- Not a sponsor. - Let's talk about that.

- 這不是業配 - 來聊聊吧

(upbeat theme music)

(活力四射的主題音樂)

-Good Mythical Summer.

早啊神話般的夏天

We got some exciting news, in addition to our big

我們有些令人興奮的消息，除了我們盛大的

Australian tour, the Tour of Mythicality is hitting

澳洲巡迴演出，神話般的巡迴演出

the road one more time in 2018,

要再度上路了

on November eighth, we're gonna be at the Sony Center

2018 年 11 月 8 號，我們會在加拿大多倫多的索尼中心

in Toronto, Canada, on Friday, November ninth,

11 月 9 號，星期五

we'll be in Atlantic City, New Jersey at Caesar's Palace,

我們會在紐澤西州大西洋城的凱薩皇宮

and then we're gonna be wrapping things up

最後 11 月 10 號，我們會在

at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut on November 10th.

康乃狄克州的 Foxwood 度假村收尾

All the info for the tour is at TourOfMythicality.com,

所有相關資訊都在 TourOfMythical.com

and if you want early access, make sure you go there

如果你想要獲得早鳥消息，記得到網站上

and subscribe to our mythical monthly newsletter,

訂閱我們的神話般的月刊

and follow our social accounts, @RhettAndLink.

同時追蹤我們的社群帳號，@RhettAndLink

These are the final shows we're gonna be playing

這些是我們 2018 年最後的幾場演出了

for the rest of 2018, so if you want to come see us,

如果你想來看看我們

but missed the tour the first time around,

但是錯過了之前那次巡迴演出

this is your chance.

好好把握這次的機會

But now, the donut. - Yes.

不過現在先來談談甜甜圈吧 - 對

It's the perfect representation of life,

這就是生命的最佳代表

cyclical, sweet, and it gives you high blood pressure.

週期狀的、甜甜的、會給你帶來高血壓的

Now, we just got Dunkin' Donuts in California

鄧肯甜甜圈幾年前

a couple years ago, but it turns out,

才進駐加州，不過事實上

there's actually Dunkin' Donuts all over the world,

全世界都有鄧肯甜甜圈的蹤影

and those global locations serve some interesting versions.

而不同地區的分店有一些很有趣的特別版本

So today, we wanted to taste some selections

所以今天我們要來嚐嚐

from international DD menus and see if we can

全世界不同的鄧肯甜甜圈

deduce the donut, it's time for

看能不能嚐出什麼頭緒，接下來就是

[Together] Where in the World Do These

這些鄧肯甜甜圈是從

International Dunkin' Donuts Come From?

世界的哪個角落來的？

- You know how this works.

你知道我們接下來要做什麼

We're each gonna taste a Dunkin' Donuts item

我們兩個要吃吃看

that has been recreated by our mythical chefs,

由我們神話般的廚師，Jess 和 Josh 模仿做出來的

Tess and Josh.

鄧肯甜甜圈

And then we're going to determine where we think

然後我們要對著地圖

that is from by throwing a dart at our map,

朝我們認為是甜甜圈的來源地丟飛鏢

which is manned by our resident cartographer, Chase,

這個地圖是由我們的地圖製作班底，Chase 做的

in his map shirt.

他還穿著地圖 T 恤呢

He's gonna measure the distance to see who is closest

他會測量看我們誰丟的飛鏢

to the correct location.

距離正確的甜甜圈來源地最近

Link, as we have established,

Link，我們之前就知道了

you're bad at this game.

你對這個遊戲真的很不在行

And so today, I'm gonna give you the don-art,

所以呢，我今天要讓你丟「甜甜圈飛鏢」

which is at any point of your choosing,

你在這個遊戲的任何時刻

you can take 12 of the donut holes, the munchkins

可以拿 12 個甜甜圈中間的麵團，也就是

from Dunkin' Donuts, they're powdered sugar covered,

鄧肯甜甜圈的小甜球，他們上面都灑了糖粉

you can throw all 12, the whole box and the 12

你可以一次扔出全部 12 個，連盒子一起丟出去

at the thing, and the closest powdered sugar dot

而最靠近正確答案的糖粉粒

to the correct answer is your guess, okay.

就是你的答案，OK 吧

I will gladly accept that advantage.

我欣然接受這樣的偷吃步

Okay, whoever has the shortest total distance at the end

好的，看我們最後誰的加總距離最短

of the game wins, and the loser has to eat a scro-nut

就贏了，而輸的人要在神話般的花絮中

in Good Mythical more, which obviously

吃「噁心甜甜圈」，也就是

is a donut filled with testicle mousse.

裡面填滿睪丸慕斯的甜甜圈

- Testicle mousse. - Alright, let's have

- 睪丸慕斯 - 好的，讓我們來嚐嚐

the first donut. (tribal chanting)

第一個甜甜圈吧 (民族音樂)

What is this freaking donut, it's hairy.

