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First video of 2018!
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[ slam ]
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[ slam x2 ]
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Okay, maybe third, but- psh.
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First ACTUAL video people subscribe for.
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[ d i n g ]
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[ EAR RAPE ]
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If you follow me on Twitter (What a weeb), you would know that
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I'm currently up at college,
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to study animation in order to:
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One, make my animations way better, and
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Two, because YouTube won't last forever,
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And I need a way in which I can potentially get a job once YouTube dies
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so I won't be homeless living on the streets.
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Major studios hire from BYU from time to time. So, who knows?
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Maybe I'll be working in the industry in the future!
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I also need to actually learn how to use animation programs (Eeeh or Nervous face)
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instead of opting to Paint Tool SAI (Happy face :D)
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But who has the time for that? I'm a creature of habit. I'm not ashamed!
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[ d i n g ]
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I'll talk about animation school in a different video,
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but basically the two things I've learned this semester are,
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One,
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[ SLAM ]
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What?
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Stop drawing anime.
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Yeah, ain't nobody gonna look at that
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Yeah,
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You can just stop.
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And two, all the lectures about
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how to do well, in art and animation
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usually boil down to
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"git good"
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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To which I usually respond
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[ I N T E R N A L S U F F E R I N G ]
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meme.png
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AAAAAAAAAAAND, We're back with the news!
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Apartments. Since I'm out of state I needed to find a new place to stay in.
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I'm pretty used to sharing rooms with other people,
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at one point in my life,
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I slept in the same room with three other sisters. (W O A H)
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As long as my roommates treat me nice,
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we're not gonna have a problem.
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However, last time I was up at BYU, I had some very 'toxic' roommates.
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I saw on Facebook, that they're still there this semester, and I don't want to live with them..(Good choice.)
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sooo, I had to find a new place.
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BUT,
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Some of the apartments have the STRANGEST layouts I've ever seen.
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Here are some highlights,
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of uh, what I saw.
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The first place seemed good until I realized, it had no parking. (WAIT WAT)
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As a college student, I need a place to park my car.
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So, why is it that they have no parking?
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Because the apartments,
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are on a huge grass lot. (Ooh.)
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Their claim to fame was how 'rich' and 'luxurious' their grass was. (B O I)
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What the heck are college students supposed to use that grass for?
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What the heck are college students supposed to use that grass for? *nom*
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Pets?
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Pets?
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No, pets aren't allowed. (WHAT)
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Events?
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Events?
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No, you aren't allowed to host any events there. It was too expensive anyways,
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If you're gonna charge that much, at least have some form of parking.
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I was not willing to walk a mile just to park my car.
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The next apartment. I almost got, but THANK GOODNESS, I didn't.
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Right before I signed the contract,
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I noticed something... a little strange in the images provided for the unit.
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The shower was... inside your room. (SAY WHAAAAT)
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Like, across from your bed.
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In order to get outside of the shower, you had to walk on the carpet.
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It's like they thought,
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"We CoUlD mAkE a qUiCk bUcK bY tUrNiNg tHiS cLoSeT iNtO a ShOwEr.
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What could possibly go wrong?" *Bubsy reference*
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I'm sorry, do you not understand how mold works?
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After a while, that wet spot on the carpet, WILL start to stink, so I had to get out of that contract IMMEDIATELY.
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You thought closet shower was bad?
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Get a load of this:
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The next apartment had a legit portal to NARNIA.
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The shower was in between the WALLS. (WHAT THE-)
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Same as before. I was not gonna be held responsible for a moldy carpet.
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Also the fact that your roommate can watch you... shower?
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Would probably make me never want to shower,
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What if she had friends over, and I didn't know?
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Or what if you both wanted to take a shower-
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Or what if you both wanted to take a shower AT
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Or what if you both wanted to take a shower AT THE SAME
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Or what if you both wanted to take a shower AT THE SAME TIME?
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Or what if you both wanted to take a shower AT THE SAME TIME? [ door slam ]
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The problem with these apartments,
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Is that, the shower, was an afterthought,
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And if something like a shower is an afterthought,
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Then what else in the apartment was scrambled together just to make a quick buck?
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[ short-circuit intensifies ]
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The last apartment I'm gonna talk about,
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Is the most ridiculous of the bunch?
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This apartment looks all fancy and plush on the inside,
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But secretly it's a hole of torture.
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I can't tell you how many people want SO badly to get out of the contracts from this place.
