Name: 我一生中最恐怖的車禍｜死衚衕裡的道路 (SPOOKIEST DRIVE OF MY LIFE | Dead End Road)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:34:25.000Z
Duration: 29 min 59 s
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Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to-

Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to "Dead End Road".

Now I found this horror game and it looked very interesting because it was kind of a...

I have no idea how it's gonna play, I have no idea how it's gonna--

Oh have I? "You can come closer if you would like?" I would not like that; I'd like to maintain as much distance

between me and that fucked up face as I possibly can.

Holy shit! "Perhaps my appearance
frightens you?"

You're goddamn right it does! What
happened to your eyes?!

Ugh! "There is no need to be afraid child."

"You seek instruction on the ritual, yes?"

Ok! You know you said there's no need to be afraid *lisps a bit* then you say thing like there's going to be rituals?

And I need instruction for them. I'm not okay with this - this is absolutely absurd.

"That is what my visitors usually ask of me." *Awkward giggle*

OOOOkay! "It is true that the ritual has power..."

Ok! What? "I can see you will not be
dissuaded-"

Can you? I'm easily dissuaded; you could just tell me to leave and I'll go.

"Go perform the ritual, then return to me."

"And bring with you the following; A book, a bell and a candle."

Ok?  Alright! A book, a bell and a candle.

"Can you remember that, my dear?" Yeah! A book, a bell and a candle.

I don't know why I need these things but
I'll go get them for you Grandma!

"Perform the ritual with the directional input"

Oh, okay! I get it: it glows where it supposed to be,

Ok! that's supposed to be there, those two
are supposed to be there...

Okay! Got it, got it, got it! Book, a bell and a candle. Did I get those? Or did I need to get those?

"What is your request of the dark powers?"

*conflicted groan* How do I subtly wish for a bigger dick?

Bam, bitch! Give it to me! What's the terrible cost?

Hello! Ah, fuck off with you! I should've had my defense up!

Oh oh. What did I do? Do I have ultimate power?
I don't know. I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did, bruh!

Okay. Alrighty, then. I'm driving in a car now.

I love the styling of this game, by the
way. I know it's like, it's low-res, but

it's intentionally low res- oh, geez.
OH, g- OH, geez! OH-h-ho geez!

OHH, geez! I'm outta here, baby! I don't know where I'm going, but- whoo, hey!

Oh, this wind that rushes through
these hills...

ok goodbye Ah! Gonna crash! Oh, geez! I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing with this!

And panicked! Hoping that grandma doesn't show up at any moment. She never even- Oh geez, what did I

hit? She never even told me what the
terrible price actually was. Ok, I-I-oooh, woah!

It's counting down, so I should be
getting- I'm g-whoooo- hey trash can! I-

Oh, jeez. Oh, geez. I'm all over
the road here- Oww, shit! Uh-oh.

Alright. Backing up. Yep. Yep, yep, yepyepyep- okay, let's try that again without dying.

Not 100% sure on this- whoa! (Whoa, whoa, whoah...)

Goddamn! Whoa, whoa-w-w-whoa, I didn't know this was
gonna be skill-based!

I don't have a lot of skills, so I don't know how this is gonna work out!

Probably shouldn't be going full
throttle...

'Kay, I'm getting close - I'm only 1.5
units away from my destination, I think!

I don't know what that sign said, but it
was probably important for me to know it...

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我一生中最恐怖的車禍｜死衚衕裡的道路 (SPOOKIEST DRIVE OF MY LIFE | Dead End Road)

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