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  • Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to-

  • *does octodad impression*

  • Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to "Dead End Road".

  • Now I found this horror game and it looked very interesting because it was kind of a...

  • pseudo-pixelated style?

  • I have no idea how it's gonna play, I have no idea how it's gonna--

  • Hello Grandma, how are you doing?

  • Hohoho, whoa!

  • "So you've finally arrived my dear?"

  • Oh have I? "You can come closer if you would like?" I would not like that; I'd like to maintain as much distance

  • between me and that fucked up face as I possibly can.

  • Holy shit! "Perhaps my appearance frightens you?"

  • You're goddamn right it does! What happened to your eyes?!

  • Ugh! "There is no need to be afraid child."

  • "You seek instruction on the ritual, yes?"

  • Ok! You know you said there's no need to be afraid *lisps a bit* then you say thing like there's going to be rituals?

  • And I need instruction for them. I'm not okay with this - this is absolutely absurd.

  • "That is what my visitors usually ask of me." *Awkward giggle*

  • OOOOkay! "It is true that the ritual has power..."

  • "...the power to grant one wish."

  • "But it comes at a terrible cost"

  • Ok! What? "I can see you will not be dissuaded-"

  • Can you? I'm easily dissuaded; you could just tell me to leave and I'll go.

  • "Go perform the ritual, then return to me."

  • "And bring with you the following; A book, a bell and a candle."

  • Ok? Alright! A book, a bell and a candle.

  • "Can you remember that, my dear?" Yeah! A book, a bell and a candle.

  • I don't know why I need these things but I'll go get them for you Grandma!

  • "So then, do you still wish to proceed?"

  • "Very well"

  • "Then we shall begin..."

  • With a book, a bell and a candle.

  • Oh geez! OH geez! OH GEEZ!

  • "Perform the ritual with the directional input"

  • I don't know what I'm doing?!?

  • What do I?

  • Ooohh!

  • Ah!

  • Whoa!

  • Did I do it? Do I get my wish now?

  • Whoa!

  • Okay!

  • Ah!

  • This is bizarre...

  • Okay?

  • Oh, okay! I get it: it glows where it supposed to be,

  • and each of the button[s] controls a

  • different...

  • Ok! that's supposed to be there, those two are supposed to be there...

  • ...and this is supposed to be here!

  • AHH! There we go!

  • Okay! Got it, got it, got it! Book, a bell and a candle. Did I get those? Or did I need to get those?

  • "What is your request of the dark powers?"

  • Um!

  • *conflicted groan* How do I subtly wish for a bigger dick?

  • *Bubble noise*

  • Uh!

  • A huge, massive, enor- Uh oh!

  • Uh! Ok! Uh! Just erase it...

  • Um...

  • Ultimate power...

  • *More conflicted groaning*

  • A doggo...

  • A-a a

  • *Mark.exe is not responding*

  • A doggo named Fred- Ah fuck it.

  • Ultimate power!

  • Bam, bitch! Give it to me! What's the terrible cost?

  • Oh hey- Whooaa, hey...

  • Hello! Ah, fuck off with you! I should've had my defense up!

  • *Sick robot wobs?*

  • What?

  • Oh oh. What did I do? Do I have ultimate power? I don't know. I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did, bruh!

  • Okay. Alrighty, then. I'm driving in a car now.

  • Oh, geez.

  • I love the styling of this game, by the way. I know it's like, it's low-res, but

  • it's intentionally low res- oh, geez. OH, g- OH, geez! OH-h-ho geez!

  • Oh, geez! Aw, cool

  • OHH, geez! I'm outta here, baby! I don't know where I'm going, but- whoo, hey!

  • Oh, this wind that rushes through these hills...

  • Oh, boy... OH boy, oh boy. Hello!

  • ok goodbye Ah! Gonna crash! Oh, geez! I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing with this!

  • Where am I going? I'm so confused.

  • And panicked! Hoping that grandma doesn't show up at any moment. She never even- Oh geez, what did I

  • hit? She never even told me what the terrible price actually was. Ok, I-I-oooh, woah!

  • I see that the- the meter-

  • It's counting down, so I should be getting- I'm g-whoooo- hey trash can! I-

  • Ah! Boxes! Okay- oh, s**t.

  • Oh, jeez. Oh, geez. I'm all over the road here- Oww, shit! Uh-oh.

