Name: 日本公寓傻瓜指南 (Idiot's Guide to Japanese Apartments)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:48:16.000Z
Duration: 4 min 38 s

Do you know how to set up your apaatomento?

你知道如何設置好公寓裡的一切嗎？

Watch this easy guide, and I'll tell you how!

看看這個簡單的指南，我會告訴你怎麼做！

Ugh. Stupid foreigner can't even use a f****** bathroom.

呃，腦子不好使的外國人甚至連該死的浴室都不會用

歡迎來到嶄新的日式浴室 (basurumu，日文バスルム，浴室)

your tub, sink, and toilet will be all in same room.

你的浴缸、洗臉台跟廁所會在同一個空間

Why is there a mirror in here? Won't it just get foggy?

為什麼這裡會有鏡子？不會起霧嗎？

哈哈，老外啊 (gainjin-san，日文がいじんさん，外國人)

Buy kumoridome sponge and use on clean mirror.

只要買防霧海綿，並在乾淨的鏡子上擦拭過 (kumoridome，日文くもりどめ，防霧)

Now when mirror is foggy, just splash with water.

現在當鏡子起霧時，只要潑水上去

現在你洗澡的時候可以好好看清自己的身體了！

When you finish shower, you go in tub to relax.

當你沖完澡，你會泡進浴缸裡放鬆

They get really dirty and it's really hard to scrub clean.

浴缸會變得很髒而且真的很難刷乾淨

只有野蠻人才會在骯髒的浴缸洗澡

在日本我們每天晚上都會清洗浴缸

在日本我們每天晚上都會這麼做

It take 30 seconds and you will never have to scrub your tub again.

它只花你 30 秒，就能讓你以後不用再費力刷你的浴缸

instead of bathing with DEAD SKIN and OIL

你這傻子 (Shirobuta，日文白豚，白色的豬)

Or wait until later and use your remote panel in kitchen

或是稍等一下，在廚房使用遠端控制板

Won't stuff go down it and make it dirty under the tub?

不會有東西跑進去，讓浴缸下方變髒嗎？

難道妳不覺得我們是刻意設計的嗎？

you can take off the front panel to access inside for cleaning.

妳可以把前板拆掉，如此一來就能清洗浴缸內部

You must prevent your furniture from falling and killing you.

妳需要避免家具傾倒而且殺死妳

We have many product to make your apartment safe.

我們有許多產品讓妳的公寓更安全

For your tall furniture we have taishin poru

我們有防震支撐桿可以固定高的家具 (taishin poru，日文耐震ポール，防震支撐桿)

Simply stretch them to ceiling and tighten.

很容易就能伸高到天花板並旋緊

For heavy object that too short for poru,

比較重的東西，因為太矮不能用支撐桿

Now in earthquake your things be less broken

現在地震來時，妳的東西就不會損壞很多啦

嗚，我愛榻榻米！看起來真漂亮！

Do you even know how mendokusai is tatami?!

妳知道榻榻米有多麻煩嗎？(mendokusai ，日文面倒臭い，麻煩)

Tatami is made of dry igusa, which is like straw.

榻榻米是用乾藺草做的，一種像稻草的植物 (igusa，日文 い草，藺草)

Many apartment still have tatami. We use as bedroom.

許多公寓還有榻榻米，我們會用來當臥室

you must lay moisture sheet to prevent mold growing.

妳必須先鋪上防潮墊，防止黴菌孳生

If you spill on tatami like soy sauce or coffee,

如果妳把醬油或咖啡灑在榻榻米上

you must immediately absorb with flour to prevent staining.

妳要馬上灑麵粉吸收那些液體，以免染色

Hide stain by turning tatami upside down.

把榻榻米翻過來，讓汙漬藏在裡面

現在妳知道公寓的基本設置內容

I will teach you how to put up products for kitchen.

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日本公寓傻瓜指南 (Idiot's Guide to Japanese Apartments)

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