Today, it's the only sunny day that we would ever get in UK.

今天是我們在英國唯一能享受的一天太陽天

So I decided

所以我決定

I'm just gonna vlog it

我要來拍Vlog 讓自己離開電腦桌前

and take some time off from the COMPUTER

我正穿著短褲

I'm also wearing shorts.

我知道

I know

很好看

Very nice

Marzia一直想要買那種小孩子的充氣泳池 很久了

Marzia have been wanted to buy uhh one of those kiddie pools

我是覺得那個蠻垃圾的 但是聽起來還不錯玩

for a long time and I'm kind of like that's a bit trashy, but it sounds fun

Marzia: 你說什麼?!

Marzia: Excuse me?!

所以今天 我們要去買泳池

So we're gonna buy a pool today

真正的享受一下英國的夏天

to really enjoy the British summer

怕你們不知道 這是我暫時的設備

For those of you who don't know. This is my temporary setup

現在我算是在度假的地點

I'm a- are kind of like summer location and this is pretty much the same setup I have

這個和我買去日本使用的設備 幾乎是一樣的

As I brought to Japan. It all fits in a- in a suitcase

全部可以裝進行李箱裡

Setup tour~

～設備介紹～

This is the...

這是我在日本買的相機

this is the camera I got in Japan.

這是4K攝影機 所以為什麼你們有時候能看到我的毛細孔

uh- this one is 4k so which is why sometimes you see all my pores

怕有人會好奇 這個是錄音的設備

*giggles*

通常會看到很多YouTuber上有那種一個一個方塊的牆

In case anyone is curious

問題是你要噴強力膠才能黏上去

this is for the sound.

我以前的設備也有用過 你想拆也拆不下來

Usually you see every Youtuber ever have like the squares on the wall

你一旦黏到牆上了 就永遠拆不下來

The thing is you have to spray those with like this is glue and I used to have that in my old setup

我才不要再自找麻煩

They don't go away from the wall

那麼 我就用這些寶貝們

If you ever put them on the wall once

看看這是誰啊?

They're gonna be there forever, and I'm like, I don't want to do that again

你怎麼會睡在這張狗床裡?

So you just get these babies

噢...

Look who it is? (EDGAR!)

Edgar: 偶愛你 Felix～

How are you sleeping in this bed?

Edgar: 我也愛你的雞雞

Awwww

你們想看點可愛的東西嗎?

Edgar: I wuv u, Felix

Edgar: 好啊 拍偶～

and I wuv ur penis

不 Edgar才不是你

You guys wanna see something cute?

過來

Edgar: Oh yeah, film me

Maya謝謝你幫忙打掃

No. Not you, Edgar.

呵哈哈

Come here

掰～

Thank you, Maya. For cleaning

噢 對不起 對不起

(laughs)

嘿你看是誰總是想要引人注意?

Byee!

我找到了吸塵器 怎麼會跑到那裡?

Awwww~ I'm sorry

我們要選哪一個?

sorry

Marzia: 好像也只有這個選擇

*bonding moment with Maya*

其實 我想應該可以啦

*Edgar interrupts*

Marzia: 不要

Hey, look who always wants attention.

這個鬥士版本怎麼樣?

Just found the vacuum. How the hell did it get there?

Marzia: 等等 還有另外一個東西

(Cyberlife, Pewds. The androids are ALIVE)

這個看起來好爛

Which one should we get?

OK 我們買吧 Marzia: 好啊

Marzia: That's maybe the only option

我的天啊 Marzia你弄得一團亂

I think that's fine, honestly -What is this?

我的天啊

nah

這個是我然後這個是你

What about the gladiator game?

Marzia: 恩亨

No, but there was one thing

等不及了

This looks so bad

Marzia: 是我和Edgie(Edgar) 還有Puga

(water balloons)

我的天啊兩位 冷靜點

Okay, we can get this

我忘了買打氣桶

Marzia: Yeah?

Edgar你要幫我一起吹嗎?

Oh my god. Marzia, you just made a mess

我甚至記得我在店裡還記得要買充氣桶

*tries to tidy it*

所以如果我讓水床裡

*makes it worse* Oh my god!

我是說這個充氣來裝水的東西

It's gonna be me and you

用水來裝飽呢?

Marzia: uh-hmm

Hmmmmmmm

Can't wait

你知道比爾蓋茲有一句名言

Marzia: Me and Edgie and Puga (Maya)

他說他寧願雇用懶惰鬼

Oh my god, guys. Please

因為他們總會想出更聰明的辦法去解決問題

relax

我們就這麼做

*kiddie pool abuse*

沒錯 沒錯 如你所見 一切都沒問題

I forgot to buy a pump.

Marzia我們有麻煩了

You're gonna help me blow Edgar? *Edgar: intense panting*

這個機器人是個麻煩 去去 走開 Marzia: 不!!!!!! Marzia: 嗯?

I even remember in the shop, I need to buy a pump (nice job Poods)

去別的地方

*Blows hard*

好 你來掌控攝影機

*Blow some more* (Swedish Bane)

喔天 它又回來了 要來找我報仇了

Okay, so what if I fill the waterbed- I mean this water thing with water?

