Is the yogurt dairy-free?

你們的優格是無乳糖的嗎？

Yeah, I don't have my Lactaid pill.

我沒帶我的乳糖不耐的藥。

Actually, you know what, never mind.

算了，我還是不要好了。

That yogurt is just gonna go straight to my thighs.

那優格只會變成我大腿肉的一部分。

I'll take a water.

給我一瓶水就好。

Ow, I hurt myself!

啊！我撞到自己了！

Tag, you're it!

換你當鬼了！

Hey, can you book me two weeks of physiotherapy?

嘿，你可以幫我預定兩週的物理治療嗎？

What happened?

怎麼了？

I bent down.

我剛彎腰閃到了。

Want to see how long we can hold our breath?

要不要比賽誰可以憋氣憋最久。

Okay ready, one, two, three.

準備哦， 1 、 2 、 3 。

Okay no splashing, I'm serious.

先說好，不要亂潑水，認真的！

The chlorine's gonna ruin my hair color.

氯會毀了我的頭髮。

I think that was five minutes.

我覺得有五分鐘耶。

No for real, it took me an hour to straighten my hair.

認真的，我花了一小時才把我頭髮弄直。

What are you doing?

你在幹嘛呀？

Coloring because it's fun.

我在著色啊，很好玩耶！

What're you doing?

你在幹嘛？

Coloring because my therapist said it would reduce my stress.

著色，因為我的心理醫生說可以紓壓。

You want to go outside and play?

要不要去外面玩？

Mom, can I go outside and play?

媽！我可以去外面玩嗎？

Everyday playing outside, go, get lost.

每天都要去外面玩，去啦，快去！

Who's down for a movie tonight?

今晚有人想看電影嗎？

Can't, working. I'm broke. No one to watch kids.

不行要上班！我破產了！沒人顧小孩！

Who's this, really mom?

這誰？我媽？

Mom I don't want to go to bed, I'm not even sleepy.

媽媽，我不想睡覺，我根本不覺得累啊！

Hey, is it okay if we cancel dinner tonight, I'm so tired.

嘿，我們可以取消今晚的晚餐嗎？我好累哦。

It's 7:00 p.m.

現在是晚上 7 點。

Yeah.

對。

That one looks like a mermaid.

那看起來像美人魚。

Looks kind of like a bad parallel parking job, really tight spot.

那看起來像是沒停好的兩台車，停在很擠的地方，停得很糟。

That one looks like a unicorn.

那看起來像隻獨角獸。

Looks like a house with high property tax.

那個看起來像高額的房屋稅。

That one looks like a dinosaur having dinner with a puppy.

那個看起來像隻恐龍在跟小狗吃晚餐。

I'm a dragon.

我是隻龍。

My skin is so dehydrated.

我的臉好乾。

This is my baby and I'm its mommy,

這是我的小孩，我是她媽媽。

and I'm gonna be the best mommy ever.

我一定會成為一個最棒的媽媽了！

Lucky.

你好幸運哦。

Please, please, please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

拜託，拜託！不要、不要、不要、不要、不要！

Aw, what a cute girl, how adorable!

妹妹好可愛哦！真的是太可愛了！

Wow, what a slut.

哇，天啊好淫蕩哦。

She belongs in one of those rap videos.

她應該要去演那種嘻哈 MV 吧。

Thank you so much for watching my video.

謝謝你們的收看。

If you like to give it a big thumbs up and make sure you comment below.

如果你喜歡就給我個讚，記得要留言。

And if you don't I'm gonna tell my mom on you.

如果你不這麼做的話我就去跟你媽打小報告。

My last video's over there, my second vlog channel's there.

我上一部影片在這，我第二個頻道在那。

And make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

記得要訂閱，因為我每週一和週四會出新影片。

One love superwoman that is a wrap and zoop I like puppies.

大家都愛 Superwoman ，這是一圈然後我很喜歡小狗狗。