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  • [ooh sparkle]

  • YEE

  • [Voiceover] Hello everybody, and welcome to my

  • good morning routine Youtube video on internet.

  • Today I am going to show you how I wake up and become fit, young, spicy mom.

  • First, I wake up at 6 o'clock....on Saturday...for no reason. And I'm not bloody useless bum,

  • so I make my bed every (snaps fingers) single day.

  • No.

  • Better.

  • [snippity snap 2.0]

  • Not yet...

  • [snippity snap 2.0 reborn]

  • That's right. I do brushing teeth, then I make these noises for minimum 5 minutes.

  • [dramatic gargling choking sounds]

  • [is paramjeet okay? ._.]

  • [i think she's dying]

  • I start my day with a nice cup of tea. I know, maybe you thinking you do same thing, but no. Your tea garbage. [she's not wrong]

  • My tea make me say, "Ahh."

  • Then I be very good mother and I check to see if my dumb head Lilly still sleeping.

  • [vigorous knocking]

  • Lilly you sleeping?

  • Oi!

  • Lilly?

  • Hello!

  • you sleeping or awake?

  • Hello!

  • Oi!

  • Lil?

  • Lilly!

  • Lilly you sleeping?

  • Oi Lilly!

  • Hello!

  • Lil? (x2)

  • Lil you sleeping? (yaar just let her sleep)

  • HELLO >:( ? Joo sleeping?

  • You sleeping?

  • Okay.

  • She's still sleeping like a lazy bum.

  • [vacuum sounds]

  • So then I decide to vacuum.

  • [Vacuum noises]

  • [I'm starting to worry for this woman]

  • Then I drink tea.

  • " A h ."

  • After this, I change my clothes.

  • Now that my OOTD on point, I do cleaning - wash dishes do sweeping, do laundry, no, no, no. Hold on.

  • Not like this. When I do cleaning, I like to complain very loud. So everybody know how hard my life.

  • Hain hain, look at me.

  • I'm bloody slave here. I'm going to run away. Hmm. I am sweeping dirt or I am sweeping all my happiness into garbage. [alright then paramjeet]

  • Everyday laundry you dirty people learn to clean your bum bum better okay? Dumbhead.

  • Then I drink tea.

  • " A H ."

  • Then I spill the tea.

  • [Spilling tea] Hmm, hmm.

  • You see what bellow wearing other day? Capri pant. (NOT THE CAPRIS) You can see all her bloody ankle.

  • Shame shame...

  • By 9 o'clock, I like to compare Lilly to other kids.

  • Joo know, Gita's kids always waking up every day 7 a.m.

  • Now it is time to get to business; other people's business. I go outside and look to see what neighbors are doing.

  • Who this girl? Whose car that is? Which vegetable they growing? I need to know everything.

  • Then I drink tea. By this time I am getting bored.

  • So I lie to Lilly about time. Oi, lazy bum get up. It's bloody 12 o'clock okay?

  • You want to have breakfast or lunch? Huh? Dumb head. No morning is complete without talking to my very average husband.

  • On weekends, I like to start fight over nothing.

  • Oi, joo finish milk already?

  • Hain, Don't joo buy milk to drink ._.?

  • Everyday drinking milk.

  • Should I no drink?

  • I'm supposed to do grocery everyday, hain? To buy milk?

  • Okay, I won't drink.

  • What you mean you won't drink hain? Who I'm buying for then?

  • Want to know secret? Shhh. I drink all the milk...with my tea.

  • " A H "

  • [Sparkling]

  • Hello thank you so much watching my youtube video. Make sure to follow me on Twitter and Instagram,

  • Information down below under over there. Lilly's last video not so good like this one over there. Second channel she do stupid thing everyday.

  • Subscribe to my channel. every Monday and, uh

  • Thursday we make a new video. OK byee.

[ooh sparkle]

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我媽媽的晨間生活 (My Mom's Morning Routine)

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    ding940831 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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