but you can kind of tell how they take your compliments, right? What is this? I've never heard of this
H: What is this? I've never heard of this
D: It's called the "Daniel Strategy," okay?
H: "Daniel Strategy 101," let's hear it.
D: So let's say Stephens the girl-
S: *In a high-pitched voice* "Oh hello Daniel! I didn't know you swung this way! It's okay!"
D: "Hey Stephen man, your hair looks really beautiful today"- S: *still in the voice* "It always does, touch my body"
D: I mean it looked like shit yesterday, but I guess it looks good today...
*laughing at Stephen's impression of the female gender*
H: What (unintelligible) do you hang around with, Stephen? D: I don't - Stephen have you never talked to a girl?
S: *Finally, he's returned to normal* I can't do girl voices. That's why I just pitch it higher.
H: Okay, so what was the point of that Daniel?
D: So, it's called the push-and-pull effect, right. H: Kay.
D: You pull them in with the compliment like "hey, you look really beautiful today but I mean I'm a blind bat
D: so what would I know." It's kind of those things are like you you pull them in, but then you choke it off
D: so the compliment isn't awkward. If they like the joke more than the compliment,
D: there's a high chance. They don't like you
D: but if they like the compliment more than the joke, there's probably the chance that they like you
H: I don't know, that wasn't that wasn't a good joke, so... S: Obviously.
H: I'm pretty sure they'll take the compliment more...
S: Pessimist here. What are the only two outcomes of a relationship, marriage or otherwise?
D: Either death and divorce. S: Yeah, exactly
S: is the happiness worth the pain you feel at the end of it?
H: My uncle passed away, if I were to ask my aunt, "was it worth it?
H: Like was it worth the love or the effort you put in to it after he passed away?"
H: I know she was really sad afterwards, but I 100% think she'll say it was worth it.
H: I don't know what to say, I mea-
S: WELL I DO, Stephen loves himself
S: first and foremost, and every one of you out there should as well. You're gonna be living with yourself
S: for the longest. If you hate yourself,
S: that's gonna be the longest
S: 70-some years of your life. So it's honestly, love yourself first and foremost, then everyone comes second.
H: I have a question, what was the point of this video though?
*group "uhhh"*
H: What were we trying to...
D: I don't know. H: I think we should have narrowed it down at least
D: Yeah, like it should have been like breakups, ex, how to ask someone out.
H: Yeah, why didn't we do that?
D: Yeah, don't worry about it. It was fun. See you guys in the next video.
D: Bye!
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