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  • I am Conan O'Brien, and I ...

  • (audience cheers)

  • Good news.

  • (audience cheering and clapping)

  • I just want to say, good news ladies,

  • I am groot in the streets and I am baby groot in the sheets.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Wait, that's not good.

  • Yeah, well I don't really get,

  • I mean, I guess it's your cute Well anyway ...

  • in the sheets, but you know. Yeah I know, exactly.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Hey, Comic Con is in full swing.

  • All the big events are happening at Hall H,

  • that's the place to be, Hall H.

  • (audience cheers)

  • That is the place.

  • In case you're wondering, the H stands for,

  • holy shit, that's a long line.

  • (audience laughs)

  • (audience cheering and clapping)

  • Ah, a celebration.

  • I know.

  • There are a lot of great panels at Comic Con,

  • a lot of great panels.

  • (audience member screams) Uh yeah, thanks

  • for owing that concept.

  • (audience laughs)

  • The creators of West World held a Q&A today.

  • It's interesting, yeah. (audience cheers)

  • Yeah it was uh, yeah, it was just them asking the audience

  • can someone please tell us what the hell our show is about.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Please, some big idea.

  • [Andy] Yeah.

  • Yeah (laughing).

  • All the big stars are at Comic Con.

  • In fact, the cast of Game of Thrones

  • will be here tomorrow night.

  • (audience cheering and clapping)

  • Here's a tip, if you're coming and they offer you wine,

  • whatever you do, do not drink it.

  • (audience laughs) Don't drink the wine.

  • Speaking of Game of Thrones,

  • one of the big moments in the history of that series

  • is when Arya Stark is told a girl is no one.

  • (audience boos) Yeah.

  • Coincidentally, that's also the new slogan

  • for the Republican Party, they have that all worked out.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Hey, it very nicely works.

  • (audience cheering and clapping)

  • You gotta work a little politics into this thing.

  • (audience laughs)

  • [Andy] Yeah, yeah.

  • It can't all be a world of make-believe.

  • (audience laughs)

  • It is so great that all of you came to Comic Con

  • because this place is not cheap, it is not cheap.

  • I heard this, and I couldn't believe it,

  • the average cost to attend Comic Con is $1,603.

  • [Audience Member] What!

  • That's true, that's true, yeah.

  • So finally a chance to spend the money

  • you all saved by not going to prom.

  • (audience cheering and clapping)

  • How we doing, are we still friends?

  • Are we still friends? We still friends?

  • Yeah, (laughs) I love that, everyone's like

  • hey, oh we're getting a free pop figure, alright.

  • (audience laughs)

  • [Andy] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • (audience cheers)

  • Oh, oh, wait, or are you?

  • (audience laughs)

  • People in the crowd are like, "You better have one."

  • (audience laughs) (laughing) Yeah.

  • "That's the only reason we came to this piece of shit."

  • (audience laughs)

I am Conan O'Brien, and I ...

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