and somebody whips out a can of air?

有人拿一罐空氣揮來揮去嗎 ?

- So since here at Buzzfeed we are out of ideas,

我們 Buzzfeed 團隊已經沒梗了

today we're trying expensive air.

所以今天來試試貴桑桑的空氣

- I honestly think it's the craziest thing

我認真覺得這是我人生中

I have ever heard in my life.

聽過最瘋狂的事

- If this air is really expensive,

如果這真的很貴

I do expect it to give me all the oxygen intake

我倒是希望這可以給我

that I need for the month and also maybe

一整個月需要的氧氣，或者是

if it gets me a little high that'd be cool.

吸了可以讓我飄飄欲仙

- I'm very picky about what I breathe

我對呼吸的空氣很要求

so maybe I'll pay for it.

或許我願意付錢試試

It depends on how good it is.

希望它還不錯

- Edie, you got that kinda money?

Edie，妳有錢了嗎 ?

This is like drugs.

像毒品的樣子

- It's so light.

好輕

- It's so light, I'm like, "There's nothing in here."

好輕喔，根本沒有東西呀

- Why?

蝦米 ?

- Instructions, open cap and enjoy.

使用說明 : 打開蓋子，請享用

- What?

怎麼用 ?

Ah, I figured it out!

我知道了 !

- Alright, guys, we're gonna sniff some air.

好囉，各位，我們要吸囉

What the heck is this?

這什麼東西 ?

- It was literally like air.

就空氣一瓶

- I don't taste anything, I don't feel anything.

無味無感

- It's flip-flopping air, it's air, this is air.

令人森七七的空氣，不過就空氣而已嘛

This is normal air, it tastes like the same air

一般般的空氣，跟我們在吸的

that we are breathing right now.

空氣沒甚麼兩樣

- I think these facts are about to be, like, depressing.

這件事令人沮喪

- According to the World Health Organization,

根據世界健康組織

air pollution poses the greatest

空汙對人體健康

environmental risk to human health.

是最大的環境風險因子

And in 2016, the majority of outdoor

2016 年空汙在亞洲

air pollution-related deaths occurred in Asia.

是戶外最主要的致命因子

- I used to live in Korea and I remember during soccer games

之前住在韓國，我還記得足球賽時

we had to test the yellow dust that was outside

還要測戶外的黃色粉塵濃度

because if it was too much we couldn't play.

濃度如果太高就不能舉行比賽

- That's really sad.

很遺憾

Air pollution is considered the

空汙

fourth-largest threat to human health,

構成人體健康第四大威脅

following blood pressure, dietary risks, and smoking.

僅次於高血壓、糖尿病與菸害

- I think it's even worse because smoking is by choice.

我覺得空汙更糟，因為菸害是可以避免的

You can choose not to but air, what do you do?

你有所選擇，但是空氣，你該如何是好 ?

Stay home?

一直待在家嗎 ?

- Yeah, and even then the air comes in from outside.

沒錯，而且空氣是流通的

- Some scientists even believe that

部分科學家認為

air pollution causes birth defects.

空汙會造成生理缺陷

- So in 2016, 2.6 million deaths were

2016年中，兩百六十萬人的死因

linked to air pollution in the house,

歸因於居家空汙

and 4.3 million deaths were linked to outdoor air pollution.

四百三十萬人的死因則歸因於戶外空汙

That's six million people in one year?

一年有六百萬人這麼多 ?

Now I'm really sad and I shouldn't be wasting this air.

很令人傷心，我真地不應該再浪費這罐空氣了

- I feel like there's no fixing it.

我覺得這麼做無濟於事

We done (beep) up.

我們人類玩夠了

Just don't have kids, everyone.

我們也沒後代呀，各位

- I grew up in China until I was 23.

我 23 歲前都在中國

By the time I was 18, like, the air in Beijing just,

直到我 18 歲，北京的空氣

like, you can't really see each other

會讓你走路時

when you, like, walk towards people.

看不到前面的人

I feel fine so far but who know if there's

我目前是沒有甚麼異樣，但是誰知

something it's done to me, you know?

我身體是不是已經怎麼了

- I understand why there's canned air.

我能理解為何有罐裝空氣了

Looking at these facts, pollution is

這些擺在眼前的事實，空汙真的是

a big problem that we have.

我們很大的問題

- It sounds silly to pay for air but if you're

花錢買空氣聽起來很愚蠢，但是

in an environment where you literally can't breathe

在一個你無法呼吸新鮮空氣的環境

or there's something wrong with your air or air pollution,

或是，空氣有問題、空氣汙染

this is a temporary fix to your problem.

這會是一個治標的解決方式

- Moral of the story, treat our planet better

這則故事學到的是，要對我們的地球好一點

so we don't need canned air.

我們就不需要罐裝空氣了

- This is a great product for people that really need it.

這對某些人是個很有用的產品

It should really open up conversations about air pollution

空汙議題值得大家討論

and what we can do to make and create

我們可以做的就是打造

a better environment for all people to live

全人類一個更好的居住環境

because seven million people dying a year,

一年有七百萬人死亡

that's not good so let's figure it out together.

這不是件好事，請大家一起想辦法