  • Alright. Backing up. Yep. Yep, yep, yepyepyep- okay, let's try that again without dying.

  • Hopefully, anyway...

  • Not 100% sure on this- whoa! (Whoa, whoa, whoah...)

  • Goddamn! Whoa, whoa-w-w-whoa, I didn't know this was gonna be skill-based!

  • I don't have a lot of skills, so I don't know how this is gonna work out!

  • Oh, geez.

  • Probably shouldn't be going full throttle...

  • Oh, G- oh, goddammit, I didn't- ugh!

  • 'Kay, I'm getting close - I'm only 1.5 units away from my destination, I think!

  • ugh

  • I don't know what that sign said, but it was probably important for me to know it...

  • Okay?

  • Road got straight.

  • Okay, almost there!

  • *whimper*

  • Okay I did It! A-Averiville

  • Turn le-okay. I'm going to Averville. The following shops appear to still be open:

  • Supermarket, mechanic, pharmacy, pawnshop, leave. Oh. Thank god some places are still

  • open at this hour.

  • Why do I need money? What?

  • What? *constipated grunts* What am i doing i am so confused

  • HI!!! WHOA What happened to your EYES?!?!?!

  • Oh geez! Following items are available. Let's get some-

  • 'I don't like the way this guy is staring at me'. Let's get some cigs and get out of

  • here.

  • Yeah, let's get them cigarettes, get some chocolate -

  • don't judge me. I'm- I'm emotional at the moment. I just summoned a demon and got

  • ultimate power, so don't *breathes* you mess with me bro.

  • Okay, I got stuff I don't know- a scratch card I guess, I'm not sure. Okay...

  • Oh-Oh okay, I'm not a winner this time.

  • I'll give it one more go and then we'll see what happens...

  • BINGO! Yeah the winner is me! Is this the ultimate power finally getting to me?

  • All right I'm out of here. Alright, I guess I can go to the mechanic...

  • Jesus, what is happening here? Oh god! 'I don't like this guy's attitude' I don't

  • like any of these guys' face! Ugh! Right, so I guess I could repair the car, but I don't

  • know why...

  • Ooo, hello.

  • Okay, can I?

  • Oh geez.

  • Repair it? All right did that.

  • It's good I guess... My fuel... Yeah, okay...

  • Upgrades...

  • What is this? Bull bars reduce collision damage?

  • (Whispers) What the fuck?

  • This one? All right ok.

  • (Quietly) This is what I do.. this- this- this is bizarre.

  • This is just bizarre.

  • I don't even know why this is happening. Aw, it's so weird.

  • Hello. 'I can feel this guy silently judging me'

  • Let's see quaaludes?!? Why is that on here?

  • I'm out of here, good god! Buh... Alright, pawn shop

  • Ugh... Hey buddy. 'Following items are available': Bible, matches, collar Bell

  • Oh a book, a candle, and a bell! Don't I need a bell?

  • Wait, do I still need these things? I don't know if I need these things. I need a

  • candle.

  • I-I guess I need this!

  • Woah jeez. This isn't a candle though.

  • But I got matches for a candle I suppose. 'There's something I don't like about this

  • place' -

  • Well it seemed like a normal supermarket than a pawn shop...

  • All right, whatever. I guess I'm gonna head back now.

  • Okay where -

  • Whoa. What the-WHAT?

  • Oh shit! Is this going back?

  • Oh, I don't know. I don't know where I'm going! I don't know what I'm doing!

  • What the hell is going on here?

  • Oh jeez, dude

  • Oh geez du-ooh. Whoa almost hit that...

  • Oh hello! What was that?

  • Oh, there's cows on the road!

  • I am *hesitates*

  • unbelievably confused. Incredibly confused.

  • Hey, what was that? Deep it? Dub it? Do it? Do what? Do what?! Ah shit.

  • *vroom vroom screechy car noises*

  • Uh-oh. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, whoa, hey, whoa, hey - why is this happening? Why this is happening

  • whuh-oh okay. Uhhh...

  • Oh geez, the road is getting awfully treacherous - hey whoa what was - that!!

  • WHAT?!

  • YOU SUFFERED A FATAL CAR ACCIDENT?!

  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTART?? I don't even know what happened! That wasn't fatal! What are you talking about??

