Helmet . . .

安全帽...

[Intro / Motorcycle revving noises] . . .

[片頭/機車加速聲]...

I'm pretty sure this thing doesn't have a real name.

我很確定這頂安全帽沒有型號名稱

The ECE and DOT approval is equally questionable.

上面的 ECE 和 DOT 安全認證也很令人質疑

Because unless this is Chinese for Department of transportation,

除非這是 DOT 的中文

it doesn't appear to have any legal certifications.

這似乎沒有任何安全認證

Also the seller on ebay calls this a "Top grade and beautiful, ABS shell".

而且，ebay 賣家稱這頂安全帽是「最高規格、外觀優美、使用 ABS 材質」

But the sticker on here says polycarbonate, spelled incorrectly, of course.

但這上面的貼紙寫著聚碳酸酯，當然，拼錯字了

Then there's the fact that it arrived in a garbage bag.

而且，它還用垃圾袋包裝運送

No microfiber sleeve, no box, no protection.

沒有緩衝材、沒有裝箱、沒有任何保護

Whatever safety level this helmet had it's probably compromised just from shipping.

這頂安全帽的安全程度可能在運送過程就已經降低了

[Whoosh noise]

[快速飛行聲]

Plus, the helmet smells so strongly of glue that if I wear more than five minutes,

還有，這頂安全帽的膠水位有夠重，如果戴超過 5 分鐘以上

I feel high.

我會ㄎㄧㄤ掉

Anyway, the first of our crash test is waterproofing.

好的，第一項衝擊測試是防水性檢測

The Scorpion has an "Ellip-Tech" visor which seals with a decisive thud,

蠍牌安全帽的鏡片有「橢圓科技」，蓋上時會有明確的撞擊聲

of a Bentley's boot lid.

就像賓利車的後車箱一樣

Meanwhile the AHP helmet closes with the most annoying sound, in the world

同時這頂 AHP 安全帽鏡片在開關時會發出全世界最惱人的聲音

Plus the vents look like they were made to fit a different helmet.

而且通風孔像是從另一頂安全帽拆下來裝上去的

Of course that doesn't really matter because with no holes in the EPS foam, the vents don't lead anywhere.

當然，這也無所謂，因為裡面的 EPS 保麗龍根本就沒有任何孔，風根本進不去

The AHP does have this zip on neck warmer though. I can't decide if that's innovative or idiotic.

AHP 安全帽還附帶保暖脖圍。我不知道該說這是創新還是白癡了

[Music] . . .

[音樂]...

Well, I'm still dry.

好，裡面還是乾的

[Music continues] . . .

[音樂持續撥放]...

[Most annoying noise in the world]

[世界是最惱人的聲音]

I'm not.

裡面濕了

Now . . . Soundproofing.

現在... 抗噪音測試

[Music] . . .

[音樂]...

[Ding noise]

[音效聲－叮]

Our next test is puncture strength, how many shots to penetrate the shell and visor of each helmet.

下一個測試是穿次測試，看要射多少發 BB 彈可以把鏡片及安全帽打穿

[Air rifle noises]

[空氣槍擊發聲]

[Music in background] Looks like six shots to get through the shell of the Scorpion.

[背景音樂]看來六發才能把蠍牌安全帽打穿

[Air rifle shot]

[空氣槍擊發聲]

And, only one shot to get through the "ABS / polycarbonate" mystery shell of the AHP.

而 AHP神秘的「ABS 或是聚碳酸酯」材質安全帽，只要一發就能打穿

Plus it went through the EPS and comfort foam underneath too.

而且也打穿了裡面的 EPS 保麗龍和泡沫海綿

[Air rifle noises]

[空氣槍擊發聲]

[Music continues]

[音樂持續撥放]

Yep, the third shot embedded in the visor of the scorpion. That's normal.

好的，第三發打穿蠍牌安全帽的鏡片。這很正常

[Air rifle noise]

[空氣槍擊發聲]

Holy shit!

天啊！

And . . . That is so not normal.

這... 不太正常

Only one shot to blow a cannon sized hole through the AHP's visor

一發就打穿 AHP 安全帽鏡片，留下砲彈那麼大的洞

Straight up dangerous.

危險極了

[Music in background] Now for the fun test.

[背景音樂]現在是趣味測試時間

Yessir.

是的，先生

[Music continues] . . .

[音樂持續撥放]...

So the legitimate helmet passed the side, top, and rear impact tests very good.

合格的安全帽通過側面、頂部以後方的撞擊測試

Meanwhile the bargain beauty clocked over 100 G's on all three.

