Name: Youtube 2012前十大影片-臉書教養兒女：致問題青少年 (Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen)
Uploaded: 2013-03-05T14:53:38.000Z
Duration: 8 min 23 s

Good afternoon, it's February seventh, 2012.

過去簡單式

And more importantly, for all her friends on Facebook

更重要的是，對於她在Facebook上的所有朋友來說

who thought that her little rebellious post was cute,

and for all you parents out there that think your kids

和所有你的父母在那裡認為你的孩子

don't post bad things on Facebook, well, I want to read

不要在臉書上發壞事，好吧，我想看看

you one I took off my daughter's Facebook wall, that

你一個我從我女兒的臉書牆上拿下來的，那是

she thought she was being smart by blocking her parents

她自以為聰明地屏蔽了她的父母。

Hannah, you were grounded for about three months

漢娜，你被禁足了大約三個月。

for doing something very similar to this, and I would have thought

因為做的事情與此非常相似，我認為

with a father that worked in IT for a living,

you'd have better sense than to do it again.

But I just spent about six hours yesterday

fixing your computer for you, upgrading it for you,

spent about a hundred thirty dollars on software.

在軟件上花了大約一百三十元。

And today, I run across a post on your Facebook page

今天，我在你的Facebook頁面上看到了一篇文章。

that you didn't think I'd be able to see.

So since you want to hide it from everyone,

This is called, "To My Parents", by the way.

對了，這叫，《致我的父母》。

敬我父母我不是你該死的奴隸。

It's not my responsibility to clean up your shit.

我們有一個清潔女工是有原因的。

如果你想喝咖啡，就趕緊滾蛋吧

If you want a garden, shovel the fertilizer yourself.

如果你想要一個花園，就自己鏟肥。

Don't sit back on your ass and watch me do it.

If you walk in the house and get mud all over

如果你走在屋子裡，弄得滿身泥濘

the floor that I just cleaned, be my guest, but clean

我剛剛打掃過的地板，請自便，但要打掃乾淨。

it up after you're done getting shit everywhere.

在你把屎弄得到處都是後，它。

我已經厭倦了跟在你後面撿東西。

You tell me at least once a day that I need

你每天至少告訴我一次，我需要。

You could just pay me for all the shit I do around the house.

你可以付給我所有我在家裡做的事情。

Every day when I get home from school, I have to

do dishes, clean the countertops, all the floors,

洗碗，清潔檯面，所有的地面。

make all the beds, do the laundry, and get the trash.

把所有的床鋪整理好，洗好衣服，把垃圾倒掉。

I'm not even going to mention all the work I do around your clinic.

我甚至不打算提我在你診所周圍做的所有工作。

And if I don't do all that everyday, I get grounded.

如果我每天不做這些事，我就會被禁足。

You know how hard it is to keep up with chores and schoolwork?

你知道要跟上家務和功課有多難嗎？

I'm too tired to stay up any longer doing anything else.

我太累了，不能再熬夜做別的事了。

I have to get up at five in the morning to get ready

On the weekends I have to sleep with my door locked

週末的時候，我得鎖著門睡覺。

so my little brother won't come get me up at six.

這樣我的弟弟就不會在六點來接我起床了。

"This is all true." That's what she's saying.

"這都是真的。"她就是這麼說的。

I'm gonna hate to see the day when you get too old

to wipe your ass and you call me asking for help.

擦你的屁股，你打電話給我 求助。

We have a lady that cleans the house for us

我們有一位女士，她為我們打掃房間。

She is not, and you will never again refer to her

That lady works harder in one day than you ever have

那位女士一天的工作比你更辛苦。

Pay you? For the chores you--seriously? Pay you for chores?!

給你錢？為你做的家務活... 真的嗎？給你錢做家務？

That you're supposed to do around the house?

You come home from school, you have a list of chores

你放學回家，你有一個家務事的清單。

that are on the wall because you can't remember them

They are: sweep the living room and kitchen floor,

它們是：清掃客廳和廚房地面。

which total will take you about three minutes.

If the countertops are dirty, wipe them down, which takes

如果檯面髒了，就把檯面擦乾淨，這就需要

If the dishwasher's full, and been run, empty it, and put the dishes away.

如果洗碗機滿了，並且已經運行了，就把它清空，然後把盤子收起來。

If it's not, just be sure all the glasses and stuff are

如果不是，只要確定所有的眼鏡和東西都是。

If you have any laundry of your own, do it.

如果你有什麼自己的衣物，就去做吧。

如果你的床沒有鋪好，就去做。

Once a month or so, I guess, you probably have to make

一個月左右的時間，我想，你可能要讓

Pay you, for chores? Are you out of your mind?

You're fifteen, going on sixteen years old!

你才15歲，馬上就要16歲了！你知道嗎？

You want a new battery, you want a new cord,

you want a new camera, you want a new phone,

你想要一個新的相機，你想要一個新的手機。

你想要一個新的iPod，但你不會。

get off your lazy ass to get--to even look for a job!

讓你的懶惰的屁股得到 - 甚至找工作！

The only job that you've applied to is the one

I made you apply to, because I got the application for you.

我讓你去申請，因為我幫你申請到了。

And you've been too lazy to even carry that back.