這是什麼鬼甜甜圈？他好多毛啊

[Rhett] It's got fuzz on it.

上面有絨毛欸

It's like a freakin' sesame seed asbestos donut.

這看起來像天殺的芝麻混石綿的甜甜圈

Oh gosh, but smell it, that is,

噢老天，你聞聞看

there is something off about that.

這東西就是有哪裡怪怪的

It's from the sea.

這是從海裡來的吧

You're biting it already?

你已經開始吃了？

That's meat.

是肉

That's freaking meat hair.

這是天殺的肉的毛

It's hair-ible.

這毛得嚇人 (hair 與 terrible 的結合)

It's meat, it's like jerky of some kind.

這是肉，有點像是肉乾之類的東西

That's bad, y'all.

嚐起來不太行啊各位

Alright, Rhett, since I'm taller than you are short,

好的，Rhett，因為我比你高

you should go first.

所以應該讓你先丟

Where on the Earth would someone want to purchase this?

世界上怎麼會有人想買這個東西？

What do you think it is, you think it's meat?

你覺得這是什麼，是肉嗎？

It's definitely meat, it's meat and seaweed.

這絕對是肉，肉跟海苔

So we are definitely in an Asian location.

所以這絕對是在亞洲地區

I mean, I think this could just as easily

我是說，我覺得這一定是

be China or Japan.

中國或是日本

I'm going to aim at east China, just in case.

我要瞄準中國東部，最保險

I'm basically aiming between China and Japan.

我要瞄準中國和日本中間

Oh, okay, I hit China.

噢，好的，我丟中了中國

Okay, I'm gonna try to do what you were unable to do.

好的，我要試著丟你丟不到的地方

Oh, okay.

噢，好喔

Which is just go to the right of your dot,

也就是丟到你的飛鏢的右邊

but still hit China. - Get close to Japan.

- 然後仍然在中國裡 - 離日本近一點

- Boom. - Wow.

- 登愣 - 哇

- Not bad, ha ha. - We're both in China,

- 還不錯嘛，哈哈 - 我們兩個都在中國裡

you're closer to Japan

只是你比較靠近日本

So what the crap is this?

所以這到底是什麼鬼東西

[Stevie] You guys are off to a great start.

你們兩個有不錯的起頭喔

This is a donut topped with dried pork floss.

這是上面灑了豬肉肉鬆的甜甜圈

- Pork floss. - Pork floss.

- 豬肉肉鬆 - 豬肉肉鬆

- This is what - And seaweed.

- 這是 - 還有海苔

pigs floss with? - Yep.

- 豬肉的細毛？ - 是的

- [Stevie] Which can be enjoyed in Dunkin' Donuts China.

這個在中國的鄧肯甜甜圈可以吃得到

- Oh! - Oh, look at us.

- 噢！ - 噢，看看我們

- So we both get zero points. - We both get zero.

- 所以我們兩個都零分 - 我們兩個都零分

What are you measuring?

你在量什麼？

[Rhett] Yeah, come on, Chase, there's no measuring.

對啊，拜託，Chase，有什麼好量的

For the first time ever, we both nailed

史上第一次，我們兩個

the country, I think. (bell dings)

都猜對國家了，應該是吧 (鈴聲叮叮)

- We started off zero-zero, man.

我們一開始就平手欸，老兄

Hey, this could be,

嘿，這應該是

this could be a,

這應該是個

this could be a really good day for you, man.

這應該是個不錯的日子喔，老兄

And you.

你也是

I wasn't trying to block this,

我剛剛不是要擋住你

No, no, that's the new five, it's the 2018 five.

沒有沒有，這是新的擊掌，2018 擊掌

No, no, no, hear me out.

不是不是，聽我說

This is how you do it.

是這樣做的

You go up, you go under, and then you hit the back.

先往上、再往下，然後用手背擊掌

It's the mythical high five.

這就是神話般的擊掌

But what about the, you went down.

不過這個怎麼樣，先往下

- Let's practice later. - Okay, yeah.

- 我們等等再來練習 - OK，對

(tribal chanting)

(民族音樂)

Ooh, it's a pig in blanket.

噢，這是個蓋著小毯毯的豬

Ah, ooh, it's warm.

啊，噢，溫溫熱熱的

[Link] There's no donut aspect to this.

這看起來一點都不像甜甜圈

Well it's, I mean, kind of.

是有一點啦

A pig in a blanket has nothing to do with a donut

一隻蓋著小毯毯的豬跟我想像中的甜甜圈

in my mind, but, oh, is there cheese

一點關係都沒有，但是，噢

inside of this sausage?