不要傷害我

HmmMmmMmmm

說實話 我會怕

You know Bill Gates has the famous quote that he'd rather hire

對 沒錯 喔不 別撿起 好了 停

lazy people

既然可以在水的旁邊游泳 為什麼要在水裡游泳?

cause they'll figure out a smart solution to a

Marzia 我發現一件事

problem.

充了這麼久... 搞屁啊...

This is how we do it

Marzia: 什麼!? 什麼東西啊!?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. As you can see

為什麼這裡會有洞?

Marzia, we have a problem (you just said NO PROBLEM)

所以沒錯 看來我一直往用來把水放掉的洞口灌水

marzia: yeah?

隨便啦

We have a problem the robot. Shoosh! Go away! Marzia: Oh NOOOOO

很榮幸讓比爾蓋茲看到這一幕

*hits Pewds*

來裝水吧 寶貝!

Go somewhere else

你不准!

Okay, you do the camerawork.

不

Oh god, it's coming back. It's back for vengeance

Edgar很怕水

Please don't hurt me

但是我覺得 牠只是怕海浪

Honestly, I'm scared. (My name is Connor. I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.)

這是你最愛的歌嗎? Marzia: 沒錯

Yeah, that's right. Oh, no. Don't pick up the... Ok, stop

Marzia: I feel good about me

Why swim in the water when you can swim around the water? (million dollar idea here)

Marzia: 很好聽啊!

Marzia (Uh-hmm?) I just discovered something

Marzia: 不要拍啦

*flips kiddie pool*

好的 我們要來 雖然只是一點點而已

This time...hahaha (good job Pewds)

你絕的倒熱開水進去是個壞點子嗎?

What is this? (What?) Why is there a hole there?

Marzia: 不是! 應該沒事啦

So, ah yes, I may have been blowing inside the hole that's meant to release the water...

你知道 YouTubers的泳池都蠻大的

Whatever

而我是這樣

(Intense blowing)

喔～ 很好～

(Group blowing)

請再多裝點水謝謝

(More blowing)

整女友的最佳時刻 絕對會很精彩 各位

Sure glad Bill Gates is watching.

我的天啊

Let's build it up, baby

好像蠻酷的 你看

Don't you dare

好像小小的胸部

(The queen giggles)

挺酷的欸 你們看

(wets The King of nine year olds)

你瞧瞧

*slides close*

啊!!!!!!!!

NO.

你...壞壞!

So Edgar is terrified of water

我這裡有整桶子彈 你知道嗎?

But if it, I think he's just scared of waves

我有丟到你嗎?

Is this is your favorite song?

怎麼丟到的?

Yup

我丟到你的屁股了? Marzia: 對!

(hype song starts playing)

噢現在我知道這部影片的標題怎麼下了

I feel good about me

嘿Maya 嘿Maya Marzia: 不要...

(DANCE PARTY!)

噢她看不到了 她視力越來越差了

It's so good (The queen approves)

嘿Maya!

Stop it!

好接著

Okay, we're gonna even the odds a little bit

噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Do you think it's a bad idea to put boiling water?

很難接嗎? 你通常很會接啊

Should be fine

很滑?

(ohh so muscular)

不 不不不不

You know, Youtubers, they flex with their pools

喔好難喔

*continues pouring hot water*

好 現在水應該比較溫了

...This is what I got

嗯 其實可以了

Ohhhhh, so nice

我們正要拍

Put um- more water please

Marzia: 喔很棒欸 我就說了

LeEpic prank on girlfriend time. This is gonna be lit guys. Oh my god

我們要來幫Mariza拍照

That's pretty neat. Look at that

你說你叫什麼?

Like little titties.

Ma zza zas??

That's pretty cool actually. Look at that

你知道我以前是最佳守門員嗎?

Look at that

啊!!!!

*proceeds to drop one*

我的孩子～

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Edgar超愛玩水的

You.. B-eehhh (family friendly Felix, guys)

對吧Edgar?

*Marzia shrieks*

(救我)

*evil laugh*

他想逃走

I have all the ammo you know. (Marzia: You hit me!) Did I hit you?

不賴嘛

How?

對啊

I hit your butt? (Yeah) Oh, I got the title for this video now.

不會很可怕

Hey, Maya -No...

要抱Maya進來嗎?

Hey, Maya. (No...) Oh, she doesn't see any more. She's getting more blind.

她會浮起來 她好肥喔

HEY MAYA *fake throws water balloon*

喔等等 她站得起來 Marzia: 你說什麼?

Okay, catch. *throws*

乖女孩 乖女孩

*explodes*

Marzia: 她不會害怕

Pff-hahahaHAHA

Marzia: 你好可愛

Is it hard? (that's what she said) You're usually really good at catching

Edgar你還要再玩一次嗎?

Marzia: It's very s-

Maya: 我要怎麼出去?

slippery? *perfect catch*

Maya: 我不喜歡

no no No NO NO!

Maya: 快帶我出去 你這人類

Oh wow, it's so hard (ehehehehe *wiggles eyebrows*)

我的天啊他發瘋了 他怎麼了?

