Can we just start it already?

我們可以開始了嗎？

He said he'd be right back.

他說他很快就會回來

Yeah, but that was like 20 minutes ago. You know he always does this.

對啊，但那已經是 20 分鐘前的事了。你也知道，他常常這樣

We could've played one by now, just kick him!

我們原本可以多玩一場的，踢他啦！

Alright, we'll do a quick one. Tilted Towers.

好吧，速戰速決。我們直接跳 Tilted Towers (註：Tilted Towers 為 電玩 Fortnite 地圖裡中間偏左的一塊區域，因為資源豐富，大多喜愛競爭的玩家都會降落在此區)

No, no, no, wait guys, I'm back. I'm back.

不不不，等等我各位，我回來了

Finally.

終於啊

What took you so long?

怎麼那麼久啊？

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry about that.

噢，我很抱歉

It's okay. Just ready up.

好啦。快按準備

I- I totally will. J- just give me like one more minute.

我... 會的。再等我一分鐘就好

What?

甚麼？

Are you kidding me?

你認真？

You know what, just start it.

直接開始吧！

No no no guys. I swear. I just need one more minute.

不不不，各位。我發誓。再一分鐘就好

I just got to finish something real quick. -Oh my god.

我有件急事要辦－天啊

What do you need to do?

你又要去幹嘛了？

Just one - one more second, I swear

一、一下子就好，我發誓

Seriously, if we're gonna wait for him one more time I might as well just get off and call it a night and-

說真的，如果要再等他一下，我就要直接退遊戲，上床睡覺了

Wait wait; shh shh!

等等；安靜、安靜！

What's that sound?

那甚麼聲音？

(Clash of Clans sounds are audible in the background)

(通訊軟體傳出《部落衝突》遊戲音效聲)

He's playing Clash.

他在玩《部落衝突》

Oh, my god!

天啊！

Alright, we're just gonna start.

好了，我們直接開始吧

(From a mic) No guys I'm almost done, I swear!

(透過通訊軟體說話) 不，各位。我快好了，我發誓！

Everything we've done.

我們的事蹟

All the sacrifices. The lives lost. The materials.

那些犧牲、那些死亡、那些資源

It all comes down to this.

一切都發生在這

I know that I may have let you all down in the past.

我了解，過去我曾讓你們感到失望

Well, not this time.

但這次，我不會重蹈覆轍

Feels like it's been years since the war began.

感覺戰爭持續了好幾年

Uh, guys?

痾，各位？

I can barely remember our days in Shifty Shafts, Greasy Grove, all that time we spent on-

我幾乎忘記我們在 Shifty Shafts、Greasy Grove 度過的日子了－

Dude, it's been 7 minutes. We just started.

老兄啊，遊戲才開始 7 分鐘而已耶

Yeah. What are you talking about?

對啊，你在那自言自語甚麼?

We didn't even go to Greasy Grove!

我們根本沒去過 Greasy Grove！

Yeah. Why do you always get so weird when we play this?

對啊，你怎麼每次玩 《Fornite》 時，都變得怪裡怪氣的？

That's what separates me from the average player.

這就是我跟一般玩家不同的地方

What are you doing?

你在幹嘛啊？

Get down!

蹲下！

This is the kind of mindset you need if you want to make it to the top of the Royale.

這是你想要在這遊戲中拿第一名，該要有的思維模式

Seriously. There's a team out there .

說真的，外面有一隊玩家

Just crouch!

蹲下就對了！

See, this might seem like some kind of game to you-

也許這對你來說，只是款遊戲

Whatever. If he gets knock down, I get his SCAR.

管他的啦，如果他掛了，可以以撿他的 Scar 步槍

To me, my mind-

但對我來說，我的思維－

What? I have a pistol. You have a rifle.

甚麼？我只有手槍。你卻拿步槍？

The best players get the best guns!

玩得最好的拿好槍

Fortnite is a way of li-

《Fornite》是一種生命之 (道)－

Yeah, no, you can't catch bullets in this game.

但這遊戲不能接子彈

I know!

我知道！

Uh... Is someone gonna revive me or... What? We starting over?

痾... 有人要扶我起來或... 我們重開一局？

Looks like you don't got a gun.

看來你沒有槍

Neither do you.