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The parking spaces are put SO close together,
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That if your car wheel is on ANYWHERE on the line,
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Your car will be towed.
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They hide all these little fees in the price once you get a contract,
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And when you check out of the apartment,
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If there is any speck of dust or water on your counter,
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You'll get fined.
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"hMMM,
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"hMMM, No, it's not cleaned enough"
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"But I scrubbed the sink for HOURS."
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"Yeah,
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"Yeah, but did you see, uh...."
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"Yeah, but did you see, uh... that?"
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"What?"
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"The drop."
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"Yeah, uh... This is not clean."
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The apartment I ended up getting has been pretty great.
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I have plenty of space for my equipment, despite having to share a room
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There are NORMAL bathrooms, (YEE)
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And my roommates are pretty chill.
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It does have its flaws though. On the first night
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I was just trying to get into bed when all of a sudden...
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*instananeous p a i n*
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*pain.mp3 is currently loading*
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*pain.mp3 loaded.*
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I slammed my shin, into a cinderblock holding it up.
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That thing was super sharp. It literally took a chunk of flesh out of my leg. (Insert Roblox OOF.mp3 here:)
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I took another look at my contract, and found that apparently, they will fine you
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$45 per cinderblock, if they find them in your room.
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"Huh? Well, that's oddly specific"
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"Now, let's see how many I have... one, two, thre- frickin' eight?!"
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Apparently the girl before me didn't even have a bed frame when she got into the room
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so she was the one that put them there.
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I asked the managers for a bed frame, and they sent me one.
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But at this point I'm too lazy to put it up.
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[ glass shattering ]
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And besides, I don't want to have to move those cinder blocks,
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That requires... effort?
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Next girl that rents the place: Sorry, but now this is your problem.
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Hopefully they don't fine me for it though.
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Everything was going good with the apartment, until one night,
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Towards the end of the semester, this happened.
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[shgurr listening to "Without Me"]
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[MY HERO ACADEMIAAAA]
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Roommate: "Uhhh, heyyyy!"
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Shgurr: "Hmm, what's up?"
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Roommate: "Do you hear that?"
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[ PROCESSING... ]
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Shgurr: "Oh no."
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[ water splashing ]
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Shgurr: "Aw, you've got to be kidding me!"
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Shgurr: "Where's the leak even coming from?"
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Roommate: "What do we do? We've got to make it stop."
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Shgurr: " I- I don't know. Try one of the levers?"
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Shgurr: "Ah, now you see, it's slowing do-"
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[ WATER EAR RAPE ]
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So my apartment kind of flooded, but luckily it wasn't our fault.
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The apartment above us had turned on their washing machine,
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And there was a problem with their pipes,
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So it started to flood.
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Somehow, no one heard the massive wave of water filling up their floor.
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The pipe system for this building was made
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BEFORE there was a written 'code' to follow.
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So when the plumbers came over, they had a hard time navigating where the leak was,
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But, luckily it got taken care of.
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I only have one other problem with this apartment,
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And it has nothing to do with the place itself.
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I don't get much sleep at night, mainly because at 2:00 AM
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This is what I hear,
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[ squeaking ]
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[ squeaking intensifies ]
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[ please stop man ]
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[ now it's just absurd ] (let's get physical as a squeaking version )
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Someone likes to freakin' exercise at 2:00 AM in the morning!
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Of all the times you could do it, could you not, do it at 2-
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I-I am a freakin' "light sleeper" and it's really- ugh.
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At least that's what I thought until, recently it sounds more like a
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At least that's what I thought until, recently it sounds more like a bed squeaking. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I mean talk about rude. I want to join the pillow fight, too. (?)
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So yeah, do you guys have any crazy apartment stories? Let me know in the comments below!
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I'll be at VidCon 2018 as well as "Animanga" 2018, if you use the code "sugar18"
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You'll get 15% off on your animanga ticket!
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VidCon is coming up in a few weeks, and it's my first one. So I really don't know what to expect but,
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I want lots of hugs, so find me, and I'll give you a hug, and we can chat and
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Whatever. This video was supposed to come out, like, three months ago
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But school just really got in the way. So I'm really sorry. I'll try to be better with my upload schedule this summer. So...
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Thanks for watching the video. Bye!
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[Subtitles by the community, namely Initial: Indigen0us Polishing: (oh hey, thanks for editing my stuff and removing my memes, put your name here in place of stuff. thanks.) Polished a little by Super Luigi World 27.
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nooo the memes ):