W: Yeah, we worked like two weeks on that one too.

W：我們做這支影片也花了兩個禮拜吧

P: Plus, there's four of us. If we all watched it, technically there's only one view.

P：而且我們有四個人。 如果每個人都看過影片了，嚴格來說點閱率其實只有1。

S: Uh, actually I watched it twice so...

S：ㄜ...其實我自己看了兩次，所以點閱率...

W: What are we gonna do?

W: 我們該怎麼辦？

W: Gave up my job, so we could take this seriously.

W：我都為了要專心拍片而辭職了

S: Yeah, we all did.

S：對啊，我們全都辭了

P: Hey, guys.

P：欸欸

P: Check this out real quick.

P：看一下這個

R: Why, hello there.

R： 哈囉 你們好

R: Are you having a hard time getting people to view your videos?

R：你們是否正為了點閱率而煩惱呢？

R: Are you in a tight spot right now because you gave up your job to pursue YouTube as a career?

R：你們現在是否處於困難中，因為你們放棄了工作來追求YouTube夢想？

W: Woah, that's spot on, huh?

W：哇，他說的太好了吧

R: Are you four guys splitting rent on a beat up apartment sitting on a long brown couch...

R：你們四個人是否合租一間破爛小公寓， 還一起坐在咖啡色沙發上？

R: ...surrounded by garbage and a red finger vase...

R：周圍有一堆垃圾和一個紅色手指花瓶......

R: ...that's held together by blue painter's tape?

R：那花瓶還是用藍色紙膠帶黏起來的

W: What the hell?

W：搞什麼啊

R: Or one of the four of you has a secret embarrassing addiction to eating his own boogers?

R：或者，你們四人理有人的秘密癮頭是吃自己的鼻屎？

D: I bet it's Sean.

D：我賭這是一定是Sean

R: Well, if that's the case, you've come to the right place.

R：如果是這樣的話，你們來對地方了。

R: Welcome to "How to Get Views on Youtube".

R：歡迎來到「如何獲得Youtube點閱」。

Everyone: YEAH!!

你拍了一段蠢影片

P: Dude, our new apology video got twice the views of our third and fourth video combined!

或一段搞笑劇

S: Hell yeah, that's wassup!

有新東西

W: Look at this money!

快上傳

P: We are set for life!

但是根本沒人看你的影片

D: Wait, hold on, guys, guys, guys.

你還是很有熱忱

D: I just found out how we can make even more money.

你想要繼續做自己

W: What?

又失敗了

P: How?

你就是不知道為什麼

D: There's ads on Facebook now!

Youtuber的秘訣說

D: We could take all the same videos that we've been uploading on here and upload them on Facebook and make twice as much money!

「做你想做的就對了」

W: No way!

喔 那真的是很好的建議

Everyone: Yeah!!

不過你我都知道那是才不是事實

R: Ooh, that sucks.

現在不像2010年一樣好混了

P: Wait, what sucks?

有一大堆新規定

R: Well you guys just said the F word twice so that's two strikes in your account.

這裡有真的能獲得Youtube點閱的方法

W: What?

怎麼樣才能獲得點閱

S: Two strikes?

怎麼樣才能獲得點閱

R: One more and you guys are pretty much- P: We didn't say the F word.

有好多你能做的方法

D: Yeah, we were just talking about how there's ads on Facebook now- R: And there's strike number three.

如果你想要獲得點閱

Everyone: Woah woah wait!

把最近的流行趨勢

Everyone: Nononononono-

塞進影片標題裡

D: Man, this sucks!

弄個造假的挑戰

P: Who are you?!

或是直接買隻哀鳳

D: All you gotta do is give Ryan a wig and he'll start dancing.

可以隨便找幾個陌生人

P: The thing is Ryan's dance moves are like way more cringy on purpose.

讓他們在攝影棚裡接吻

Everyone: *laughs*

把浴缸倒滿觀眾喜歡的東西