你也是啊

I guess we both dropped in the wrong house.

看來我們都跳錯房子了

I guess we did.

我想也是

Ahh!

啊！

(gasp)

(發出驚嘆的喘息聲)

Can you guys see me?

你們看得到我嗎？

Why would you put that on now?

你現在穿這樣是在？

I dunno. Camouflage?

我也不知道，偽裝嗎？

But we're inside of a house!

但我們在房子裡耶！

Ugh!

呃啊！

See?

你看吧！

(grunting)

(嘶吼聲)

Shoot!

該死！

Ryan! Boogie Bombs, I got Boogie Bombed!

Ryan！布吉舞炸彈，我被布吉舞炸彈炸到了！

You've done enough! Ryan, come from the north hole.

你盡力了！ Ryan 從北邊來支援了

Oh! He's coming!

噢！他要來了！

Can we get a shot over here?

你在這打得到他嗎？

Nice shot, nice shot! Come over here now. Revive me!

玩得不錯、玩得不錯！快扶我起來！

Damn, you got all of them? Yep. How're you so good at Fortnite, but so bad at PUB-

天啊，你一挑多還贏？對啊，你《Fortnite》那麼強，那你 PUB (Ｇ)－

-Lic restroom cleaning? Yeah, I'm really bad at cleaning those, so...

公廁清潔？對啊，我真的很不會清理公廁，所以...

What? No! I'm talking about why are you so bad at PUB-

蛤？我是說，你為什麼 PUB (Ｇ) 玩得那麼爛-

-Lishing books? Yeah, I'm no- I'm not a good writer either. So it makes sense.

－出版書籍？我不會、我不會寫文章。這很合理

What? No! I'm talking about PUB-

不！我是說 PUB (Ｇ)－

Can you just stop?

你可以閉嘴了嗎？

What?

為什麼？

I'm trying to get a sponsorship, alright?

我想要拿到贊助，好嗎？

-Oh. So can you please stop shouting out the other one? The V-Bucks don't grow on trees.

－噢。你可以別再提起另一款遊戲了嗎？V-Bucks不會從天而降 (註：V-Bucks 為 《Fortnite》遊戲中貨幣)

Sorry. I just find it weird that you can't even say the name PUB-

抱歉。我只是覺得連另一款遊戲名都不能說很怪，PUB (Ｇ)－

Jesus, man!

夠了嗎？兄弟！

Where he showed up? on the high ground over there.

他剛剛在哪？就在那塊高地上

(Angelic Choir)

(天使般的合唱聲)

Oh, shoot.

噢，該死！

Yeah, we're gonna take some damage. -Yeah, say we keep going. -Well, obviously we have to keep going!

我們會扣一點血。－對啊，繼續跑就對了－我當然知道要繼續跑到圈內

Yeah, I'm just trying to give you some tips, you know. -No, I don't need tips, I-

只是想給你一些提醒，沒別的意思。－不，我不需要你的提醒

Well, you-you don't play this game that often so... -What? I've been playing the game more than you!

你不常玩這款遊戲，所以... -蛤？這款遊戲我玩得比你久耶

Almost there.

就快到了

Yeah.

終於

Oh! We made it!

噢！我們到圈內了！

Finally! I'm super low. You got any heals left?

終於！我血量超低。你有補血道具嗎？

Nah, you got any ammo you can drop?

沒有，你有多的子彈可以給我嗎？

No, I don't have anything. We were too busy outrunning the storm.

我甚麼都沒有。我們太急著跑進暴風圈了 (註：暴風圈為限制遊戲中遊玩範圍的機制，在暴風圈外的玩家會緩慢損血，直到進入圈內)

Damn it!

該死！

Alright, It looks like there's two left and they're fighting. We should go now.

好，看來只剩下兩個敵人，而且他們正在對峙。我們應該直接衝過去打

No no, we got no materials, we're not gonna make it that far.

不，我們沒有資源了，到不了那麼遠的地方

What? But we have just enough time. We should totally run-

蛤？但時間還夠。我們應該直接衝過去－

We're wasting time, okay, we gotta do something.

我們在浪費時間，要趕快行動才行

All right. Well, I got one rocket left.