這熱狗裡面是起司嗎？

There's cheese inside of the sausage.

熱狗裡面有起司欸

It's so good, but in no way is it donut.

這真的好好吃，不過絕對不算甜甜圈

Well, I mean, it's round if you look at it like that.

不過從這個角度看是圓圓的啦

See, they had to add this to the menu.

你看，他們必須要把這個加到菜單上

- To get people to come in to wherever this is sold.

吸引人們到這裡來，不管這個到底在哪裡販售

I mean it's like a brat.

這看起來就像個乳臭未乾的小子

I mean, we're obviously talking Germany, right?

這一定就是德國，對吧？

Right.

是吧

Oh, you don't think so?

喔，你不這麼認為嗎？

Well, I know that--

我是覺得...

I live in the USA and I love this.

我住在美國，然後我很愛這個

I know that sausages are a thing in Argentina,

我知道阿根廷很瘋熱狗

because that's where the whole steak,

那邊就是有整塊的牛排

you know, when you go to a Brazilian steakhouse situation,

那種你去巴西牛排館

and you get the, they're into meat, so.

然後你進去之後，他們又很愛吃肉，然後...

Yeah, you're right,

對啦，你說得對

and they'll come around to your table at those restaurants

那種餐廳就是他們會過來桌邊

and just, but there's not pig in a blanket there.

然後就這樣...可是那裡沒有蓋著小毯毯的豬啊

But there's sausages.

可是有熱狗

Wa-zam, ho, Bulgaria gets the vote from me.

哇喔！就是保加利亞的啦

- Wa-zam, Bulgaria! - I'll stay back here.

- 哇！保加利亞！ - 我就待在這兒

Alright, now you were trying to throw me off

好啊，你剛剛就是在說服我瞄準阿根廷嘛

at Argentina, don't lie.

少騙我了

Or you know what, aim for Argentina.

不然你自己也瞄準阿根廷啊

No, I think Ger--

不，我覺得是德...

Put your dare where your mouth is, buddy.

要說到做到啊，兄弟

I was trying to throw you off, I do think

我剛剛只是在混淆你

that it's probably Germany.

我還是覺得是德國

Okay, I'm aiming for the Germans.

好，我要來瞄準德國

Oooh, you got closer, but I hope you're wrong.

噢，你丟得比較近，不過我還是希望你答錯了

- Stevie, what is this? - Okay guys,

- Steve，答案是什麼？ - 好的，各位

this is a cheese-filled sausage wrapped in a flaky pastry

這是個外面包著酥皮的起司熱狗

called a kolachi, which originated in Central Europe,

叫做 kolachi，發源地是中歐地區

but is extremely popular and co-opted

不過這個東西在德州的鄧肯甜甜圈

by Dunkin' Donuts in Texas.

非常夯

What?

什麼？

- [Link] And you're just ever so slightly closer

而你就是比我更靠近德州

to Texas than me. - I can see how

- 這麼一點點 - 看得出來

Texans would love this.

這個東西在德州很受歡迎

I've been to Texas, and I love it.

我去過德州，而我很愛這個

Alright, Rhett, you had 36, Link you had 40.

好的，Rhett，你得了 36 分，而 Link 得到 40 分

Oh, okay, alright.

喔，OK，好

Hmm, that Bulgaria wa-zam really didn't

嗯... 那個保加利亞對你

help you out, did it? (tribal chanting)

沒有什麼幫助齁？ (民族音樂)

Sesame seeds, is that what we're working with here?

又是芝麻，現在是流行芝麻嗎？

A lot of sesame seeds, I think whatever's inside

很多很多的芝麻，我猜裡面包的東西

is gonna be the big giveaway.

應該很讚

I think it's just cream in there.

我猜裡面只是奶油

- It's a cream cheese, almost. - Yep, you're right.

- 應該是奶油乳酪 - 對，沒錯

It is amazing.

這太棒了

It is really, really tasty.

這真的非常非常好吃

Alright, you dart it up first.

好的，你先丟

I, boy.

我...老天

Whatcha thinking?

你在想什麼

Nothing is coming to me.

我什麼都想不到

- Nothing. - Yeah, I mean,

- 完全沒有 - 對啊，我是說

- cream cheese. - Ah man,

- 奶油乳酪欸 - 啊，老兄

I just feel like I need to do a protective throw.

我覺得我現在應該要丟一個保守的

As opposed to making a very definitive choice,

而不是一個非常明確的地方

because there's nothing definitive coming to me.

因為我一點都想不到任何一個明確的地方

It could be Argentina, it could be Japan.

可能是阿根廷，可能是日本

- They love sesame seeds in-- - It could be Germany.

- 他們很愛放芝麻在... - 也可能是德國

- Japan? - I'm gonna throw it

- 日本？ - 我要來瞄準

in the middle of Africa,

非洲中部

and just hope I get lucky.

