- Good.

- 很棒

- Good?

- 很棒 ?

Did you do a good job?

你覺得你畫的好嗎 ?

What part did you do?

你畫哪裡 ?

Yeah?

是喔 ?

What else did you do?

還有哪裡 ?

My lipstick?

畫口紅 ?

Wyatt did my lipstick.

Wyatt 幫我畫口紅

(cheery music)

(愉快的音樂)

^Hey guys, I'm Hannah, the world's OK-est mom

嗨 ! 我是 Hannah，World's Okayest Mom 的成員之一

and welcome to my bathroom.

歡迎來到我們家的浴室

If you're a busy parent like me, you know that mornings

如果你像我一樣是個很忙的媽媽，你會了解

with kids are the most hectic time of day.

早上應付小孩的是一天當中最忙碌的時候

I'm not paying attention to what I'm wearing or

我不會在意我穿了什麼

how I even look as long as my kids have pants,

或我看起來怎樣

we're good to go.

只要我的孩子有穿上褲子就可以出門了

One thing I've heard is that if you want to try

我聽過如果你曾經想做某件事

something but you don't have the time for it,

但你沒有時間做它

outsource it.

就讓別人幫你做吧 !

^So per your suggestions, I'm gonna have my two kids

應觀眾要求，我讓我兩個孩子

^do my makeup for a week.

幫我畫一個禮拜的妝

My six year old and my three year old boys

我一個六歲，一個三歲的小孩

are going to do my makeup for a week.

將要幫我畫一個禮拜的妝

I think this is gonna be a disaster

我覺得這會是一個災難

but this is what you guys wanted and best case scenario,

但這正是你們倆小子想要的，也是最好的情況

you know, they enjoy themselves and I learn

他們很享受，而我學到

a couple makeup tips.

一些化妝的小技巧

So wish me luck.

祝我好運

^I have a question.

- 我問你一個問題

^- What?

- 什麼 ?

^- Do you want to do my makeup today?

- 你今天想要幫我化妝嗎 ?

- Yeah.

- 要

- Okay.

- 好吧

Are you gonna do it?

你要做嗎 ?

- Yeah.

- 要

- My kids' relationship with makeup thus far

- 我小孩到目前為止對化妝品的印象

is kind of just this mysterious thing mom has

認為這是一些存在於媽媽皮包裡神秘的東西

in her purse that you're not allowed to touch

然後不可以隨便碰

so you really want to touch it and like,

所以你會很想要也很喜歡碰它們

make a huge mess of it.

把它弄得亂七八糟

Like gum.

像玩口香糖

I can't even tell you how many times Wyatt has taken my

我沒辦法計算有多少次 Wyatt 拿走我的

Colourpop liquid matte lipstick and put it on himself

Colourpop 霧面液體唇膏畫他自己

and then lost the tube.

然後把它弄丟

They're probably under a random piece of furniture

它現在大概在某個家具底下

just like slowly staining everything because

然後慢慢地汙染著某個東西

if anybody owns that you know how much it gets

因為如果你也有一支，你會知道

all over everything and it does not come off.

它一定會弄得到處都是然後不會隨便停止

I didn't really give my kids any guidelines,

我沒有給我的孩子任何規則限制

I just kind of spread it out like a big smorgasbord

我把我所有的化妝品打開像個大雜燴

but I realized very quickly that that was not

但我很快了解這不是一個好方法

the way I should have approached things

because all they did was take their makeup brushes

因為他們常常就拿著我的化妝刷

and mix every single makeup that was out there

去沾每個化妝品

together and just pile it all over my face.

然後在把它塗到我臉上

It's like when you're a little kid in a restaurant

就像當你還是個小孩，在餐廳吃飯

and you have a fountain drink cup and you decide

你有一個飲料機的杯子

to get a little bit of every flavor because

你把每種飲料都放一點點到你的杯子裡

it seems like a cool idea but it actually tastes

你認為很酷但其實嘗起來

really bad.

味道不好

That's basically how the first day went.

這大概就是我請他們第一次幫我化妝的情形

^Okay so this is me ready for the day.

這是我完妝的第一天

That's concealer.