而另一頂外觀優美且便宜的安全帽，三面撞擊力道都超過 100 G

[Whoosh noise]

[快速飛行聲]

But that's hardly surprising when you consider their size.

但一提到尺寸，你可能也不會驚訝

See the ebay embarrassment is way smaller and lighter at 1,175 grams.

在 ebay 上買的 AHP 安全帽比蠍牌安全帽小得多，而且輕了 1,175 公克

Now even a "shit Sherlock" could deduce the AHP, didn't really put much impact padding in here.

即使是「爛偵探」都可以推斷出 AHP 安全帽裡面沒有放很多緩衝物

Abrasion resistance!

耐磨測試！

The Scorpion helmet is "Tri-Matrix",

蠍牌安全帽使用「三矩編織法」

meaning that its shell is woven together with Fiberglass, and Aramids.

就是安全帽外殼是由玻璃纖維及聚芳醯胺纏繞製成

Meanwhile the AHP non-helmet, is either ABS or Polycarbonate, depending who you ask.

而 AHP 不安全帽既不是 ABS 塑膠材質也不是聚碳酸酯，這取決於你問誰

My bet is that it's neither.

如果是我，我會說兩者都不是

[Music] . . .

[音樂]...

And . . . there you have it,

然後... 答案揭曉

26 seconds for the Scorpion, and only 21 seconds for the AHP.

蠍牌安全帽 26 秒、AHP安全帽 21 秒

Though they're actually pretty close, and neither are very good.

儘管秒數都相近，但兩者都不太好

Golf Town!

高爾夫城！

The R710's chin bar is fully lined with EPS foam.

R710 安全帽的下巴由整條 EPS 保麗龍組成

Meanwhile, the helmets chin bar is fully lined with "blue foam"

而 AHP 安全帽的下巴全由「發泡棉」組成

No disrespect to the color blue, but that doesn't seem very thick.

無意汙辱藍色，但這看起來不太厚

Also as we found out after the abrasion test, they're only using styrofoam in here rather than EPS,

而且我發現，經過耐磨測試後，這頂安全帽只使用了聚苯乙烯泡沫塑料，而非 EPS 保麗龍

and there's about a fingers width between the shell and what's underneath.

而且外殼跟內部之間有好幾根手指寬的空隙

[Music] . . .

[音樂]...

Damage report, the Scorpion handled itself quite admirably,

毀損回報，蠍牌安全帽表現相當亮眼

whereas the AHP looks like it's been run over by a truck.

而 AHP 安全帽就像被卡車輾過一樣

Now the visor's shattered, the chin bar is basically gone,

鏡片碎光了，下巴基本上也不見了

we put a massive crack around the entire back of the helmet, and the melons are undoubtedly going to reflect this fact -

撞擊後安全帽後面跑出一大條裂痕，而無疑的是，哈密瓜證明了這一切

Scorpion

蠍牌

AHP

AHP

[Whoosh noise]

[快速飛行聲]

This state of destruction seems like the perfect time to assess build quality.

破壞後的樣貌似乎是個證明品質的好時機

Now on the scorpion the Ellip-Tech visor is still working perfectly,

蠍牌安全帽的橢圓科技鏡片仍然能順暢使用

and for vents we're three for four,

而通風孔有三到四個

chins busted, but good there, good there, and good there.

下巴破損了，但這裡、這裡還有這裡還是好了

Padding inside looks nice too.

裡面的緩衝材也好好的

Meanwhile on the cheaper lid, the only thing that's still working is the hideous neck condom.

這頂較便宜的安全帽，唯一還能用的是那醜陋的脖子用保險套

Oh Joy.

哦，好歡樂啊

Tallying the scores, the Scorpion EXO-R710 was better in every single way,

總結成績，蠍牌 EXO-R170 各方面都勝出

while the AHP helmet was dangerous in every single way.

而 AHP 安全帽各方面都很危險

If you're familiar with our old scoring system, the R710 would have notched six out of nine,

如果你知道我的舊評分方式，R710 安全帽會得到 6 分，滿分 9 分

while the AHP would have scored zero.

而 AHP 安全帽會掛蛋

As punishment for being one of the worst ways to spend $30, this happened

只花 30 元買安全帽的其中一種後果會是

Oh wow, the whole things just melted.

噢，整頂安全帽都融掉了

Yup.

是的

And that about does it for this crash test,

以上就是衝擊測試

on behalf of myself and Brian F9

僅表示我還有 Brian F9 的觀點

I'd like to thank you very much for watching, take care.

非常感謝大家的收看，保重

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