  • Oh god damn it! What the fuck??

  • What happened??

  • What, did I not get to it???

  • What the fuck happened??

  • What?

  • Eternal life.

  • So I don't die. *no shit sherlock*

  • 'The dark powers have not understood your request'

  • (giggles) Whuhut?! giant penor.. well just. BEAUTY!

  • BEAUTY! Give me beauty! I'm not - boo beyheyughhey, how's it going?

  • (Demonic Voice) YOU ARE BEYOND THE REACH OF GOD WHILE HERE

  • "You are beyond the something of God here"

  • The reach? Maybe? I have no idea. Okay, so now I'm assuming I need a book, a bell,

  • and a candle...

  • to be able to get what I need.

  • Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa - what are you dumping dude? What are you dumping?

  • Stop that!

  • What did you just hit me with? Whoa

  • Ahh, what is that? Oh, was that meat?

  • Why was there meat?! Why was that thing throwing meat? Eugh, ah, hey, whoa, hokay.

  • Jeezums. This road is a lot more treacherous than the first one I went on.

  • Oh crap.

  • OH Crap!

  • Oh hey whoa HI god - goodbye HOLY SHIT! What was THAT?!

  • Why were you there? That was weird

  • Oooookay! The fuck happened here!?

  • Why am I in a tube of meat? Oh geez. That would probably be bad if I was just driving

  • down the Highway and not able to know where I was going, but thankfully - God why

  • is all this shit happening now? Because beauty is a much more... oh geez

  • Beauty's a much more difficult request to answer. Can I co- can I backup please?

  • Please? Please?

  • Oh geez. Okay, I think we reached the straightaway finally. Which is awfully

  • nice... oh geez.

  • What the hell is going on here? I haven't a goddamn clue, but I need a book, a bell, and a

  • candle! A book, a bell, and a candle would be lovely!

  • A book, a bell, and a candle!

  • Averville, Averville!! Okay, supermarket!

  • Maybe I can try for the scratch card again...

  • Boop! Okay that was a waste of money

  • all right, I'm out of here.

  • No, not that.

  • Cowbell!

  • A math textbook?! That's a book!

  • That is definitely a book! And a candle...

  • But a fire lighter isn't exactly what I needed, but just in case, I'm going to get it

  • In case I need to light the candle

  • All right.

  • So I got a bu- a beh, a boo de beh de boo. All right. I'm gonna save my money until I get to the

  • All right. I'm gonna save my money until I get to the next place.

  • Okay, so Draughtshire or North Hollows.

  • I imagine Draughtshire is where I just camefrom, considering I turned left into this place,

  • but I'm gonna go left here to try to go a ways away, and

  • I'm gonna go at a very reasonable speed.

  • Oh, whoa, hey, whoa, see - that's why. Why are these guys driving on random sides of the road?

  • Seems very inappropriate...

  • Oh! Was that a body? Why's there a body in the middle of the street? that didn't make any - go

  • whoa. Hello!

  • *demon grumbles*

  • 'I will be down there with you'? Is that what you're saying? Well ooo, hey

  • *beepy demon screams*

  • I think, actually, I just realized, everything's in pounds. So I think

  • driving on the left side of the road is the only a appropriate way to do thi-

  • I can't see.

  • Please turn it on!

  • Hokay, whoa, geez, okay. Well that didn't seem good. I'm glad that my problems are affecting

  • the rest of the world and - I can't see a goddamn thing.

  • Oh, is that the guy throwing meat again? Oh

  • whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • Okay, now we're getting to the heart of the matter!

  • Oh jeez. Oh! Fuck me! In the butt! Oh god! Jeez! Hoooly crap!

  • Can I turn my lights back on, please? Oh geez, I can control that? Holy crap - hi!

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, eyeballs! That's weird!

  • Hokay, now I'm getting it! okay Oh! Hey, hitchhiker

  • No. AHH, fuck! Sorry, SORRY, oh god! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

  • Okay. *sings* My sanity is not doing well. All right.

  • Whoa! Holy shit! I'm okay.

  • What the fucking fucker fuck?

  • I just want to know - whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out buddy.

  • Ehh shit. Ahhhhh, I don't know what you said, man!

  • Okay. Shit. Well that ain't good.

  • Ahh, bird! Well, that bird had a bad day.