那是我的遮瑕膏

And they did my eyebrows and mascara and eyeshadow

他們還畫了我的眉毛、睫毛膏、眼影

and blush.

以及篩紅

Didn't really blend my concealer and

遮瑕膏還有口紅沒完全推開

my lips.

You guys happy with your work?

你們喜歡你們的成果嗎 ?

- Yeah.

- 喜歡

- It's really funny because I didn't give anyone

- 至非常好玩，因為我沒事先告訴我的同事

a heads up on this experiment but the second I walked

我將要讓我的孩子化妝

into work, everyone was like,

但當我到公司的時候

Do you like my makeup?

你喜歡我今天的妝嗎 ?

- Looks like someone special put it on you.

- 看起來是某個特別的人幫你畫的

Your children?

你的小孩 ?

Your sons?

兒子 ?

- Everybody knows.

- 每個人都知道

Can you guess who did the lipstick?

你猜看看誰幫我畫口紅 ?

- Wyatt.

- 是 Wyatt

- Yeah.

- 對了

^We are trying a makeup look today that is called

我們今天要試的妝容是

"high school dance".

「校園舞會風。」

That's what the boys picked.

那是孩子選的

I'm hoping that when they're done I'm gonna look

我希望當他們幫我畫完

ready for homecoming.

我看起來可以馬上去參加同學會

I have my coffee, oh you're cool,

我喝了咖啡

and a whole spread of makeup out and ready

我還打開了我所有的化妝品

for them to use.

準備好讓他們用了

So are you guys ready to do it?

你們準備好了嗎 ?

- Yes! - Yay!

- 好了 - 耶 !

- Yay!

- 耶 !

- We decided that I was gonna pull up a list of

- 我決定準備不同妝容的照片

different makeup looks and they'd get to choose one.

讓他們選一種

I'd pull up an image of what it looked like and then

我準備那種妝容照片在旁邊

show them the brush and the shade they would use

教他們要用哪種刷子或眼影

to achieve that and then they took that

來達到照片看的那樣

and ran with it.

他們也跟著做了

And it went a lot smoother as far as not ruining

而也確實順利多了

all the makeup I'd just bought but they're not,

不會毀了我剛買的化妝品

they're just not good at doing makeup?

但他們還真的是不太會化妝

This was a look with a lot of heavy eyeshadow,

這是完妝後，有很多眼影

highlighter, lots of blush, pretty lips

打亮、腮紅以及我漂亮的嘴唇

but they were doing it at like, 8:30 in the morning

不過這是早上 8:30

so it looked very ridiculous.

所以看起來非常好笑

^This is my homecoming look!

這是我的同學會妝容 !

This went a lot worse than I thought it would.

看起來比我想像的還遭

I don't wanna leave the house.

真不太想離開家

Really did not think it could look this bad but

真的沒想過會變成這樣

here we are.

就這樣

Get your pants on, okay.

穿上你的褲子好嗎 ?

Go get your pants on.

去穿上你的褲子

^Today we're gonna do a natural look because I feel

今天我們要嘗試自然妝容

like less makeup is better.

因為我覺得妝不要畫太濃比較好

Do you know how to do a natural look?

你們知道如何畫自然妝容嗎 ?

- Yes.

- 知道

- I chose a natural makeup look because there is

- 我選擇自然妝容的原因是

only so much you can mess up with nude eyeshadow

只有幾種裸色的眼影他們可以混一起

and it really don't show.

然後看不太出來

Wow.

Wow

So I just needed a little break from the intensity

所以我需要先暫時不要化濃妝

and also my skin needed a break.

而我的皮膚也需要休息一下

I was getting very irritated eyes and I figured

我的眼睛開始過敏了

this would give them a chance to adjust.

我也覺得剛好也可以給他們時間調整一下

Mmm!

Mmm !

Thank you, you did a good job.

謝謝，你做得很好

^Here's my completed natural look.

這是我完妝後的自然妝容

^The lips are a little bare, like the corners

口紅有點塗不夠，角落這邊

were not completely done.

