Name: 【今夜秀】凱特·布蘭琪矇眼餵食吉米，場面十分美味 (Cate Blanchett Gives Jimmy a Blind Burger Taste Test)
Uploaded: 2018-08-16T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 9 min 33 s

- 他們是最棒的觀眾！ - 沒錯！

I have a long history with seaman, so... yeah.

我對海軍/精子知道可多的 (seaman 和 semen 發音一樣) ，所以. . .是的

- Me too. - I don't want to know about...

- 我也很了解他 (它) 們 - 我可不想知道. . .

Well, I can clearly see you have something in your hair.

It's always great to see you. You look fantastic.

見到妳真開心，妳看起來美極了！

-Oh, so do you. -Thank you. I appreciate that.

What about me is so fantastic? No, I'm just kidding.

我哪裡還不賴？別認真，問好玩的

a taste test of which burger, right, is that what's going on?

吃出是哪種口味的漢堡，對吧？接下來要做的

Sorry, guys and girls and ladies and transgender people

很抱歉，在座的先生、小姐跟跨性別朋友

But I... I'm always disappointed by the American burger

there's no caramelized onion, and there's no egg.

Which, I swear to God, is the best goddamn burger...

Superiority Burger — you will ever have in your life.

「超級漢堡」— 絕對是你這輩子吃過最棒的

All right. So how do you want to do this?

Well, I want to blindfold you, for many reasons.

[ Cheers and applause ] This is gonna be fun!

(歡呼聲與拍手聲) 超好玩的啦！

- All right, here we go. -That's not a blindfold.

That's something you get in first class on American Airlines.

你坐美國航空的頭等艙就拿得到了

我只搭經濟艙，沒看過這個東西

- 我看起來怎樣？棒嗎？- 嗯，怎麼說

-Does it look not good? -You feeling comfortable?

- 看起來不好嗎？- 您感覺舒服嗎？

-Feels like 50 shades of... -50 shades of burger.

- 好像什麼的五十道陰影. . .  - 漢堡的五十道陰影！

Are you ready for your burger? Bring on the burgers, boys.

準備好試吃漢堡了嗎？上菜吧小子

We're gonna go with the traditional first

because I know you're a traditional kind of guy.

Why am I blindfolded? I know what a burger looks like.

我為什麼要被蒙住？我很清楚漢堡長什麼樣子啊

- 這樣很性感 - 好，了解，多謝

So, this is the traditional Australian burger.

It's got egg. It's got caramelized onions.

It's got lettuce. I should work at McDonald's.

還有生菜，我該在麥當勞工作的

That gets the egg going. [ Audience groans ]

蛋打下去蛋汁流出才對(觀眾驚訝嘆息聲)

Oh, my God, this is gonna be so much fun, Jimmy.

-I can't wait for you to eat it! -All right, here we go.

- Now what do I do? - You open your mouth.

很挑逗吧！(有些性暗示的意味)

There's a beet in there. It actually tasted real good.

So, you forget beets in America, really important.

你看，美國漢堡就沒加甜菜，這可是美味關鍵！

-I never had that. -What else did you get?

- 我從未吃過這樣的漢堡 - 你還吃到那些食材？

-I got egg in there. Caramelized onions, right?

Did you get, you know, GM-beef or did you get... oh, hang on.

有吃到基因改良的牛肉嗎？等等喔

You are gonna go home to your wife and she is going say,

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【今夜秀】凱特·布蘭琪矇眼餵食吉米，場面十分美味 (Cate Blanchett Gives Jimmy a Blind Burger Taste Test)

audience

ruin

applause

fantastic