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  • THERE IS SOME DISTURBING NEWS FROM CHINA, AND IT'S NOT JUST

    從中國傳來一些令人不安的消息,而且不僅僅是

  • THAT THEY STILL ENJOY THE "TRANSFORMER" MOVIES.

    他們仍然喜歡 "變形金剛 "的電影。

  • IF YOU THOUGHT THE WAY FACEBOOK TRACKS YOU WAS SCARY, IT'S GOT

    如果你認為Facebook追蹤你的方式很可怕,那就有了。

  • NOTHING ON THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT, WHICH JUST UNVEILED

    關於中國政府的消息,中國政府剛剛公佈了

  • A SYSTEM OF MONITORING AND GRADING EVERY CITIZEN'S

    對每個公民的監測和評級制度。

  • BEHAVIOR.

    行為:

  • IN ONE CITY, IT ASSIGNED 1,000 POINTS TO EACH OF THE 740,000

    在一個城市,它將1,000分分配給每一個74萬的人。

  • RESIDENTS.

    居民:

  • GET A TRAFFIC TICKET; YOU LOSE FIVE POINTS.

    拿到一張交通票,你就會失去5分。

  • EARN A CITY-LEVEL AWARD, SUCH AS FOR COMMITTING A HEROIC ACT, AND

    獲得市級獎勵,如因實施英雄行為,以及

  • YOUR SCORE GETS BOOSTED BY 30 POINTS.

    您的分數將提升30分。

  • THAT'S JUST GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE TO SET UP THEIR OWN HEROIC ACTS.

    這只是去讓人們設置自己的英雄行為。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) "OH, NO!

    "哦,不!"。

  • THAT NURSING HOME IS ON FIRE!

    那個療養院著火了!

  • I'LL SAVE THEM.

    我會救他們的。

  • HERE, HOLD MY GASOLINE AND MATCHES."

    在這裡,持有我的汽油和匹配。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )

    (笑) (PIANO RIFF)。

  • AND -- AND -- AND IT IS REALLY EASY TO GET

    而且... 而且... 而且它真的很容易得到。

  • DOCKED POINTS IN THIS SYSTEM.

    在這個系統中的扣點。

  • >> CHINA'S VERSION FACTORS IN EVERYTHING FROM JAYWALKING, TO

    >> 中國的版本因素,從JAYWALKING,一直到中國的版本因素。

  • SMOKING ON TRAINS, TO BUYING TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES.

    在火車上吸菸,買太多的視頻遊戲。

  • >> STEPHEN: JAYWALKING?

    >> JAYWALKING?

  • SMOKING?

    吸菸?

  • TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES?

    太多的視頻遊戲?

  • THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS FOR THE COOLEST KID IN SEVENTH GRADE.

    這對七年級最酷的孩子來說不是好消息。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) EVEN THOUGH CHINA HAS OVER A

    儘管中國已經有了超過100年的歷史。

  • BILLION PEOPLE, THEY'VE GOT A TERRIFYING WAY OF ENFORCING

    十億人,他們有一個可怕的方式來執行。

  • THIS.

    這。

  • >> CHINA'S GROWING NETWORK OF SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS MAKES ALL

    >> 中國不斷髮展的監控攝像頭網絡讓所有的人都有了機會。

  • OF THIS POSSIBLE.

    的這種可能。

  • THE GOVERNMENT IS EVEN TRACKING JAYWALKERS.

    政府甚至在追蹤過路人。

  • CAMERAS RECORD THEM GOING THROUGH INTERSECTIONS, ZERO IN

    攝影機記錄下他們經過路口,零點的情況下

  • ON THEIR FACE AND PUBLICLY SHAME THEM ON NEARBY VIDEO SCREENS.

    在他們的臉上,並在附近的視頻螢幕上公開羞辱他們。

  • YES, PUTTING YOUR FACE ON A SCREEN.

    是的,把你的臉放在螢幕上。

  • THE EXACT SAME WAY AMUSEMENT PARKS PUBLICLY SHAME YOU FOR CRYING ON

    完全相同的方式遊樂園公開羞辱你的哭泣上

  • THE LOG FLUME.

    LOG FLUME。

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )

    (歡呼聲和掌聲) (PIANO RIFF)。

  • HERE'S HOW THEY TRACK YOU.

    以下是他們如何跟蹤你。

  • >> POLICE IN BEIJING HAVE BEEN WEARING THESE GLASSES THAT CAN

    >> 北京的警察已經戴上了這種眼鏡,能夠

  • RECOGNIZE FACES LINKED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S NATIONAL DATABASE

    確認與政府國家數據庫相連的面孔。

  • TO HELP BOOST ARRESTS.

    為了幫助促進逮捕。

  • >> STEPHEN: FIRST, THAT IS HORRIFYING THAT SOMEONE HAS

    >> 首先,這是很可怕的,有人已經開始了。

  • FINALLY FOUND A USE FOR GOOGLE GLASS.