  • Looks like - I bet I'm having a bad day, with my car all being beat to shit and no

  • you do not!

  • Not throwing any more meat at me! Whoa, what is that? What was that? Uh

  • Uh, oh jeez! Well that ain't good!

  • How do i fix that? Okay, nevermind, it fixed itself!

  • don't don't . Oh hey...What the hell is happening? I don't much appreciate you being in my backseat!

  • bitch

  • ok I think I finally made it to the straightaway shouldn't got it

  • I shouldn't get in just in case it's all interior lights ok ok

  • what the fuck

  • yeah

  • I think I turn on the radio ok

  • dead end road I started there went to a marvel

  • ok for so i need to go

  • am I trying to go to dead end road

  • I think I am so if I just keep taking left out of here i should be able to get

  • everything I need to get it

  • the dead end road I think that's my objective here

  • ok ok

  • supermarket

  • I just need a candle damn it ok for you darken Ali search

  • ally during the search of the alley the only items of interest you find a

  • discarded needles and a rat knowing on a rod morsel the resembles a human toe you

  • decide to discontinue your investigation the alley

  • ok all right then I wish I hadn't gone this way me too me too buddy to buddy

  • maybe the antique store has something

  • yeah

  • grimoire lighter broken Bell a grimoire of what

  • Klaatu Barada nikto that seems important

  • I'll get that - hold out for the candle i'm pretty sure i don't have that right

  • just keep driving

  • just keep driving it's all we can hope for

  • I just can't hit anything else because i think my car's in bad shape

  • we're going left we're just going to make left we're gonna be cool

  • a bird ok

  • Walker

  • come to Daddy come to Daddy

  • no thank you I'm perfectly okay where I am

  • oh boy that's ahead hello head

  • we were just all homeless kid that hole again after you're okay

  • I don't know what happened whoa

  • okay jeez

  • Okay all right oh geez

  • yeah i think i think the way the game is programmed it's not actually uh it's not

  • actually it's not actually uh any turns that are on the road

  • it's not actually any turns that are on the road the road just randomly shifts

  • left and right at random intervals

  • I think that's the way it's programmed

  • ahh geez

  • doing fine

  • and this is a hard road to drive on whoa that was a body mmmmm

  • that was tasty body whoa hey buddy woah geeze oh oh oh oh oh-that's not good

  • oh that's not good *hooonk* ahhh! whoa

  • too close can't see a goddamn thing ah! fuck sorry! i'm sorry i'm sorry

  • oo~ very good my car is about to explooode dude I don't think I'm gonna make it

  • I don't think I'm gonna make it whoa kay avoid that

  • i'ma drive the middle of the road or at least try well I think I might of made it

  • final stretch

  • god I don't think I have enough money to repair my car at this point *beautiful singing*

  • alright Holrich shouldn't of blown all my money on scratch'ems!!

  • alright let's try the umm- pawn shop see if there is a candle there

  • Votive candle! that's what i needed really nice candle thank you! ok so that's good

  • and let's see if i can actually repair enough to do any damage but i don't know

  • all right let's see repair not enough?- ahh! I need all cash i can't just do a partial repair

  • god damnit that's gonna be a bitch well I can't do anything

  • I don't even think i can buy scratchns it will be good enough i think im just

  • fucked~

  • well might as well try really doladdoladdoladdolad ba-ding! ok

  • might as well try again there's no risk in it because otherwise I don't even

  • think I have enough to do anything

  • nope not a winner I know I'm unlucky is this just a baaaad run

  • bing! ok so no no winners that time but we're fine don't need to buy anything else but I

  • got all the supplies so if I can just make it through I think just one more

  • town i'm not sure but who knows who knows I'm probably not gonna make it

  • not gonna make it nnnot gonna make it cant make it-wont make it cant do it

  • no it ain't gonna happen buhuhuh *ahh don't complain mark*

  • alright if I consult my map i'm currently in holrich so it's literally just one more

  • go until I get to dead-end Road which I imagine is where I need to go and I've

  • been very conservative about fuel know what?

