No I didn't, otherwise the yellow man would have said "foul"

Hey, that's got to be a foul! You kicked my face!

Shoot it!

You've broken the game!

Sorry

Hi guys, welcome to "Let's Play Games"

This week Rosie and I are playing Fifa 2015

Rosie, what do you know about football?

Right, nothing

Which football tournament is played on clay?

On clay?

Uh huh

On clay...

Yeah

Football tournament on clay...

The world cup

I'm in blue

Ugh that's my least favourite colour

Oh can I change...?

Right okay

Is there a pink one?

There's not a pink-

Why not? That's sexism

Men can wear pink

I've got the ball!

Yeah I know!

I've got the ball! Which way- How do I know where my own goal is?

You're going right!

Fuuuuuuck!

Let's go the other way

How do you tackle?!

How do you tackle?!

Rose, how do I know where my-

YES!

YES!

Right

I'm gonna beat someone up

Run, run...

...run, shoot, shoot...

Caught it. You never catch things

Are you stupid? You're red

You just shot an own goal

No, Rosie...

Are you stupid?

That's your goal...

You're red

No, I'm blue, you're red

Your goalie's red, I know it's confusing

Everything's small, it looks like tiny ants

Fuck off

They're not very fast

Fuck off!

How do I-?

Yes!

Yes!

Shit...

it's a foul

Oh shit, I got a yellow card

Shit!

Why does it say "friendly" when you clearly just fouled me?

Look, it's replaying it

What did you do?

You tripped me up on purpose!

You look like Niall from One Direction so...

I don't- I just don't understand how they can run so slow

Like I'm not being f- I'm not being a bitch but-

Run faster

Yeah, like, I thought you were professional atheletes

Yeah, they've got to go forty five minutes, am I right?

They can barely go a second

Oh, that was a good save though, did you see that? Right in the bottom corner there...

I wish you could go forty five minutes...

Why are they not- they're not very fast at running...

No, I know, Tomb Raider runs faster

Rosie, you just did a backwards kick, I was really impressed with that, actually

I can do a backwards kick in real life

Someone taught me once

What's tackle?

You'd think I'd be a lot better at this game-

Have you noticed I'm winning?

No- Rosie, how are you winning?! You haven't scored!

Is that me or you?

That's me! I'm blue!

Oh! That's why I'm not doing it!

I'm red!

Right, now get the fuck out of the way you bitch

Why do I keep kicking it the wrong wa-

I just threw it over the line!

Right, I kicked it over the line, you threw it back in and over the line again

I think I'm getting better

Genuinely

I think I was just out of breath before

Oh I hit the post!

I hit the post!

He's so angry about it!

Not being funny, he's paid millions...

It says Arsenal's got six and Chelsea's got zero-

Shots on target

-you've only got one- oh

Shots on target, yeah, yeah

What does that mean?

It means that I've got six shots on target

Pass it, you penis!

Come on, straight in! Straight in! Straight in!

Yes! It's in!

I did it! I scored! I scored!

Is that it?

Yes! Oh, it's half time

No, it's only half time

Do we get oranges?

Game: So we reach half time, 1-0 the score with Arsenal leading

Game: Chelsea ready and off and running...

Right, I know exactly what I'm doing

I've actually got a game plan now

Yes! You scored an own goal!

Oh my god!

*whispered* Rosie, that was you...

Oh...

What?

*sad piano music starts playing*

What?

I thought it was going towards the right goal...

Oh I thought I'd just scored a goal...

*the sound of Rose losing her shit*

Er, okay, why's my goal moved?

Is it 'cause of half time?

Do they swap sides?

No-one told me the rules

So I was like, "Yeah! I'll take it to the goal!"

I'm crying!

Oh my god...

*more of Rose losing her shit*

I'm really upset by that actually

Aww, no-one told me the rules about half time...

...and then I did an own goal and thought I was winning

Where the hell is sprint, no offence?

Like, why-

I know, like I said, I run faster in Tomb Raider and she's got massive tits

Uh, come on! Come on!

Fuuuuck!

So there you have it, that was Fifa 2015!

What do you think of the game?

Shit

Okay, so, will we be playing it again? I think we will

I think we can just practise a lot and get better

Maybe we can practise a lot

You're gonna have to practice a lot...

Yeah

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