Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

這就是他們美夢成真後所發生之事

Was gonna be a mighty king Mufasa's famous heir

木法沙順位的繼承者本該會成為強大的王

ZAZU: Well your little mane's been lion tamed By beasts who don't fight fair

沙祖：你這小毛頭還是乖乖成為卑劣｢野獸｣的玩物吧！

I've turned into the main event For soldiers big and small

獵捕我成為了士兵的娛樂

And now I dread my severed head Might end up on your wall

現在我更怕的是我那斷頭會出現在你的牆上

HUNTER: Let me help this African economy

獵人：讓我幫幫這非洲的經濟吧

Oh my species is going extinct

噢我的種族快要滅絕了

Everywhere you look, death

不論看向何處，死亡

Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition

我捨棄王的尊嚴來換保命的聯署

To stop a straight up genocide HUNTER: Scope set

拜託快停止這滅族屠殺 獵人：瞄準鏡就緒

Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS

拉飛奇的腦子並非艾滋病良藥

Now ebonies need ivory for pay

現在土著們需以象牙來換錢

I don't think Hamlet ended up this way

我不認為哈姆雷特的結局如此

Oh my species is going extinct

噢我的種族快要滅絕了

Oh my species is go

噢我的種族快要

Every time I fly to town

每當飛到城鎮

I grow up when I come down

我都會情不自禁的變硬

Now I've been stuck at age sixteen

我已經卡在十六歲

For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights

在無法原諒的緊身褲中渡過長達十八年的青春期

He's upright, he's upright, he's upright

他真是個硬漢！

TIGER LILY: We're following his leader

虎蓮公主：我們要跟隨他！

His leader His leader

彼得好會引導我們！

We're following his leader Wherever he may bone

只要他又硬又主動就任他統領我們！

Tee dum, Tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play

噗噗啪啪嚕啦玩得真盡興

It's one for all MERMAID: The mermaids are wet for days

美人魚說：姊妹們怎麼都那麼濕啊？

TIGER LILY: This engine's revved PIRATE: There's only one booty for me

虎蓮公主：這速度好快！ 海盜：只有一個還不夠我操

Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day

大家一起沉浸在噗噗啪啪嚕啦的日子吧！

Think of the fappiest thoughts

不要怕心靈上的淫蕩歡愉

WENDY: I'm a happy little thot

溫蒂：我他媽是個快樂的婊子 (阿不就好棒棒)

Wendy is my special gal

溫蒂是我的真命天女

MERMAID: She's like 90

人魚：她看似九十歲了

WENDY: I'm down The dentures never bite

溫蒂：嘖！假牙真難用！爛死了！

He's upright, he's upright, he's upright

他又硬了！他又硬了！

PIRATE: Hope he's bi

彼得潘：希望他會是個雙性戀

He's upright

硬起來了！

Save my soul

拯救我的靈魂

Herc was on a roll

海克力斯本來很火熱

Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone

原本所有的眾神都臣服於他的面前

Replaced by intelligent design

結果現在眾神被世紀騙局打敗

The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine

不知怎麼搞的一個能把水變成酒的人大放異彩？

The Roman's are chanting Christo, Christo

大家高頌 噢親愛的主 噢主

He's a godsend Bigger than Nero

他搞不好還比尼祿(羅馬皇帝)的大根！

Out with the old in with the Jew

猶太人來汰舊神換新神

Hero to Christo

海克打輸基督囉

God's honest truth

真神世界真殘酷唷

Hero to Christo

海克慘輸基督囉

JESUS: Hey Herc, you're screwed

耶穌：嗨海克，你這嫩逼

The Jesus freak is super weak

耶穌就是個超級弱雞

JESUS: I'm so devine

耶穌：但我就是受人愛戴

JESUS: You see I came inside a virgin's bod

耶穌：我可是從處女的肚子裡蹦出來的

So have I

所以海克你

I threw him in the Colosseum

還是去競技場裡面

A lion a la carte

和獅子玩玩就好

Three days went by he zombified

三天還會復活確定不是殭屍？

And rose up in search of hearts

然後瞬間就飛去大家的心靈裡就對了？

I'm a prisoner of war

我是個戰犯

ISIS blew up my city

ISIS摧毀了我的城市

They're throwing me off a building

他們要把我丟出建築外

Cause they think that I like guys A holy war

只因他們以為我喜歡男人 聖戰～

An old fantastical point of view

一個守舊荒誕的觀點

Carpet was burned alive

魔毯被活活燒死

Streamed nation wide

全國直播

I can't go back to where I used to thieve

我回不去那當個小偷的地方了

Every turn suicide

大家都自殺了

A hundred thousand children plead

千百的小孩屍體靜靜躺著

The toppling of Agrabah With Sharia Law

伊斯蘭教可不容許阿格拉巴城存在

Stop this holy war before we're through JASMINE: A holy war

在我們反擊之前停止你們的聖戰吧！ 茉莉：聖戰開打啦！

Unholy war JASMINE: That's where we'll be

反叛茉莉：這是我們的使命

Just refugees JASMINE: Send helping hands

難民茉莉：拜託救救我們

Instead of bans For you and me

開放難民入境啦拜託

The lions are gone

獅子都消失了

Hair on my junk

頭髮黏滿垃圾

Jesus is a hunk

耶蘇是個猛男

Screw Trump

去他媽的川普！