  • let's try what's the harm we're gonna happen

  • dead end road let's do this I'm gonna go in schnail pace woahh jeez woah jeez this road seems to buhe-mmmm-bad

  • nail pace you can't beat me!-well you could probably be me

  • orgies *this is supposed to be woah geeze but im gonna keep it XD*

  • whoa! ah dammit

  • one with the fire and such

  • god damn well okay

  • uhh hi friend my friend

  • *creepy ass radio static or whatever o.o*

  • oh geez

  • oh jeez did I avoid that okay i think i did ahh! fucking bird fu-dammit!

  • oh geez road frigging curving at random

  • whoa what the hell what is this! warning a fatal error has occurred what are you

  • talking about system has no chance to recover what you're talking about

  • user has no chance to-woooaaahhh! ok is that supposed to be my computer?

  • I think of a little more advanced than doss

  • well that's that's that's best very bad

  • that's-that-proly-that proly bad that was probably bad ohhbado

  • hello other car who would be driving on this road !?who?! just who would be

  • whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo would tolerate this road

  • oh geez I'm not even gonna try to pass this guy

  • he seems to be more capable navigator than I am

  • oo-ah! *what are we monkeys now?*

  • gotta listen to the lovely sounds of this radio station

  • ~~*lovely sound of the radio station*~~

  • kay im passing him

  • which is-there we go ok got it

  • this is flipdickin impossible! fuck woah ge-ahh goodammit

  • fuck that

  • woah

  • *more lovely noises*:D

  • I met a terrible fate havent I idk maybe maybe i have

  • *demonic: turn around*

  • turn around?! I've gone a bit too far at this point ooooo

  • maybe I should turn around there ahh!

  • * fucck that demonic laughing o.o*

  • uh-oh

  • wuh-oh wuh-oh!

  • ohhh noo! goddammit i was so close!

  • ah fuck oh good it skips ba-ok this may be good it it skips past the first

  • part which means that it's going to give me enough time to do that but damn what

  • what did I hit

  • ahh god damn it i think I-uh that might have been

  • oh god I'm hitting everything fuck me

  • it's ridiculous

  • scented candle

  • that's good I'll get that scented candle a collar Bell works for me~

  • lets see we hav a cat collar good enough

  • matches maybe i need 'em they're cheap enough enough i'll get 'em then just a bouk

  • just book just a book-e-book search ally with some trepidation you enter some

  • dark alley as soon as you have entered a local ne'er do well threatens you and

  • demands all your-ohhh I lost half my cash!? fuck you!!

  • goodamnit kay still afford a book

  • I think it'll be okay hi didn't I luckily i've already spent some of my

  • money so i only need the book left and then maybe repair and maybe fuel but i

  • think i have enough to get there we shall see

  • just two more hop to go I got more than half of you left so i think we're

  • okay if I don't have a book in this next town i'm basically fucked because i

  • don't think there's another turn away until get to the end there so hopefully

  • please have a book ahhh perfect! i'll take the Bible

  • this will be great yes thank you very much i got everything I needed

  • I even have matches i have all that shit and umm.....should be good then I should just be

  • able to make it all the way to the end and I should be a-okay right right okay

  • I think so all right and this time I just gotta drive really carefully like

  • slow as a snail

  • here we go

  • ohh come on how did i hit something i didnt even see a-woah!

  • I didn't even see a bird

  • she's oh god dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit that was unavoidable

  • okay good for you i hope you got a big appetite

  • you can't swallow all of me fucking pothole

  • god damn this is absurd

  • what oh god damn it it's another one of these things

  • yeah this looks like my computer oh boy

  • think it told me to just tea bag myself

  • damn it whoa*X like 6*I'm not hitting you

  • Wo-geeze ok wow that guy really whoa that guy really want to splatter himself all

  • over my car

  • i think i just missed a bird *hooonk*woaahh hey buddy

  • ahh fuck

  • ahhh you cant stop me!

  • *hoooonk* woah! geezums

  • what the fuck is that I don't know what that's about

  • ooo I don't know what that's about super weird *hooonk* wah-fuck off!!are you kidding me

  • ahh fuck that god damn it that's such bullshit

  • alright so i was having a bout a bad luck and i just ran out of time

  • if you guys can figure out how to get to the end i'll put a link to the game in

  • the description below you can tell me about it and maybe i'll try to pick it

  • up later but I just don't have enough time right now so thank you everybody so

  • much for watching

  • let me know what you think of this in the comments below and as always I will

  • see you... in the next video.

  • Buh bye!

Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to-

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    Sheng Xiong Hong 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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