沒有塗滿

I don't know if Wyatt was going for a 20's flapper look

我不知道 Wyatt 會畫出這種 20 世紀輕佻女子的妝感

but the eyeshadow colors are pretty good.

但眼影還不錯

I really think the natural look is the best look so far

我真心覺得自然妝容是畫得最好的一次

because there was less for them to mess up.

因為有比較少選擇讓他們弄得亂七八糟

I did ask Matt how he thought the makeup looked.

我也有問 Matt 他覺得我的妝化得怎樣

^- You look beautiful.

- 非常美

^Just gorgeous.

美若天仙

- And he could not tell the difference between

- 而他不能分辨我的妝

the way I do my makeup and the way the kids

哪些是我自己畫的哪些是孩子畫的

did my makeup which, I think says something about

我想這說明了我的化妝功力也不怎樣

my makeup abilities.

^So I think we're gonna do a smokey eye.

所以我們今天要來畫煙燻妝

^- Yes!

- 好 !

And lipstick.

還有口紅

- And lipstick.

- 還有口紅

Are you guys getting better at this?

你們有比較擅長這個了嗎 ?

- Yes!

- 有 !

- Yeah.

- 好

I don't know about that.

我真的不知道

I don't know what it is with kids instincts,

我不知道依孩子們的直覺畫出來會怎樣

they just want the darkest most ugh,

他們只想著顏色越深越好吧

noticeable thing, they were just itching

最引人注目，他們渴望著

to use the dark colors.

用最深的顏色來畫

- First I'm gonna put this makeup on my mom.

- 首先我要先用這一罐化妝品畫我媽

- And they were dying to use my eyeliner.

- 他們超想要用我的眼線筆

There were some things that I just didn't

有些東西我不會給他們用

have them use one of which was my eyeliner pen

其中一個就是我的眼線筆

because I didn't want to lose an eye.

因為我不想被弄瞎

I didn't want that in a two year old's hands anywhere

我不想要一個兩歲小孩的手拿著那個在我臉上畫來畫去

near my face.

Oh, ow ow ow.

哎呀

Oh my god.

我的天

So I caved this time and I let them use the eyeliner.

我破例這次讓他們用我的眼線筆

So Jackson is in charge of doing the eyeliner

Jackson 負責畫眼線

and I totally understand what happened with him.

而我很清楚等下會發生什麼

^Jackson started doing the eyeliner and was kind of

Jackson 開始畫我的眼線

^of those things like,

而這就像是

I can relate when you're doing your winged eyeliner

當你在畫你的翅膀眼線時

and you get a part wrong and you end up just making

你失手畫錯一點點，然後你就會

it thicker and thicker and thicker until it's covering

把它塗的越來越厚，直到

your entire eye, that's kind of what happened here.

蓋住你整個眼睛，這裡大概就是這一回事

It happens to grown women, I can't fault him for it.

我是熟女，我不會挑剔他把我畫成這樣

It was a solid effort.

這需要很努力

I look like I slept in my makeup.

我看起來像睡在我的化妝品裡

Oh my god, I do not want to go out like this.

我的天，我不想要這樣出門

Can I just wear my sunglasses all day?

還是我今天可以戴著我的太陽眼鏡一整天 ?

- Might be a little bit of a cop out if you agreed

- 你可能會有點後悔

for them to do your makeup all week.

你答應他們可以幫你畫一個禮拜的妝

- This day got a lot more reactions than the first

- 今天我去工作時比第一次化完妝得到更多回響

day I had gone to work with the makeup.

- Why are you wearing, oh.

- 你怎麼會畫成這樣

- I walked out to meet Nick to go to lunch

- 我走出去與 Nick 一起吃午餐

and his immediate reaction was like,

他看到我的第一反應就像

^- Where are you going?

- 你現在要去哪 ?

^You're not going to lunch looking like that.

你看起來不像要去吃午餐

- [Hannah] Yes we are!

- [Hannah] 我們要去啊 !

- Why?!

- 為什麼 ?!

I can't.

我不行

Cannot.

不能

^- I wanna do rock and roll!

- 我想要畫搖滾風 !

^- You want to do rock and roll high school?

- 你想要畫搖滾校園風 ?