(Pewds trying to juggle his responsibilities like-)

抓到你了!

Ok. The water should be a lot hotter now

Edgar: 發生什麼事? 好的 現在要拍慢動作 這絕對會超級精彩的各位

Yeah, it's pretty nice actually

你看不出來 但是我曬傷的很慘 我感覺的到

We're doing a-

非常好

(Oh, it's nice!) I told you

非常好 喔耶

We're doing a photo shoot for Maritza.

喔...耶～

What's your name again? -Yup

我不知道 是白化症的蟲嗎?

Mat-sa-sas? (wtf)

還是只是牆上的塗鴉?

*pops*

我從來沒看過

You know, I was the number one goal keeper

我不敢相信你發現牠了 你是怪胎嗎?

*catches*

好的 好的小傢伙 好的好的沒事沒事

(Edgar dies)

我覺得 你要拿牠幹嘛? 放走牠嗎?

[ W A S T E D ]

ewww

(Dying walrus)

牠不太會飛

My child, my cherished (some Swedish word)

和PewDiePie還有Marzia一起 蟲蟲大冒險

Edgar loves the water so much *Edgar whines*

捉蟲蟲

Right, Edgar?

Marzia 你覺得我有辦法釘到牆上嗎?

(Edgar: Let go of me you peasant)

怕你好奇 一切都很順利

*slowly lowers Edgar*

一切都很順利 但是Marzia覺得我釘的不夠直

He's looking for an escape

不過

Awwwww :3

沒有什麼事情是完美的 好嗎? 這不是我的錯

(something Swedish maybe)

我搞砸了各位 我搞砸了

That's not too bad

好的 牆上裝好電視了

Yeah

黑特又要說是P上去的

It's's not too bad (Papa Poods on duty)

Edgar你覺得呢?

(more Swedish I think)

如果你們需要我幫你們釘電視

Wanna get Maya as well?

我的服務包含 安裝服務

Destiny is merciless

YouTube的收入 太低了 所以拜託各位

awwwww

如果可以給小費就太感激了

She floats. She's so fat oh wait (Excuse me?)

不管多遠我都願意

Good girl

咖 跨國也可以

Good girl

用便宜的價格來安裝電視 只要399

She doesn't mind

現在已經過了影片的高潮了

*in a cute voice* You're so cute

不會再有什麼比我安裝電視更有趣的了

Edgar, you wanna go in again?

已經沒什麼好拍的了

*Intense panting* (Edgar: NO)

我等一下 會來讀

*in Stitch voice* I don't like it one bit. Get me out

很好看 和電影不一樣 但是我很喜歡

(they're like a family. so cute

很棒的一個休息日 謝謝你們的陪伴

Oh my god, he's crazy. What is he doing?

希望你們喜歡這個Vlog 如果你還想看Vlog

Got you now~

你知道你該怎麼做

*adorable Edgar sneeze*

你要按不喜歡 沒錯

Edgar: What is happening?

在這頻道上我們要逆向操作

Okay, slow-mo shot. This is gonna be epic, guys

我們不一樣 我們比較屌 我們才厲害

[brought to you by Slo Mo Guys]

拜託按喜歡 拜託 我開玩笑的

[intense action]

[balloon popping]

[Majestic]

[Sensational]

[Expectation Fail]

You can't tell but I'm so incredibly sunburned.

I feel it

*hisses in pain*

Very nice, very nice. Oh, yeah.

Ohhhh yeah.

I don't know- albino bug

or is it just painted to the wall?

I've never seen that

I can't believe you notice that. (to the bug) you're such a- creep

Ok. Alright, buddy

Alright. Ok. Ok. Alright

[Capture Success]

I feel like- What do you do? Just let it go?

(Marzia approves)

[iS tHiS a pIgEoN?] (insert overused meme)

He's not a very good flyer

Adventures with Pewdiepie and Marzia (and you're watching Disney Channel)

Bug catching

Marzia, do you think I'm able to put on the wall?

[hype song]

In case you're wondering it's going- it's going great.

It's going so good. Marzia thinks it's not straight

Well

Not everything in life is perfect. Okay, and that's not my fault.

I messed up guys, I messed up.

Alright. TV on the wall

Haters will say it's Photoshop

What do you think Edgar?

Edgar: Someone please adopt me

If you guys ever need help to hook up your TV

I do installments

YouTube revenue...

It's very low, please guys. So any tip, will greatly be appreciated

I'm willing to travel

across country

install your TV for a cheap price

of 399

We've officially peaked in this vlog.

It's not gonna get any more interesting than me putting up a television.

There's nothing to vlog

(Sh!t running out of content)

I'll probably do some reading. Reading Starship Troopers

It's really good. It's nothing like the movie, but I really liked it.

Good old relaxing day off. Thank you for joining me

I hope you enjoyed this VLOG if you want more vlogs, you know what you got to do

You know what you got to do. You got a thumbs down this video everybody. That's right

We do opposite style on this channel

We're edgy. We're cool. We're hip.

Please like the video, please. I'm just jo- *Brad cuts the video*