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  • Bum, bum, bum, bum *Baseball tune*

  • Bum bum (Starts to get aggressive) *Baseball tune*

  • Da da di do da dooo

  • SIMPSON >:(

  • CHARGE! >:D

  • I mean

  • Yes, sir

  • I just bought a new car

  • A nice foreign number

  • "The Lamborgatti Fasterossa"

  • A Lamborgatti Fasterossa :O

  • That's the car I think about when I make love with my wife!

  • Yeees *Mr Burns style*

  • I need you to pick up my car at the factory in Italy

  • And ship it directly back to meh

  • I'll save thousands in taxes ;D

  • YOU'RE SENDING ME TO ITALY? :DD

  • Yeeees

  • Can I take my family? :DD

  • Sureeee

  • Do I have to hang out with them? :I

  • It would be nice

  • OOOOOOHHH UGHHHHHH AHFUEHFWEFEFWEUOAHDE

  • AHHHHHHUFEIHFERLKH

  • Ohh

  • *Plane noises*

  • Hmpphh

  • HmppUHH

  • *Secret tv activates*

  • Hey, that guy in first class is taking a tv out of his armrest ;O

  • What's in you?

  • *Homer murders armrest*

  • Awh >:(

  • Bunch of stupid cables >:(

  • *Homer murdering the wires*

  • *Engine dies*

  • *Engine falling through the sky like a free bird*

  • *Engine assaults the ground*

  • HEYA BRANDIE

  • THE KIDS JUST GOT A NEW PLAYHOUSE

  • Cletus

  • You are the most wonderful husband and son I ever had

  • *Fancy Italian music*

  • *Plane lands*

  • What's with the Canadian flag on your backpack?

  • Whale....

  • Some people in Europe have the impression that America has made some stupid choices in the past

  • So.... Five years?

  • So for the next week, I'm from Canada

  • Ah, I think dad may blow your cover

  • THAT FLAG IS MINE!

  • DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!

  • *Homer showing Italy Democracy and freedom*

  • SHOCK AND AWE, LOSERS

  • SHOCK AND AWE

  • You'ree Carah

  • She'sa coming off the assembly line

  • *Machine clips on that image thing*

  • *Other machine cleans the image thing*

  • (Perfecto)

  • This carah

  • Is the Oolitmate marriage of deisgn and technology

  • *Marge OOOHOHH*

  • Marriage ;D *Looks at Homer*

  • Now, we have to drive it straight to Rome

  • Where it'll be shipped to Mr Burns in Springfield

  • GEEEEEE

  • I wish we could explore a little more of Italy

  • Margeee :O

  • Are you encouraging MEE to be irresponsible?!

  • Why don't you encourage him to get us some health insurance

  • *Homer charges in* WHY YOU LITTLE

  • *Homer strangling Bart initiated*

  • *Bart calls for back up*

  • *Machine strangling Homer initiated*

  • *Bart calls for more back up*

  • *Machine activating door hitting skill*

  • *Homer losing fight*

  • FINISH HIM!

  • *Homer and Bart die*

  • So....

  • First time in Italy?

  • *Italian and car noises*

  • Waw

  • I've seen photos of this

  • But you can't really experience it until you're here!

  • A Mc Donald's where you can get booze!

  • *Homer drinks booze*

  • But, dad don't you wanna turn around and look at the tower? :D

  • Ehhh, there's a picture of it on my cup

  • *More Italian music*

  • When Mount Vesuvius erupted people were

  • overcome by volcanic ash so fast

  • That they were frozen in whatever position they were in at the moment of their death

  • Savages >:(

  • *Even more Italian music*

  • We've past the Ponte Vecchio bridge, three times

  • I think we're lostt

  • Let me check the navigation system

  • Says here we should turn left at a fat chick in a Toto

  • being fed by a midget

  • That's a DVD of a fallini movie

  • *Italian circus music*

  • I get it

  • The midget represents dwarfs!

  • DAD! CHEESE TRUCK!

  • *Cheese truck goes haywire*

  • *Family scream*

  • *GASP*

  • MOZZARELLA!

  • PARMIGIANO!

  • PROVOLONE!

  • PECORINO!

  • GORGONZOLA! (Chowder fans, anyone?)

  • Fontina!

  • Taleggio!

  • BOCCONCHINI! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • *Boconchini hitting car windshield*

  • *Car cleaning self*

  • *Family screaming*

  • MORTADELLA!

  • *Mortadella assassinates car*

  • Don't worry, we go the cheese insurance!

  • It doesn't cover Mortadella

  • NAAOOOOOO

  • *Family pushing car*

  • Stupid Italy

  • Wish you'd never been unified

  • By Victor Emmanuel the second (I think he said the name wrong)

  • If only it stayed a loose confederation of City States

  • Trading with each other and occasionally waring

  • Maybe there's a mechanic in this tusk in village

  • *Milking goat*

  • Hey, do you know anything about fixing sports cars?

  • Excusie?

  • IT'S A LAMBORGGATTI FASTEROSSA

  • XT5-50

  • WITH ABS SPORTS-TECH PACKAGE!

  • Ehhh

  • Americano?

  • AMERICANO?!

  • What the hell could that mean?!

  • Why can't you people learn to speak my language? >:(

  • I learnt to eat YOUR food >:(

  • *Old wise lady points*

  • *Speaks Italian*

  • Hey, she says the mayor speaks English

  • (Wait if Lisa could understand, why didn't she talk to her?)

  • I honor you and your country

  • *Homer grabs a mug from his magical pocket*

  • *GASPP*

  • KENTUCKY!?

  • IN ITALIAN THIS MEANS WHORE!!!!

  • *Old lady smacks Homer*

  • THE END

Bum, bum, bum, bum *Baseball tune*

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辛普森一家去意大利 (The Simpsons go to Italy)

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    robert 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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