They kept asking to do rock and roll high school makeup

他們不斷要求要畫搖滾校園風

because they're obsessed with The Ramones?

是因為他們正在迷雷蒙斯合唱團嗎 ?

What is that?

那是什麼 ?

- A song!

- 一首歌 !

- [Hannah] It's a song?

- [Hannah] 一首歌 ?

Wanna do a makeup look based on rock and roll high school?

想要畫校園搖滾風的妝嗎 ?

- Yes.

- 要

- Kay.

- 好

We'll see how that turns out.

我們來看看會變怎樣

It's like, you know when kids throw out arbitrary

這就像，當孩子隨意拋出一些句子

phrases for stuff where they're like

要一樣東西，就像

"I want Spider-Man waffles" and I'm like we don't

「我想要蜘蛛人鬆餅」，而我們表現得就像我們沒有

have, what constitutes a Spider-Man waffle?

並納悶什麼叫蜘蛛人鬆餅 ?

I don't know if these are meant to be second eyebrows

我不知道這是第二個眉毛

or eyeliner but they're there.

還是眼線，他們就把他畫在那

You can't really see how much eyeshadow is

你沒辦法看很清楚這裡有多少眼影積在這

dusted under here and I'm afraid to touch it

我怕碰到它們

because I feel like it's all gonna smear

因為我怕會被我弄更髒

but this was the first day that they started actually

但這是第一次他們開始問我

asking me "where does this go?"

「這個要畫在哪裡 ?」

"Where do I put this?"

「這個我要放在哪裡 ? 」

"How do I blend it?"

「我要怎樣混在一起 ?」

and they were super into learning the intricacies

他們超級沉迷學習化妝的技巧

of doing makeup.

Wyatt will even take a little makeup,

Wyatt 甚至會拿化妝品

like a little eyeshadow on the brush

像是眼影，用化妝刷沾它

and hold it up and be like

拿著然後

(blowing)

(吹)

and then put it on me.

然後才塗在我臉上

It was so funny to see them do it.

看他們這樣做真的很好玩

^I don't know, if I'm looking like this everywhere

我不知道，如果我都用這角度看東西

^you can't really tell but also my face overall looks

你不一定會看出來但我的臉整體看起來

a lot pinker than the rest of my body.

比我的身體其他部位都還要粉紅

But if I go like this, if I walk around like this all day

但如果我用這種角度撐一天

no one will notice.

沒有人會發現

^Today is glitter day.

今天是閃耀的一天

^- Yeah.

- 對

^- Okay.

- 好

- Princess.

- 公主

- Alright, lets do it.

- 好，我們開始吧

They had also been eyeing the sparkle eyeshadows

他們覬覦著用那些閃亮亮的眼影

for a very long time and the highlighter that I bought.

好一段時間了以及我買的打亮化妝品

They did a My Little Pony glitter princess highlighter

他們幫我畫了一個我的閃亮小馬公主打亮我整個臉的妝容

all over my entire face makeup look.

Look at that brush.

看那個化妝刷

This brush is a glitter forest.

刷子上有像亮粉森林

^I don't know if you can tell, there's glitter everywhere

不知道你們看不看的出來，我臉上都是打亮粉

^and Wyatt kind of painted

Wyatt 還打亮了我的臉旁邊

the sides of my face

and today is the day I have to go grocery shopping.

今天我要出門去雜貨店購物

- Yay!

- 好 !

- I love grocery shopping.

- 我愛去雜貨店購物

It's like my happy place, my special time

它就像是我的歡樂場所，特別的時間

and I really didn't want to go in this makeup.

而我真不想畫這樣出門

That is some shiny all over my face.

我的臉整個在發光

Even above my mouth.

嘴唇上也有

Alright, here goes nothing.

好，這邊沒事

We're going in.

我們要進去了

I didn't want to risk not being able to go back

我不想冒險讓店員覺得尷尬

to that Trader Joe's out of embarrassment and I didn't

也不想要被認為是畫著奇怪妝的女人

want to risk being known as the woman with

the weird makeup.

This is so embarrassing.

超級尷尬

Every time I blink there's a glitter puff that flies off.