    終於找到了GOOGLE GLASS的用途。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SECOND, FACIAL RECOGNITION IS

    第二,面子上的認識是什麼?

  • LITERALLY WHAT THE TERMINATOR DOES.

    終端機所做的一切。

  • "SARAH CONNER.

    "SARAH CONNER.

  • I NOTICED YOU HAVE A LOT OF UNPAID PARKING TICKETS."

    我注意到你有很多未支付的停車票。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

    (笑) (歡呼聲和掌聲)。

  • >> Stephen: KEEP GOING.

    >> Stephen:繼續前進。

  • KEEP GOING.

    繼續前進。

  • UNPAID PARKING TICKETS.

    未付停車費的門票。

  • BUT THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT INSISTS IT HAS A GREAT REASON

    但中國政府堅持認為它有很好的理由。

  • FOR DOING THIS.

    因為這樣做。

  • >> THE GOVERNMENT HERE SAYS IT IS TRYING TO PURIFY SOCIETY.

    >> 政府在這裡說,它是試圖淨化社會。

  • >> STEPHEN: HOLD UP, CHINA.

    >> 等等,中國。

  • THE PHRASE "PURIFY SOCIETY" IS A HUGE RED FLAG.

    "淨化社會 "是一個巨大的紅旗。

  • YOURS.

    你的。

  • BUT I INTERRUPTED-- YOU WERE USHERING IN A DYSTOPIA?

    但我打斷了... ... 你在引領一個迷幻世界?

  • >> THE GOVERNMENT HERE SAYS IT IS TRYING TO PURIFY SOCIETY BY

    >> 這裡的政府說它正試圖通過以下方式淨化社會。

  • REWARDING THOSE WHO ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND PUNISHING THOSE

    獎勵那些值得信賴的人,懲罰那些人。

  • WHO ARE NOT.

    誰不是:

  • >> STEPHEN: CHINA, IF YOU WANT TO PURIFY SOMETHING, MAYBE START

    >> 中國,如果你想淨化一些東西,也許可以從以下幾個方面入手

  • WITH YOUR SKY.

    與你的天空。

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )

    (歡呼聲和掌聲) (PIANO RIFF)。

  • WELL, I CANNOT LET THIS STAND.

    好吧,我不能讓這個立場。

  • SO I WANT TO ADDRESS MY CHINESE AUDIENCE FOR A SECOND.

    所以我想對我的中國聽眾說幾句。

  • GOOD PEOPLE OF CHINA, "NI HAO.

    中國好人,"倪浩。"。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THIS OPPRESSIVE SYSTEM OF

    這套壓迫性的制度

  • DRACONIAN GOVERNMENT CONTROL LEADS DOWN A DARK PATH TO-- OH,

    共和黨政府的控制導致了黑暗的道路... ..,

  • WAIT.

    等待。

  • IS CHINA SCORING THIS?

    中國是否有這樣的成績?

  • WELL, DARN IT, I DON'T CARE.

    好了,該死的,我不在乎。

  • THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID.

    這需要說。

  • NO MATTER WHAT -- OKAY, HOLD ON.

    不管是什麼 - 好吧,堅持住。

  • STOP.

    停止。

  • I DO LOVE SOME THINGS ABOUT CHINA.

    我確實喜歡中國的一些東西。

  • YOU HAVE A RICH HISTORY AND CULTURE.

    你們有豐富的歷史和文化。

  • OH, GOOD.

    哦,好。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • WHAT ELSE?

    還有什麼?

  • UH-- I ENJOYED "KUNG-FU PANDA"!

    呃... ... 我很喜歡 "功夫熊貓"!

  • NO, WAIT!

    不,等等!

  • LOOK!

    看!

  • ONE OF MY WRITERS IS CHINESE!

    我的一個作家是中國人!

  • JAMES, GET UP HERE!

    詹姆斯,在這裡起床!

  • CHINESE!

    中國人!

  • >> ACTUALLY STEPHEN, I'M TAIWANESE.

    >> 事實上,Stephen,我是臺灣人。

  • (BUZZER) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

    (嗡嗡聲) (歡呼聲和掌聲)

  • >> STEPHEN: DAMMIT, JAMES!

    >> 該死的,詹姆斯!

  • YOU KNOW, WE HAVE ONE CHINA POLICY HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW"!

    你知道嗎,我們在 "晚間秀 "有一箇中國政策!

  • NOW I'M GOING TO GET PURIFIED.

    現在我要去得到淨化。

  • BACK IN THE WRITER'S HOLE!

    回到作家的洞穴裡去!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JIM PARSONS.

    我們馬上回來與吉姆・帕森斯。

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從中國傳來一些令人不安的消息,而且不僅僅是

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