Name: 好不想長大！大人的夏天 vs. 小孩的夏天 (Summer As An Adult vs. A Kid)
Uploaded: 2019-04-19T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 3 min 26 s

Can I get two extra large vanilla chocolate swirls in a sugar cone with extra sprinkles?

可以給我兩隻超大份的香草巧克力霜淇淋嗎？ 要用甜筒，還要多一點巧克力米？

That yogurt is just gonna go straight to my thighs.

那優格只會變成我大腿肉的一部分。

Hey, can you book me two weeks of physiotherapy?

嘿，你可以幫我預定兩週的物理治療嗎？

Want to see how long we can hold our breath?

要不要比賽誰可以憋氣憋最久。

先說好，不要亂潑水，認真的！

No for real, it took me an hour to straighten my hair.

認真的，我花了一小時才把我頭髮弄直。

Coloring because my therapist said it would reduce my stress.

著色，因為我的心理醫生說可以紓壓。

每天都要去外面玩，去啦，快去！

Can't, working. I'm broke. No one to watch kids.

不行要上班！我破產了！沒人顧小孩！

Mom I don't want to go to bed, I'm not even sleepy.

媽媽，我不想睡覺，我根本不覺得累啊！

Hey, is it okay if we cancel dinner tonight, I'm so tired.

嘿，我們可以取消今晚的晚餐嗎？我好累哦。

Looks kind of like a bad parallel parking job, really tight spot.

那看起來像是沒停好的兩台車，停在很擠的地方，停得很糟。

Looks like a house with high property tax.

That one looks like a dinosaur having dinner with a puppy.

那個看起來像隻恐龍在跟小狗吃晚餐。

我一定會成為一個最棒的媽媽了！

Please, please, please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

拜託，拜託！不要、不要、不要、不要、不要！

妹妹好可愛哦！真的是太可愛了！

If you like to give it a big thumbs up and make sure you comment below.

如果你喜歡就給我個讚，記得要留言。

And if you don't I'm gonna tell my mom on you.

如果你不這麼做的話我就去跟你媽打小報告。

My last video's over there, my second vlog channel's there.

我上一部影片在這，我第二個頻道在那。

And make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

記得要訂閱，因為我每週一和週四會出新影片。

One love superwoman that is a wrap and zoop I like puppies.

大家都愛 Superwoman ，這是一圈然後我很喜歡小狗狗。

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好不想長大！大人的夏天 vs. 小孩的夏天 (Summer As An Adult vs. A Kid)