Bum bum (Starts to get aggressive) *Baseball tune*

Da da di do da dooo

SIMPSON >:(

CHARGE! >:D

I mean

Yes, sir

I just bought a new car

A nice foreign number

"The Lamborgatti Fasterossa"

A Lamborgatti Fasterossa :O

That's the car I think about when I make love with my wife!

Yeees *Mr Burns style*

I need you to pick up my car at the factory in Italy

And ship it directly back to meh

I'll save thousands in taxes ;D

YOU'RE SENDING ME TO ITALY? :DD

Yeeees

Can I take my family? :DD

Sureeee

Do I have to hang out with them? :I

It would be nice

OOOOOOHHH UGHHHHHH AHFUEHFWEFEFWEUOAHDE

AHHHHHHUFEIHFERLKH

Ohh

*Plane noises*

Hmpphh

HmppUHH

*Secret tv activates*

Hey, that guy in first class is taking a tv out of his armrest ;O

What's in you?

*Homer murders armrest*

Awh >:(

Bunch of stupid cables >:(

*Homer murdering the wires*

*Engine dies*

*Engine falling through the sky like a free bird*

*Engine assaults the ground*

HEYA BRANDIE

THE KIDS JUST GOT A NEW PLAYHOUSE

Cletus

You are the most wonderful husband and son I ever had

*Fancy Italian music*

*Plane lands*

What's with the Canadian flag on your backpack?

Whale....

Some people in Europe have the impression that America has made some stupid choices in the past

So.... Five years?

So for the next week, I'm from Canada

Ah, I think dad may blow your cover

THAT FLAG IS MINE!

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!

*Homer showing Italy Democracy and freedom*

SHOCK AND AWE, LOSERS

SHOCK AND AWE

You'ree Carah

She'sa coming off the assembly line

*Machine clips on that image thing*

*Other machine cleans the image thing*

(Perfecto)

This carah

Is the Oolitmate marriage of deisgn and technology

*Marge OOOHOHH*

Marriage ;D *Looks at Homer*

Now, we have to drive it straight to Rome

Where it'll be shipped to Mr Burns in Springfield

GEEEEEE

I wish we could explore a little more of Italy

Margeee :O

Are you encouraging MEE to be irresponsible?!

Why don't you encourage him to get us some health insurance

*Homer charges in* WHY YOU LITTLE

*Homer strangling Bart initiated*

*Bart calls for back up*

*Machine strangling Homer initiated*

*Bart calls for more back up*

*Machine activating door hitting skill*

*Homer losing fight*

FINISH HIM!

*Homer and Bart die*

So....

First time in Italy?

*Italian and car noises*

Waw

I've seen photos of this

But you can't really experience it until you're here!

A Mc Donald's where you can get booze!

*Homer drinks booze*

But, dad don't you wanna turn around and look at the tower? :D

Ehhh, there's a picture of it on my cup

*More Italian music*

When Mount Vesuvius erupted people were

overcome by volcanic ash so fast

That they were frozen in whatever position they were in at the moment of their death

Savages >:(

*Even more Italian music*

We've past the Ponte Vecchio bridge, three times

I think we're lostt

Let me check the navigation system

Says here we should turn left at a fat chick in a Toto

being fed by a midget

That's a DVD of a fallini movie

*Italian circus music*

I get it

The midget represents dwarfs!

DAD! CHEESE TRUCK!

*Cheese truck goes haywire*

*Family scream*

*GASP*

MOZZARELLA!

PARMIGIANO!

PROVOLONE!

PECORINO!

GORGONZOLA! (Chowder fans, anyone?)

Fontina!

Taleggio!

BOCCONCHINI! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Boconchini hitting car windshield*

*Car cleaning self*

*Family screaming*

MORTADELLA!

*Mortadella assassinates car*

Don't worry, we go the cheese insurance!

It doesn't cover Mortadella

NAAOOOOOO

*Family pushing car*

Stupid Italy

Wish you'd never been unified

By Victor Emmanuel the second (I think he said the name wrong)

If only it stayed a loose confederation of City States

Trading with each other and occasionally waring

Maybe there's a mechanic in this tusk in village

*Milking goat*

Hey, do you know anything about fixing sports cars?

Excusie?

IT'S A LAMBORGGATTI FASTEROSSA

XT5-50

WITH ABS SPORTS-TECH PACKAGE!

Ehhh

Americano?

AMERICANO?!

What the hell could that mean?!

Why can't you people learn to speak my language? >:(

I learnt to eat YOUR food >:(

*Old wise lady points*

*Speaks Italian*

Hey, she says the mayor speaks English

(Wait if Lisa could understand, why didn't she talk to her?)

I honor you and your country

*Homer grabs a mug from his magical pocket*

*GASPP*

KENTUCKY!?

IN ITALIAN THIS MEANS WHORE!!!!

*Old lady smacks Homer*

THE END