I just received a call.

A very important, very high profile celebrity

was robbed in our precinct.

POLICE OFFICER: What celebrity, sir?

Is it a Chris?

Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, Pine, Brown, Cross? [gasp]

Is it a non-Chris?

POLICE OFFICER: This is a sensitive matter,

and I can only disclose details to the lead detective

on the case.

Sergeant, let me know who's available ASAP.

SERGEANT: Yes, sir.