doing stuff like this to kids.

應該停止對小孩做這種事了

'Cause it's torture.

因為這很折磨人

(laughs)

(笑聲)

("Carmen Suite No. 2- Habanera " by Georges Bizet)

(卡門：哈巴奈拉舞曲，喬治．比才作曲)

Bring it out.

拿出來！

- Bring it out. - Bring it out.

- 拿出來！ -拿出來

- Bring it out.

- 拿出來！

You goin' down, big time.

你這次輸定了

(laughs)

(笑聲)

Here, you guys, get ready.

放好囉！小夥伴們，準備好

(moans)

(呻吟聲)

It's going to be a tarentula.

一定是一隻狼蛛

(whimpers)

(嗚咽聲)

Is it slimy?

是不是黏糊糊的？

Hey, I know what these are!

嘿，我知道這些是什麼！

Hot dog?

熱狗？

Ah, another food.

啊！又是食物

I think it's a cheese stick.

我想是起司條

Oh, did something broke in there?

噢，是不是有東西斷了？

I squeezed something, oh my gosh.

我擠到了什麼，我的天

I feel like the beef things that go in hot dogs,

我感覺到熱狗裡面的肉，

but they're little size.

不過尺寸比較小

Ew!

噁！

What is this stuff?

這是什麼？

It's sausage.

是香腸

Ooh, can we eat it?

哦，我們可以吃嗎？

Hmm, I was right.

嗯，我答對了！

A Vienna sausage.

一根維也納香腸

Can I have some?

我可以吃一些嗎？

Delicious, but a little gross.

好吃，不過有些噁心

I'm a vegetarian.

我吃素

I don't want them to die

我不希望動物死掉

into these stupid things.

變成這些笨東西

(groans) Oh, sorry animal

(呻吟) 噢，對不起動物，

just glue you back together.

我把你們黏回去

Ooh, its kind of spicy.

其實有一些辣

Don't eat it!

不要吃！

Who does that?

難以相信！

-Bring out the next one! - Bring out the next one!

- 換下一個！ - 下一個！

Bring out the next one!

換下一個！

I think it is a puppy, because--

我覺得應該是小狗，因為——

- Done? - Probably.

- 好了嗎？ - 或許

- No.

- 不

What does it feel like, Des?

Des，摸起來如何？

What does it feel like?

摸起來怎樣？

It feels really cute.

感覺很可愛

(gasps)

(倒吸口氣)

What was that?

那是什麼啊？

(gasps)

(倒吸口氣)

I heard something in there.

我聽到裡面有聲音

Come on or you're fired.

來嘛，不然你就會被炒魷魚

Is it yogurt?

是優格嗎？

Is it brown icky stuff?

是不是棕色黏黏的東西？

Don't look!

別看哦！

Wait, is it a big, big coconut?

等等，是不是很大很大的椰子？

I love it, it's so cute.

我喜歡，它好可愛

What if its a cat head?

如果那是一顆貓咪腦袋呢？

I'm not putting my hand in there.

我才不要把手放進去

I can see it, I can.

我看得到哦！看得到

It's on your head and it's this.

是頭上的東西，就是這個

Oh, is it a bowl of hair? - Yes.

噢！是一碗頭髮嗎？ - 對

Let's look at it.

我們來看看

Hair.

頭髮

Hair?

頭髮？

You're disgusting!

你們好噁心

What, is that hair?

那是頭髮嗎？

Bathing in its own juices.

泡在他們的汁液裡

I actually like the feeling of it.

我其實很喜歡它的觸感

Uh huh.

是呀

No.

不會吧！

That's what you guys get anyways.

這就是你們放上來的東西啊！

This is going to be bad.

這一定很糟

This is going to be really, really, really bad.

很糟很糟，糟糕透頂

Ah, it's a dog!

啊！是狗！

(laughs)

(笑聲)

Is it a dog?

是狗嗎？

Puppy dog?

小狗狗？

A real dog.

一隻真的狗

It's a dog.

是狗

Ah, it's a hamster!

啊，是倉鼠！

Really? (screams)

真的嗎？ (尖叫)

I think it's like a guinea pig.

-我覺得像是一隻天竺鼠

A spider?

蜘蛛嗎？

Its a dog, Alana.

是一隻狗，Alana

It's a dog?

是狗嗎？

It's a really soft one.

摸起來好軟

My guess is a bunny.

我猜是一隻兔子

My guess is a hamster.

我猜是倉鼠

(squeals)

(尖叫)

Hi!

你好啊！

Would he eat a hamster?

牠會吃倉鼠嗎？

- Did you think-- - It's a fake hamster.

- 你覺得是不是—— - 是假的倉鼠

- I wanna see. - He's so cute.

- 我想看 -牠好可愛哦

Hi, my name's Ernie.

你好，我叫做 Ernie

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Wait, I just touched its eye.

我剛剛摸到牠的眼睛了

(laughs)

(笑聲)

(gasps)

(倒抽口氣)

Oh my goodness!

天啊！

(squeals)

(笑聲)

- Hello. - Hello.

- 你好 - 你好

I wish you would've told me a little bit earlier.

我希望你們可以早點告訴我

It freaked me out.

嚇死我了

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- 訂閱哦！ - 訂閱！

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