the most incredible sunset.

超讚的日落

- Oh cool. - Yeah.

-酷 -沒錯

- Oh.

-噢

- Oh.

-噢

- Ah, I gotta get back to the work.

哦，我該回去工作了

- Me, yeah. Yeah.

我也是，好

- I mean, at least you...

我說呀，至少妳...

- You've seen too much.

你知道的太多了。

I wish I didn't have to do this Raf.

Raf，我也不希望事情到這個地步

I love you like a brother.

我待你像親兄弟

- No, please.

不要，拜託

- You know what you saw.

你知道你看到了什麼

- I didn't see anything.

我什麼都沒看到呀

I swear.

我對天發誓

- You saw a sexy selfie

你看到了我的超辣自拍照

that I sent to someone five nights ago.

五天前我把它寄給了某個帥哥

And now I have to kill you.

現在我必須殺了你

- No!

不！

It's not that big a deal.

這沒有這麼嚴重啦

- Of course it is Raf.

這當然很嚴重，Raf

We used to be friends.

我們曾經是朋友

We used to be equals.

我們之前是這麼麻吉

- We're still equals.

我們依然是麻吉呀

What are you talking about?

妳到底在說什麼啊？

- No we're not.

我們不麻了

Not after you saw my thirsty duck face in that photo.

在你看到我的做作照之後

- I just saw a flash of skin.

我只看到了一些皮毛

I didn't even know it was you until you said selfie.

在妳說那是張自拍照之前我甚至不知道那是妳

- Of course it was me, Raf.

那當然是我，Raf

Who else would have been dressed like a baby?

誰還會穿得像小時候一樣？

- That was you dressed as a baby?

那是妳小時候的穿著？

- What?

蛤？

No.

不

Yeah, fine, okay.

算了，隨便

I was sick of always having to be the mommy.

我受夠了整天當黃臉婆的日子

- You are telling me way more than I could have known.

妳也讓我知道得太多了吧

Look, we all send sexy selfies, all right?

聽著，我們都會寄自拍照

Maybe we just forget it.

不如我們就讓這件事過去吧

- Oh, yeah, you say that Raf.

說得可輕鬆了，Raf

But in a month you're gonna be drunk with Grant or Raka

但一個月之後你就會跟 Grant 或 Raka 喝ㄎㄧㄤ

blabbing your mouth about my titty tattoo.

之後討論我胸部上的刺青

- What?

蛤？

- Oh please.

少裝了

Like my titty tattoo wasn't the first thing you noticed about this photo.

你第一眼看到照片時一定在看我胸部上的刺青

- No, Allie, that's not the picture I saw.

妳也幫幫忙，那根本不是我看到的照片啊

- What?

什麼？

Fuck!

靠！

Now I really have to kill you.

現在我不得不殺了你

- What is going on in here?

這裡在吵什麼呀？

- I kind of saw a tiny bit of a sexy selfie from Allie's phone.

我只是看到了 Allie 在手機裡的超辣自拍照

- Oh my God seriously?

你認真？

- Yeah.

沒錯

- Oh wow, that is really really bad news for you.

哇噢，這真是太不妙了

- I should just delete this photo.

我應該早點刪掉這照片

- Just create a hidden album on your phone.

其實妳只要創立一個隱藏相簿就好了

- You can do that?

有這個功能？

- Yes, it is 2018.

當然，現在都 2018 年了

- Oh no.

挫賽

Hey what's up?

哈囉，大家好

It's Allie from College Humor.

我是 College Humor 的 Allie

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點擊這裡來訂閱我們

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點擊這裡來看更多酷炫影片

And if you want to see a hot babe in the city,

如果你想看 Babe (註: Babe 是電影《我不笨，我有話要說》中的小豬)

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點擊這裡

I made that.

這是我做的

This is what I like.

我就像電影中的那隻小豬