好。我還有一發火箭炮

Um... maybe we just shoot the guy behind the tree in the blue field-

呃... 也許我們應該直接射藍區、躲在樹後面的那位

Wait wait wait! Unless...

等等！除非...

Unless what?

除非甚麼?

Still got that rocket?

你火箭還在嗎？

Of course I still got that rocket. What? You thought I shot it while proposing my master plan?

我當然還有火箭。不然你以為我在給戰術建議時，就把火箭用掉了嗎？

So you still got it then.

所以，你還有火箭

Yes!

對啦！

Alright, you ready?

好了，你準備好嗎？

This is so stupid... we could've made it in by now and you just want to try this dumb thing?

這很白癡耶... 我們原本可以直接跑過去，你卻想試這種蠢方法？

Yeah, pretty much. Let's do it.

對，我很確定。直接來吧

Just hurry up already!

快點準備啦！

Okay, yeah, just shoot it then.

好了啦，直接發射

That's what separates me from the average player.

這就是我跟一般玩家不同的地方

-What are you doing? -Get down!

－你在幹嘛啊？－蹲下！

This is the kind of mindset you need if you wanna make it to the top of the Royale.

這是你想要在這遊戲中拿第一名，該要有的思維模式

See, this might seem like some kind of game to you,

也許這對你來說，這只是款遊戲

But to me, online,

但對我來說，線上遊戲

Fortnite is a way of life.

《Fortnite》是一種生命之道

I did it!

我成功了！

I did it!

我成功了！

Yes!!!

好耶！！！

Hey! It's not over yet.

嘿！遊戲還沒結束

Come on. Look how far he is though. He's not gonna be able to shoot me from there!

拜託，他在那麼遠的地方，他射不到我！

And he's not gonna make it into the circle!

而且，他要想辦法進到圈內！

-Yeah, there's no way he's gonna make it. -Yeah, he's far!

－對，他不可能進得來。－對，他離你太遠了！

Fine. But don't go out in the open.

好。但別離開掩體

Oh. Don't go out in the open. You mean like this?

噢。別離開掩體。像這樣？

Is this in the open or-?

離開掩體？

Oh! And do a dance!

噢！然後跳舞！

Ooh-ouhaha-oh!

哈哈哈！

Stop!

別跳了！

Nice!

讚耶！

Fine.

隨便你了啦

How is this guy still alive? You know what?

他怎麼還活著？

I'm just gonna grab some bullets and I'm gonna, I'm just gonna shoot him.

我要去撿一些子彈，然後射他

Ryan, enough!

Ryan，夠了！

You're still super low, remember?

你血量還是很低，記得嗎？

Yeah, maybe uh, maybe hide just a little bit.

對，呃，你應該躲起來

You know, for a bunch of dead guy,

一堆掛掉的人

You sure have a lot of opinions on how to stay alive.

還給我一堆要怎樣活下去的建議？

In reality, I'm the only one who's still-

事實上，我是隊上唯一還－

It's a trap! It's a trap!

這是陷阱！陷阱！

I see it. Alright. Look, just because I'm not that good at the game that

我有看到。好嗎？聽著，我不像你們玩得

you guys play does not mean that I am not good at this game because I-

一樣好，但這不也代表我不會玩這款遊戲，因為我－

I really can't believe my victory. I cannot believe you-

我真的不敢相信我們的勝利。不敢相信你－

Really? Wait, there's only one door here. How'd he leave?

真的假的？等等，這裡只有一扇門。他怎麼跑走的？

So thank you guys again so much for watching. If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes click the window on the left.

再次感謝你們觀看我的影片。如果你想看 NG 畫面及幕後花絮，請點擊左邊的方框

If you want to see me actually try to play Fortnite for the first time on PC click the one on the right and once again

如果你想看我第一次用電腦玩 《Fortnite》，請按右邊的方框，再次

Thank you so much to Epic Games for allowing us to make this video if you want to download their game for free

感謝 Epic Games 公司同意讓我們製作這部影片，如果你想免費下載這款遊戲 (註：《Fortnite》為 Epic Games 公司旗下作品)

I'll put the link in the description.

我已經把連結放到資訊欄了

Wait. We already did that.

等等，我們拍過這部影片了 (註：Ryan Higa 有一部影片叫 TEEHEE BAND)