然後祈禱我今天夠幸運

Oh, or Bulgaria.

噢，或是保加利亞

Now when I think sesame seeds, I think sesame chicken.

一看到芝麻，我就想到芝麻雞

And when I want sesame chicken,

而當我想吃芝麻雞的時候

I order Chinese takeout,

我就會去外帶中華料理

which is why, I'm gonna aim for Bulgaria.

所以勒，我要瞄準保加利亞

'Cause I don't think that that logic holds true.

因為我不覺得邏輯在這裡有什麼用

Alright, I'm gonna hedge my bets here

好的，我要來瞄準這裡

to hit my dart on your dart.

瞄準飛鏢落在你的飛鏢上

Really, oh come on, come on, come on.

是喔，來啊，來啊，來啊

Wham, a little low.

哇，有點低

Alright, where is this from?

好，所以這是哪裡來的

[Stevie] You guys are on fire today.

你們兩個今天真是勢如破竹欸

This donut that clearly wants to be a bagel

這個一臉想要當貝果的甜甜圈

is stuffed with cream cheese and topped with sesame,

裡面填滿了奶油乳酪，上面灑了芝麻

and you can eat one in Bulgaria.

而你可以在保加利亞吃到它

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! - Oh man!

- 噢噢噢噢噢！ - 噢老天！

Oh man, ah, I'm sorry dude.

噢天啊，我很抱歉啊老兄

I don't know how it happens.

我不知道這是怎麼發生的

- You lucky dog. - I did not mean

- 你今天真是狗屎運 - 我不是故意要

to get close to Bulgaria.

丟這麼靠近保加利亞的

Alright, so he pulled ahead a little bit.

好啦，所以他現在就是領先了一點

A little bit, Rhett had three, and Link had six.

一點點，Rhett 得 3 分，Link 得 6 分

It's still very close. (bell dings)

不過還是很接近啦 (鈴聲叮叮)

You got a don-art coming up man.

你接下來就可以使用「甜甜圈飛鏢」了

(tribal chanting)

(民族音樂)

- This is - Boy, this smells good.

- 這是... - 老天，這聞起來好香

Some sort of open-faced,

某種外露的...

- Once again, not a donut. - Sandwich.

- 又來了，這不是甜甜圈 - 三明治

Is that cheese and, like, black beans?

這是起司跟... 黑豆嗎？

- Dink it, sink it. - Sink it.

- 乾杯，吃了他 - 吃了他

Black beans and cheese on a hoagie top.

潛艇堡上加了黑豆和起司

Hoagie top, hoagie top.

潛艇堡、潛艇堡

You're up first, Neal.

你先吧，Neal

Now I could use my munchkins on this one.

我想我這次可以用我的甜甜圈飛鏢

Yep, you still got those.

沒錯，你還有那個可以用

I mean you got some refried bean action.

我是說，這裡面有豆泥欸

I mean, a lot of Mexican food's got the refried beans,

很多墨西哥食物裡都有豆泥

and Honduras kisses Mexico

而就我看來

according to my visual optics.

宏都拉斯跟墨西哥是心連心的

I don't think we're going South Africa for any reason.

我覺得這絕對不是南非

Well, the only thing I will say is that bean spread,

我的唯一疑慮是那個豆泥

I don't know if it's black bean, bean spread

我不知道是不是黑豆

is a north African thing.

豆泥在北非滿常見的

But cheese, it seems to throw it off a little bit.

可是又有起司，這樣讓我再考慮了一下

I mean, Morocco, I'm just saying is a candidate.

也許是摩洛哥，這很可能是個候選選項

Whenever you start talking, and I'm gonna throw a dart,

每當你開始講話，我就要開始丟飛鏢了

I've learned not to listen.

我已經學會把你當耳邊風

- Good, that's my-- - But I was listening.

- 很好，這就是我... - 但其實我有在聽

Well fine, I'll just--

我只是...

And also, the French occupation of Morocco,

還有啊，法國佔領摩洛哥

which introduced the baguette into their,

也就是他們把法國麵包引進他們的...

I don't think there was a French occupation of Morocco,

我其實不覺得法國有佔領過摩洛哥

but it sounded smart. - You know what,

不過聽起來好像很厲害 - 你知道嗎

I'm gonna go for a bold choice, saving my munchkins

我要做個大膽的決定，把我的小甜球

for the final.

留到最後

Honduras, here I come.

宏都拉斯，就是你了

Dang it, too high.

可惡，太高了

Too high, you know what,

太高了，你知道嗎

I think you've made this easy for me.

我覺得你讓這個遊戲的難度降低了

- I did, yes. - Because now all I have to do

- 我是啊，沒錯 - 因為我現在只要